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GTS Mark 01-02-2005 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.

You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.

*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.

The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

Welcome to America! :thumbsup

That has got to be the funniest post I have read in a long time :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DH

Greg Jacobson 01-02-2005 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHard
That has got to be the funniest post I have read in a long time :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DH


Because it is so accurate. :winkwink:

LA Mike 01-02-2005 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
Cocaine seems to be pretty popular. Xanax and Vicoden are probably winners as well. Ya can't forget to pack those convention necessities. Also remember to keep the marijuana tucked behind your socks in your dress shoes in your carry on bag for easy scanner evasion and transporting.

You probably shouldn't pack the cocaine in the carry on bag and instead you should Fed Ex it to Las Vegas in advance. There are dogs at the airport looking for people like you. Customs come down hard on those kinds of things but you can always have it waiting for you on arrival. Of course you need to do several rails as soon as you get in your hotel room and throw a television out of the window to get motivated to do business with your fellow webmasters. Nothing says, "I'm here to do business" more than slinging something past people's heads from the 27th floor. If the TV is nailed down, a bottle of beer or alarm clock will work just fine.

*Note* If you really want people to notice do something different like tossing the ironing board out of the window and let it glide into the pool. This is Vegas after all, so please try to make it different and more exciting than the Hollywood expo.

The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

Welcome to America! :thumbsup


thats fucking halarious

Pornwolf 01-02-2005 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
ROTFLMFAO!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hit me up in Vegas, bro - time we meet face to face!!!

Definitely J.


:thumbsup

Shortbread 01-02-2005 02:25 AM

Don't forget your umbrella! It's been raining in Vegas all last week and plans to rain all this week.

Elli 01-02-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shortbread
Don't forget your umbrella! It's been raining in Vegas all last week and plans to rain all this week.

What? Ohhhh man..

Shortbread 01-02-2005 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli
What? Ohhhh man..

www.theweatherntwork.com

Supposed to rain on a couple of the days
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/wea...s/USNV0049.htm

erehwon 01-02-2005 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
The advance shipping method also works for your gun as most of us Americans already know. When you people from other countries walk past the front desk and you see a standard Fed Ex or other postal box behind the counter you can rest assured that it is a fellow webmaster's 9mm or .38 caliber gun that has been shipped in advance and is just waiting to be picked up. Don't forget Las Vegas is the wild west so 1 out of every 4 people you pass has a gun in his pocket. You know how we love guns over here!

Welcome to America! :thumbsup

Flying with your gun insures the airline WON'T lose your bag, they really hate stories about lost luggage and handguns, makes them and the TSA look like the clowns they really are.

The one bit of advice I can toss in, include a change of clothes in a plastic bag for your flight back, this way you can fly home without the smells of your past week (good or bad) and not smell like Vegas for that 6-16 hour flight home. :thumbsup

Wizzo 01-02-2005 07:48 AM

Antibacterial Hand Sanitizer is must for Vegas...

It's the best way to avoid getting sick after the show... :winkwink:

media 01-02-2005 07:56 AM

Business Shoes
Super Pimp Shoes
Casual Shoes
Slippers

Your feet will thank you if you take care of them..

Bring some rubbers too if you are single..

A pair or two of Shorts, The nights are nice sitting in a hot tub after walking forever...

Remember all paperwork you need..

also, it helps if you remember to bring your flight itinerary and hotel confirmation numbers, and also have a mapped out list of the parties you will be attending, structure is key at these events.. and you will find that even with structure you cannot meet all timelines.. Imagine how it is when you just wing it..

Also, bring plenty of change with you.. Tipping is a must in vegas.. Tip the taxi or limo driver, the bell hop when he checks your luggage at arival, and the bell hop when he drops off your luggage at your room..

Also, its good to establish contact with a taxi driver that can be around to pick you up at any time if you call his cell number, I have multiple cities with peoples names like so "TAXI - City - Name" with their contact info so that I can get a ride from someone who's been a good driver..

Thats a sliver of my advice...

Wizzo 01-02-2005 08:00 AM

Also if your going to attend the parties, for the love of god pack some breath mints...

Every year someone will want to talk to me a party where it's very loud and will be yelling at me with some hideous halitosis breath... It would be nice if they would handle their own hygene, but last resort is giving them a mint...;-))

media 01-02-2005 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo
Also if your going to attend the parties, for the love of god pack some breath mints...

Every year someone will want to talk to me a party where it's very loud and will be yelling at me with some hideous halitosis breath... It would be nice if they would handle their own hygene, but last resort is giving them a mint...;-))

MINTS are a must.. yep.. I walk around shoving them in my mouth all the time...

Smoking a mentol does not mean you will have good breath!!! LOL!!

Wizzo 01-02-2005 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media
Business Shoes
Super Pimp Shoes
Casual Shoes
Slippers

Your feet will thank you if you take care of them..

Bring some rubbers too if you are single..

A pair or two of Shorts, The nights are nice sitting in a hot tub after walking forever...

Remember all paperwork you need..

also, it helps if you remember to bring your flight itinerary and hotel confirmation numbers, and also have a mapped out list of the parties you will be attending, structure is key at these events.. and you will find that even with structure you cannot meet all timelines.. Imagine how it is when you just wing it..

Also, bring plenty of change with you.. Tipping is a must in vegas.. Tip the taxi or limo driver, the bell hop when he checks your luggage at arival, and the bell hop when he drops off your luggage at your room..

Also, its good to establish contact with a taxi driver that can be around to pick you up at any time if you call his cell number, I have multiple cities with peoples names like so "TAXI - City - Name" with their contact info so that I can get a ride from someone who's been a good driver..

Thats a sliver of my advice...

Good stuff, also pleanty of fresh socks helps keep the dogs happy... :pimp

Grinder 01-02-2005 09:21 AM

Sleazy, I know you mentioned passport and I'm sure most are wondering "Why?".

If you are flying you really need to carry a second form of picture ID in a seperate spot from your driver's license. Because what happens if you lose your driver's license? It happens all the time. You won't be able to board an airplane without I.D. and forget about renting a car to drive home without a driver's license.

sherie 01-02-2005 09:33 AM

PURELL or the like.

magicmike 01-02-2005 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grinder
Sleazy, I know you mentioned passport and I'm sure most are wondering "Why?".

If you are flying you really need to carry a second form of picture ID in a seperate spot from your driver's license. Because what happens if you lose your driver's license? It happens all the time. You won't be able to board an airplane without I.D. and forget about renting a car to drive home without a driver's license.


Not true really, I know someone that lost their license in the ocean at the miami show. Lots of hassles, couldn't go to bars, but was able to board the plane... He had called the airline in advance to let them know what happened etc...

Big fucking hassle though, bring 2 picture id's.

CAHEK 01-02-2005 01:35 PM

ipod with lots of music

its gonna be a long flight :thumbsup

pxxx 01-02-2005 02:06 PM

I am not going to have to worry about packing.

Grinder 01-02-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magicmike
Not true really, I know someone that lost their license in the ocean at the miami show. Lots of hassles, couldn't go to bars, but was able to board the plane... He had called the airline in advance to let them know what happened etc...

Big fucking hassle though, bring 2 picture id's.


It depends on the security level. Sweet T lost his and could not fly back to Atlanta. Lucky for him he had a party bus and rode back on it. However your average Joe doesn't own a company with a party bus.

Kimmykim 01-02-2005 06:34 PM

Gum. They do not sell it in the casinos, they claim its because of damage to the carpets but a person who's chewing gum isn't a person swilling down free drinks and losing money in the end ;)

Grinder 01-02-2005 06:54 PM

I'm packing tonight... Here is my List. I've included almost everything mentioned.

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EQUIPMENT
Laptop, AC-Adapter/Charger, RJ-11 phone cord, RJ-45 Network Cable
PDA, Cradle
Blank CD's or Floppies
Cell Phone, Charger
Digital Camera, Charger
Card Reader
Headphones
Calculator

PAPER PRODUCTS
Business Cards
Pens & Paper
Small pocket size notebook
Book (for recreational reading)
Travel Guide or Map of Las Vegas

DOCUMENTS
Drivers License
Passport or 2nd Photo ID
Essential Phone Numbers on Paper
Copies of Important Documents (Drivers Lic, Insurance Card, Passport, etc.)
Airline Tickets
Health Insurance Documents
Travel and Flight Itinerary
Convention Schedule
Party Schedule
Hotel Confirmation
InterNext Pass Confirmation
FTP login info for all websites
Passwords for all on-line bill paying services
Dial-up access numbers

MONEY AND FINANCIAL
Cash
Tipping Money, lots of singles ( or larger if you're a high roller)
Travelers Checks
Credit Cards
Bank Debit Cards
Phone Card (For those of you with roaming charges)

CLOTHING (Different for Everyone)
Bathing Suit
Jeans
Shorts
Sweat Shirt
Pants
Polo Shirts
T-Shirts
Dress Shirts
Belts
Socks (Lots of pairs)
Underwear
Sneakers
Dress Shoes
Jacket
Sunglasses
Fishnet Laundry Bag

MEDICAL (If you don't need the following... someone will)
Aspirin, Academician or Ibuprofen
Diarrhea Tablets
Rolaids
Dramamine
Contraceptives.
Band-Aids
Vitamins
Prescription Medicines
Shoe Inserts

TOILETRIES
Deodorant
Shampoo
Soap
Hairbrush & Comb
Nail Clippers
Razors/Shaving Cream
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Floss
Cologne
Mouthwash
Lip Balm
Hand Sanitizer
Contraceptives
Contacts
Hair products (gel, spray etc.)
Mints and Gum

MISC
Travel Alarm Clock
Small Towel
Wristwatch
Walkman
Plastic Bags (sandwich and garbage)
Umbrella
Eyeglass Repair Kit

J$tyle$ 01-02-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grinder
I'm packing tonight... Here is my List. I've included almost everything mentioned.

-------

EQUIPMENT
Laptop, AC-Adapter/Charger, RJ-11 phone cord, RJ-45 Network Cable
PDA, Cradle
Blank CD's or Floppies
Cell Phone, Charger
Digital Camera, Charger
Card Reader
Headphones
Calculator

PAPER PRODUCTS
Business Cards
Pens & Paper
Small pocket size notebook
Book (for recreational reading)
Travel Guide or Map of Las Vegas

DOCUMENTS
Drivers License
Passport or 2nd Photo ID
Essential Phone Numbers on Paper
Copies of Important Documents (Drivers Lic, Insurance Card, Passport, etc.)
Airline Tickets
Health Insurance Documents
Travel and Flight Itinerary
Convention Schedule
Party Schedule
Hotel Confirmation
InterNext Pass Confirmation
FTP login info for all websites
Passwords for all on-line bill paying services
Dial-up access numbers

MONEY AND FINANCIAL
Cash
Tipping Money, lots of singles ( or larger if you're a high roller)
Travelers Checks
Credit Cards
Bank Debit Cards
Phone Card (For those of you with roaming charges)

CLOTHING (Different for Everyone)
Bathing Suit
Jeans
Shorts
Sweat Shirt
Pants
Polo Shirts
T-Shirts
Dress Shirts
Belts
Socks (Lots of pairs)
Underwear
Sneakers
Dress Shoes
Jacket
Sunglasses
Fishnet Laundry Bag

MEDICAL (If you don't need the following... someone will)
Aspirin, Academician or Ibuprofen
Diarrhea Tablets
Rolaids
Dramamine
Contraceptives.
Band-Aids
Vitamins
Prescription Medicines
Shoe Inserts

TOILETRIES
Deodorant
Shampoo
Soap
Hairbrush & Comb
Nail Clippers
Razors/Shaving Cream
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Floss
Cologne
Mouthwash
Lip Balm
Hand Sanitizer
Contraceptives
Contacts
Hair products (gel, spray etc.)
Mints and Gum

MISC
Travel Alarm Clock
Small Towel
Wristwatch
Walkman
Plastic Bags (sandwich and garbage)
Umbrella
Eyeglass Repair Kit

this list is pretty damn thorough!

I think I'll save it for future use!

Thx!

:)

Kimmykim 01-02-2005 07:37 PM

What are you going to do with a swimsuit in January in Vegas while it's raining? Or even if it weren't?

Grinder 01-02-2005 07:38 PM

Hot tubs.... indoor pools... then I'm going to L.A. before coming home.


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