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  • Paraskass
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 5829
    #1

    I want to have sex, I am in need...

    But no pussies are to be found.

    I have 3 options to resort to...

    1) Electrical socket
    2) Toilet paper roll
    3) Your sister.


    what do you suggest?
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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      and you call my posts useless?

      LOLLLLL

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        • chase
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 6019
          #3
          That's too bad.
          I had crazy sex last night. Like, "the bed's so wet I have to sleep on the couch until I can steam clean the mattress tomorrow" sex.
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            • Screaming
              I can change this!!!!!
              • Feb 2004
              • 18972
              #4
              well the outlet is not a good place for wet stuff so i would suggest your hand or a pocket vagina

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                • Paraskass
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 5829
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  and you call my posts useless?

                  LOLLLLL
                  I love you,

                  you are my hero.


                  :love-smil

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                    • sickkittens
                      I am a meat popsicle.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 25100
                      #6
                      Here's a big pussy for you.


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                        • Violetta
                          Affiliate
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 28735
                          #7
                          Sorry, I dont have a sister.
                          M&A Queen

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                            • I Like Chocolate
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 821
                              #8
                              #4 juicy

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