Why Beer Is Better Than Women - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2005, 12:26 AM

You can enjoy a beer all month long.

Beer stains wash out.

You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.

If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.

Beer is never late.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

A hangover will go away.

Beer labels come off without a fight.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer never has a headache.

A beer will never nag you.

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with friends.

You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.

A beer is always wet.

A beer doesn't demand equality.

You can have a beer in public.

A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

A frigid beer is a good beer.

You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

WWC · 02-03-2005, 12:29 AM

i have to disagree with that...and you? i think your in denial :-)

wargames · 02-03-2005, 12:31 AM

I still like women more than beer.

spunkmaster · 02-03-2005, 12:44 AM

BuggyG · 02-03-2005, 10:42 AM

yup.. women still better then beer
but he does bring up some VERY GOOD points!

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longbrick · 02-03-2005, 10:43 AM

What about Vodka?

Just_Dave · 02-03-2005, 10:43 AM

women still better then beer

PantieZ · 02-03-2005, 10:49 AM

did you know that beer got female hormones ?

........... when you drink it you talk shit and are not able to drive a car

Kicker · 02-03-2005, 11:12 AM

lol

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Spunky · 02-03-2005, 11:13 AM

Some good ones in there

etech · 02-03-2005, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PantieZ

did you know that beer got female hormones ?

........... when you drink it you talk shit and are not able to drive a car

Goose · 02-03-2005, 11:22 AM

that's so true!!

axelcat · 02-03-2005, 11:22 AM

dont like beer in general

02-03-2005, 12:26 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Why Beer Is Better Than Women You can enjoy a beer all month long. Beer stains wash out. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball. If your beer is flat, you can toss it out. Beer is never late. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. A hangover will go away. Beer labels come off without a fight. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. A beer never has a headache. A beer will never nag you. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. A beer always goes down easy. You can share a beer with friends. You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer. A beer is always wet. A beer doesn't demand equality. You can have a beer in public. A beer doesn't care what time you come home. A frigid beer is a good beer. You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good. If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

02-03-2005, 12:29 AM	#2
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02-03-2005, 11:22 AM	#13
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	dont like beer in general