Fucking right we are - 20 pints of babycham is a nice warm up before going out for a few flagons of Natch - Then its off to the curry 'ouse for a couple of pints of vodka mixed with vindaloo - Then we get out on the razz looking for bald headed geezers with London accents to puke over.
:mad:

LMAO! :conehead

Well up here dude a friday night is = 16 pints of special brew. Freebase an 8 ball of coke through a vodka pipe. A Phal with side order of chillies then we hunt "Devon Dildos" and kick the living crap out of em! :mad:

In the north of England its,

Down the pub, beat the wife coz Im anothern bastard!

Well you lot got it easy. Down here our wifes are in prison for beating the crap out of northern blokes!

Since when does your mummy let you out on a Friday night?

Since that time I found you with her and pulled you off! :mad:

Taunton's Natch and Blackthorne are both pretty good drinks - Hereford scrump is so - so

In Deveon they have some pretty rough cider - Can't bottle it as it melts the bottles down!

That was your mum? It took me three weeks to wrench her false teeth from my cock - I heard she gives a nice gam job now...

That's why she's improved. I did wonder.

Easy Tiger thats Paul's wife your talking about :love-smil

50 rings of fire

Perfect :thumbsup

hah too right ... not just the bottles tho, more than a couple of my old regulars snuffed it because of their fondess of rough :-/

LOL ... dude I'd pay money to see you even get a sip of proper rough past your lips .... ya shandy drinking twat :winkwink:

You spend to much time thinking about what you can get passed my lips you devon gay boy.

Anyway Id spit you apart so bad that Id have to tape you up with duck tape and call for a new boy! :smiling_b

seems like you've had a couple of weak shandys already :(

Yep, but your fault, I wasnt going to drink tonight until you started talking about beer :upsidedow

Wow, you guys got off on a tangent.

Curry rocks.

I much perfer my girlfriend to take her glass eye out and let fuck the eye socket - rather nice I might add :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Stick it straight in her earhole - Best way to fuck some sense into her!

I tried that but it wasn't tight enough :(

On the plus side I now have pills, patches, a pump and a lead weight. Gimme a couple of weeks and John Holmes will weep in his grave!

You realise going fishing like that might turn it black?

:banana

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... oh yah, curry.

Love all types of curry soooo much, but only if it is prepared properly - it pisses me off when it is used incorrectly!

(btw ... it's not only hot - there are various types of curry).

now you got me in the mood for some chicken.

That'll keep the wife happy then. I'm sure she's always secretly wanted a big black cock.

that chicken will be a great way to put a smile on my face.

yum yum....

I love my curry chicken, congrats on the 3K

Here is the perfect curry song...

INDIAN RHAPSODY

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

[guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

[guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

[guitar solo]

[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

...I was wondering why she gave me a tin of cherry blossom and asked me to wear it...

Its not a secret dude, when Ive been round there, there is often a few black dudes just leaving

Great find dude wheres it from? :GFYBand :GFYBand

A golfing mate from the UK - He sent me this sometime last year - Remembered it last night and got him to re-send it - Thought it quite funny and apt for your thread.

Damn - I knew I should have got the hidden cam up sonner. All the free content wasted!

Congrats on 3k mate, keep up the posting, curry rocks!

Congrats dude

Gratz on the 3k Johny :)

Come to Eastbourne mate, I will take you to The Ranch - a wicked mexican restaurant! There is some good eating to be done

Had mine up and the new site (Bolton houswife gets nailed by hundreds of blacks) is rocking - Rebills are fantastic - 95%

When are you out again as we need some more vids?

I kept meaning to try that place but never got around to it. I take it the food is good then? I may have to pop in for a nibble :)