Metrosexuals, how can I make new jeans look worn?

**gangbangjoe** · 12-30-2004, 08:42 AM

put them in your washing machine togehter with some little stones

soon they are stone washed ;)

**Damian_Maxcash** · 12-30-2004, 08:42 AM

A tumble dryer and some pumice stone........

**Manowar** · 12-30-2004, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

put them in your washing machine togehter with some little stones

soon they are stone wasched ;)

I know someone who tried that and broke their washing machine

**The_Oracle_Porn** · 12-30-2004, 08:43 AM

hmmm, ill give that a shot

**TaDoW** · 12-30-2004, 08:44 AM

1.) never EVER wear black jeans.

2.) throw them away

3.) buy diesel or AG

4.) purchase condoms

5.) a few more condoms....

6.) wake up the next morning sore, sweaty, and with claw marks from where she dragged the pants off of you

**DarkJedi** · 12-30-2004, 08:45 AM

Put'em on & have some arabs drag you by a chain behind their truck.

**The_Oracle_Porn** · 12-30-2004, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by TaDoW

1.) never EVER wear black jeans.

2.) throw them away

hhuh ? why ?

**TaDoW** · 12-30-2004, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

Put'em on & have some arabs drag you by a chain behind their truck.

why bother with arabs? he can just put em on and walk through a small town in the texas panhandle and the getting dragged part will happen naturally

**x-vision** · 12-30-2004, 08:46 AM

Some light sandpaper.

**TaDoW** · 12-30-2004, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn

hhuh ? why ?

well ... a true metrosexual, such as myself, not only engages in ghitty exuberant banter about clothing with girls, but also listens to what they have to say. Every time the subject of "non-blue" jeans comes up, there's pretty much instant disapproval. So I just stick to blues.

the part about throwing them away .... high end jeans companies spend hundreds of thousands of dollars getting a wash right to discolor, distress, and properly fuck up their jeans ... I wouldn't expect you could re-create this in your garage. if you don't want to throw them away, you could simply return/exchange them =)

**dunefield** · 12-30-2004, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by x-vision

Some light sandpaper.

what he said...

**Kassidy** · 12-30-2004, 09:48 AM

Black jeans = trailer park wedding attire

**Diesel006** · 12-30-2004, 09:52 AM

Black Jeans, is a huge fashion don't. I hear the fashion police as we speak.
Same thing goes for solid dark blue.

**Persius** · 12-30-2004, 09:54 AM

hmmmm

1. Do they have any fade?
2. if they are full black... eww
3. you should just buy diesel...
4. if not just get sand paper and lightly trend it yourself

sorry for all the negative feedback lol

**Yo Adrian** · 12-30-2004, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by TaDoW

1.) never EVER wear black jeans.

2.) throw them away

Don't say that!! I just bought some black jeans a couple days ago!

**Screaming** · 12-30-2004, 09:57 AM

dont wear black jeans, slacks are better

**Yo Adrian** · 12-30-2004, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by Persius

hmmmm

1. Do they have any fade?
2. if they are full black... eww
3. you should just buy diesel...
4. if not just get sand paper and lightly trend it yourself

sorry for all the negative feedback lol

Time to go return my new black jeans

**cosis** · 12-30-2004, 10:02 AM

black jeans ?

**r3ap3r** · 12-30-2004, 10:08 AM

Put the jeans on and lie down on your left or right side. Run in a circle like Curly on The Three Stooges. Repeat for the other side. Presto.

**Paco, of Large Cash.** · 12-30-2004, 10:18 AM

Wash them many times:
- Full cycle
- Warm-hot H2O
- Liquid fabric softener in the rinse cycle of each load (No, not the sheet format)
- Place something in both the wash machine and dryer which will beat the living hell out of the denim
*Thick denim will take a very long time to get to the worn state, but once there you will never want to remove them.

**feN** · 12-30-2004, 10:28 AM

bleach it

**hova** · 12-30-2004, 10:49 AM

black jeans are "not done"

**ADL_Christy** · 12-30-2004, 10:53 AM

I agree...you should never wear black jeans!!!!

**mindoza** · 12-30-2004, 10:56 AM

If you just want to take the stiffness out Wash them with a cap or two of fabric softener...first fill and lift lid and let them soak a little them finish the wash cycle...You will have to put them in the dryer too so I hope you did not buy them too tight...You can mix a small bit of bleach in with the detergent mix it in the cap or something do not just add to washer( it may work or you may get spots with the bleach it is a crap shoot)

**nofx** · 12-30-2004, 10:58 AM

insert a dildo up your ass and then put on the black jeans

**Nubiles** · 12-30-2004, 11:44 AM

buy them already bleached out

**beemk** · 12-30-2004, 11:48 AM

why the hell would you buy black jeans?

**web123s** · 12-30-2004, 11:57 AM

i just had this conversation with 3 hot chics the other nite. They said to never, ever where Black Jeans.

The 1 girl just went on a 1st date with a guy and he had black jeans on. She said she wanted to end the date as soon as she saw them. That was a sure sign that it was gonna be a bad night.

**TheGoldenChild** · 12-30-2004, 12:02 PM

i have a pair of Versace black jeans that I only dry clean-

I always wear them with dressy shoes and a nice shirt

I don't wear black jeans casually

**MickeyG** · 12-30-2004, 12:33 PM

lol - black jeans. I would never.

Metrosexuals, how can I make new jeans look worn?

Metrosexuals, how can I make new jeans look worn?

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