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BradM · 01-02-2005, 02:05 AM

I had to let a bit one rip, so it let off. Went well. Then the followup fart came along and I sharted.

WOW is that ever uncomfortable.

Persius · 01-02-2005, 02:07 AM

it was that damn spaghetti u were making!

its ur fault for eating so late!

BradM · 01-02-2005, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Persius

it was that damn spaghetti u were making!

its ur fault for eating so late!

Seriously, it was for sure. The hamburger was a little greasy so I bet that helped. And I ate cheese on it and I am lactose intolerant. So yeah... my own fault.

Persius · 01-02-2005, 02:08 AM

your lactose intolerant? serious?

BradM · 01-02-2005, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Persius

your lactose intolerant? serious?

Yeah, real bad too. If I eat cheese or yogourt or drink milk, it takes no more than 20 minutes and I am on the can for 30 minutes. It's horrible.

Mr Pheer · 01-02-2005, 02:13 AM

Dont let Timmy the Gorilla stretch your asshole out, and the problem will eventually go away

I Like Chocolate · 01-02-2005, 02:28 AM

i haet those. seems to be happening to me more lately.

junction · 01-02-2005, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Yeah, real bad too. If I eat cheese or yogourt or drink milk, it takes no more than 20 minutes and I am on the can for 30 minutes. It's horrible.

It's good to know that I am not the only one.

Wiggles · 01-02-2005, 05:05 AM

fuck everyone nowadays is lactose intolerant, it sucks, usually when they hit 40's and 50's.

BradM · 01-02-2005, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

fuck everyone nowadays is lactose intolerant, it sucks, usually when they hit 40's and 50's.

I've had it since I was about 12. Before that I was fine. But I thought I was dying the first time I had a 2 hour session.

PlugRush Sascha · 01-02-2005, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Yeah, real bad too. If I eat cheese or yogourt or drink milk, it takes no more than 20 minutes and I am on the can for 30 minutes. It's horrible.

Hah, I used to hang out with a girl who's lactose intolerant. One time we paid her $50 to get her to chug a liter of milk. She fucking almost died in the bathroom a few minutes later and almost started to cry. Glorious.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-02-2005, 08:17 AM

What happened to the chair you were sitting in?

Did you save your underwear? They would make a great gift for that ?special someone.?

xclusive · 01-02-2005, 08:18 AM

This thread is useless without pics

gangbangjoe · 01-02-2005, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

What happened to the chair you were sitting in?

Did you save your underwear? They would make a great gift for that hahaha8220;special someone.hahaha8221;

weird times

weird people

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-02-2005, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

weird times

weird people

I too am amazed at the ?weirdness!?

Whenever I am on Go Fuck Yourself, I love to read the, ?Whoops... I just sharted? threads, and it seems that the posts I find in the threads are never what I had hoped for . . . they are usually just ?weird.?

There is nothing more disappointing than going to read a serious ?I JUST SHARTED? thread only to find people posting ?weird? stuff.

Is nothing sacred?

mardigras · 01-02-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

I had to let a bit one rip, so it let off. Went well. Then the followup fart came along and I sharted.

WOW is that ever uncomfortable.

Are you going to eventually get up and change your drawers? I know GFY is fun, but...

HarlotCash Dyker · 01-02-2005, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

This thread is useless without pics

You want to see a pic of someones hairy ass clogged in shite?

sickkittens · 01-02-2005, 09:39 AM

Thanks for sharing. I would change your shorts if I were you.

sickkittens · 01-02-2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

This thread is useless without pics

Here ya go. Are you happy now?

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