Mysterious "#11" thing - - Dave's response... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 10-25-2001, 06:30 AM

If you've read the email going around about the number "11" as it pertains to Sept. 11th's events over for the past few
weeks, you will love David's response to it.
I don't know who David is, but his response is fucking hilarious!!!

Original Letter:

"The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC
in 1993)

Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11"

And now for Dave's response:

"Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David
Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I
gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no
..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in
"NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED
CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too!
Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11
letters....

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has
11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is
July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11! ~Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also."
******************************************

Whomever you are you're a good man Dave.
___________
CD

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ADL Colin · 10-25-2001, 06:34 AM

Let me add:

9/11 9+1+1=11
9/12 9+1+2=12
9/13 9+1+3=13
9/14 9+1+4=14
..
9/19 9+1+9 = 19

1/3 of September is cursed!

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CDSmith · 10-25-2001, 06:52 AM

Here's another good email, this time from my sister.....

WHAT TO DO WITH OSAMA BIN LADEN
Killing him will only create a martyr.
Holding him prisoner will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to
demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever
covertly capture him, fly
him to an undisclosed hospital and have
surgeons quickly perform a
complete sex change operation. Then we
return her to Afghanistan to
live as a woman under the Taliban.

Yes, ohhhh yesssss. Gotta love it.
___________
CD

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CDSmith · 10-25-2001, 07:05 AM

hee heee

Juge · 10-25-2001, 08:10 AM

ha ha, nice.

Jer · 10-25-2001, 08:33 AM

fucking hilarious ! I like the taliban date site screenshot !

Oh fuck...
"taliban date" = 11 letters
"I like the taliban date site screenshot" = 33 letters (3 attacks !)

see you later people

Jer

Oh man, "see you later" = eleven letters

10-25-2001, 06:52 AM	#3
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Here's another good email, this time from my sister..... WHAT TO DO WITH OSAMA BIN LADEN Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. Yes, ohhhh yesssss. Gotta love it. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font>

10-25-2001, 06:30 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Mysterious "#11" thing - - Dave's response... If you've read the email going around about the number "11" as it pertains to Sept. 11th's events over for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it. I don't know who David is, but his response is fucking hilarious!!! <u>Original Letter</u>: "The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year. 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11 Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 I Have More....... State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union New York City - 11 Letters Afghanistan - 11 Letters The Pentagon - 11 Letters Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993) Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11" And now for Dave's response: "Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks. Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it! Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS." I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them. I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters..... Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11! ~Dave PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also." **************************************** Whomever you are you're a good man Dave. <font face="Verdana">___________** CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font>

10-25-2001, 06:34 AM	#2
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	Let me add: 9/11 9+1+1=11 9/12 9+1+2=12 9/13 9+1+3=13 9/14 9+1+4=14 .. 9/19 9+1+9 = 19 1/3 of September is cursed! ------------------ TGP2 Bucks. $1/email. No deductions!

10-25-2001, 07:05 AM	#4
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	hee heee

10-25-2001, 08:10 AM	#5
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	ha ha, nice.

10-25-2001, 08:33 AM	#6
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	fucking hilarious ! I like the taliban date site screenshot ! Oh fuck... "taliban date" = 11 letters "I like the taliban date site screenshot" = 33 letters (3 attacks !) see you later people Jer Oh man, "see you later" = eleven letters