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Vince McMahon 01-04-2005 12:07 AM

On a cloudy day during first recess Kenny came up with the idea to trash the C hall bathroom. All three of us went in there with the original plan to trash the bathroom. Kenny peed on the bathroom floor, and was caught so we ran off back outside. Kenny's pee was later soaken up with a white powder by the janitor

sean416 01-04-2005 12:08 AM

you're trying waaay too hard bro. :2 cents:

Vince McMahon 01-04-2005 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by sean416
you're trying waaay too hard bro. :2 cents:

Stop calling me pro.

<p> 3. Causing trouble in P.E. and keeping our class from getting a gold star.<p> <p> In P.E. our P.E. teacher had a reward system using gold stars where if we received a curtain number of gold stars we would get a pizza party. It was also possible to get other stars in P.E. if we were not good enough.<p>

<p> The other stars in this order were:<p>
<p> Silver<p>
<p> Red<p>
<p> Green<p>
<p> Blue<p>
<p> No Star<p>

<p> At the end of a P.E. class period we as a class decided what star we earned. Taylor and I though it would be funny to keep the class from receiving a gold star by raising hell in P.E.<p>

<p> Here is a list of thing we did in P.E. to cause the class to get a lower star:<p>

<p> 1. Rephrasing the chant that we had to do every P.E. call.<p>
<p> The original chant was: Stop, Look, and listen, with your eyes ears heart.<p>
<p> We rephrased it to: Stop, Look, and listen, with beer, drugs, and guns.<p>

<p> 2. Not preforming stretches correctly.<p>
<p> Before we could do the main activity of P.E. we had to do stretches.<p>
<p> Here is a list of stretches:<p>
<p> Jumping Jacks<p>
<p> Running in place<p>
<p> Calf Stretching<p>
<p> Standing on one Leg<p>
<p> Swim strokes in place<p>

<p> Here is what we did:<p>
<p> Jumping Jacks ( We just did't do them because we did not feel there were necessary)<p>
<p> Running in place( We ran into each other and other people)<p>
<p> Calf Stretching( We would fall over on the ground)<p>
<p> Standing on one Leg( We would just push other people over)<p>
<p> Swim strokes in place( We would do the stroking motion extremely hard and hit people in the head.)<p>

Vince McMahon 01-04-2005 12:19 AM

<p> 9 Cleaning the desk<p>

<p>During the last days of school we had to wash out the desks. Now Taylor cleaned out his desk fisrt so he decied to help clean mine. We thought it would be a good idea to fill the disk with soap and water. We filled that mother fucking desk with a huge amount of soap and water to the point that it was leaking out on the floor. We stuck a whole lot of paper toles in the desk in the desk to try to keep it from leaking but it keept leaking. Finaly the teacher noticed what was happening and we had to sit on the floor while someone else cleaned up the mess we made.<p>

nofx 01-04-2005 12:23 AM

i wish you were born retarded or dead

Vince McMahon 01-04-2005 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
i wish you were born retarded or dead

Clean my fucking disk, and pick up my dirty tissue. You whore.

Twe Russ 01-04-2005 12:35 AM

This moron is just trying to get someone elses comp fucked up, what a useless bastard.

KMR Stitch 01-04-2005 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince McMahon
Send me a virus bitch I want to be fucked up good.


I can see you banned very soon...=)

nofx 01-04-2005 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince McMahon
Clean my fucking disk, and pick up my dirty tissue. You whore.

disk ? or desK?

stfu and go choke on some rice you gook n3rd

dcortez 01-04-2005 12:48 AM

Cute.

I wonder who really owns the email address listed by the starter of this thread.

:upsidedow

-Dino

KMR Stitch 01-04-2005 12:52 AM

50 Trolllssssssss

Entropy 01-04-2005 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince McMahon
A fuck you read this fuck dont talk down to me I own a site bitch.


I am Mr. NeILsOnN and you fuckin pansies listen. I am a 4th grade mUSIc teacher. I love birds, every thing ABoUt them. They mak me warm and fuZZY. Here is my 4th GrAde class history. I cAMe IN and nodBOddy likeed mE. HeRess why. I just raMBBELleD on about meaNliNgeaLLesSe craP like Bird. I kePPet oN aboUTe birdSSSZeSSez and madE the kiDDeS sing about bird. The song they had to Siggin was the SEAgal song. I had whiTTE hair witH a Hulk HOgaN balled spot. SoMM of my student thought I look like Kelsey graMMer. They also hated because each music class they had to EATT the crap bURRRITTos. I worees the smae clotheSSSSSSs every CLaSs. A sTUPPId Look blue buTon up shizzert. And the same slacks dat tight up on my A SS craCKe

Let me tell you something brother. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and admire my 50" pythons.


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