Cocaine & WD-40 don't mix - GoFuckYourself.com

cashman · 01-19-2005, 01:09 PM

LONDON - The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky bicycle chains to polishing frying pans.

But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars.

Police in the English city of Bristol said Tuesday they have been advising pub and nightclub owners to spray the colorless lubricant on toilet seats and other flat surfaces in the lavatory that customers often use to snort drugs.

Apparently, cocaine and spray lube don't mix.

"A chemical reaction takes place with the cocaine that causes it to congeal and become a mess so it's unusable," a police spokesman said. "It's one very small, very cheap way in which you can very seriously restrict the amount of drug use in your premises."

"Its not meant to be ingested. It says so clearly on the can so we wouldn't advocate it for that purpose. But people will use it how they will," said a British spokeswoman for the San Diego, Calif-based WD-40 Co.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww! That sucks. Thinking about it makes me Nauseous

pornstar2pac · 01-19-2005, 01:12 PM

that is always why i travel with a 3ft x6ft. mirror.

UniversalPass Pete · 01-19-2005, 01:14 PM

Damm, ok! no more sniffing cocaine off toilet seats!

jacked · 01-19-2005, 01:15 PM

lol i read this story a few days ago thats fucked up, one minute your in the bathroom blowin a rail the next your profusely bleeding from your nose

pxxx · 01-19-2005, 01:16 PM

Damn, that can really mess you up.

emthree · 01-19-2005, 01:24 PM

That's pretty stupid. What if someone tries to take a dump? lol

cashman · 01-19-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pornstar2pac

that is always why i travel with a 3ft x6ft. mirror.

Got to say no to drugs

jt420 · 01-19-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jacked

lol i read this story a few days ago thats fucked up, one minute your in the bathroom blowin a rail the next your profusely bleeding from your nose

how would you snort something thats congealed?

XpressMedia · 01-19-2005, 01:28 PM

I'd say now. lol

BuckLover · 01-19-2005, 01:35 PM

As long as there is pleanty of shit on the seat it counteracts all negative effects of the wd-40 and you can sniff away with no ill effects!

xclusive · 01-19-2005, 01:38 PM

damn nasty

Jman · 01-19-2005, 01:39 PM

I can imagine a lawsuit. Trying to take a dump but not wanting to have your ass right on dirty seat so you use you hands to hold your balance from the toilet seet and bam you fall due to one of your hand slipping...

Allright I have wayyy to much imagination today...

That was some good stuff

r3ap3r · 01-19-2005, 01:41 PM

So that's why I got sick last weekend.

jacked · 01-19-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jt420

how would you snort something thats congealed?

try it.. in my experiences with the drug even when moist/damp its snortable it just cakes up a little bit

Paco, of Large Cash. · 01-19-2005, 01:43 PM

thanks for the fast-track method to rockin up.

cashman · 01-19-2005, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

I can imagine a lawsuit. Trying to take a dump but not wanting to have your ass right on dirty seat so you use you hands to hold your balance from the toilet seet and bam you fall due to one of your hand slipping...

Allright I have wayyy to much imagination today...

That was some good stuff

I don't think they can do it in the states, since the lawyers will be all over it

Jace · 01-19-2005, 01:57 PM

this is exactly why i have my wife carry her square compact with her when we go out....one of those big suckers with the nice sized mirror

hehe

UniversalPassLorence · 01-19-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

this is exactly why i have my wife carry her square compact with her when we go out....one of those big suckers with the nice sized mirror

hehe

And you have her keep the evidence too. You are a bastard

johnnyhey · 01-19-2005, 07:09 PM

or the cheap douchebags could hire an attendant to listen for people snorting.

there's plenty of ways around snorting blow off the toilet tank. drug addicts are usually pretty resourceful people.

Pornwolf · 01-19-2005, 07:12 PM

Who the hell snorts coke off of toilet seats? Are people really that fucked up out there?

johnnyhey · 01-19-2005, 07:20 PM

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Who the hell snorts coke off of toilet seats? Are people really that fucked up out there?

they're not snorting off toilet seats, they're snorting off the tank behind the seat. jesus christ don't we have any coke-heads here?

BlueWire · 01-19-2005, 07:20 PM

Ewwwwww

Spunky · 01-19-2005, 07:21 PM

I know it's a problem at the club I go to also

radical · 01-19-2005, 07:22 PM

WD-40, I never leave home without it lol!!

Jim_Gunn · 01-19-2005, 07:51 PM

That's nasty. I used to snort it off of a key or something back in my younger days. Not the toilet tank, ewwwwwwwwww!

cashman · 01-19-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

That's nasty. I used to snort it off of a key or something back in my younger days. Not the toilet tank, ewwwwwwwwww!

I know, but you can't do long lines on a key. But never on the toilet

DEA - banned for life · 01-19-2005, 09:53 PM

imaqgine sliding off the shitter from all the wd 40

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Who the hell snorts coke off of toilet seats? Are people really that fucked up out there?

That is what I was thinking!!!

Don't people use that little glass tub thingy with the little plastic spoon thingy attached on the side???

jt420 · 01-19-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jacked

try it.. in my experiences with the drug even when moist/damp its snortable it just cakes up a little bit

with or without wd40?

cashman · 01-20-2005, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DEA

imaqgine sliding off the shitter from all the wd 40

Major law suites

wargames · 01-20-2005, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman

LONDON - The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky bicycle chains to polishing frying pans.

But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars.

Police in the English city of Bristol said Tuesday they have been advising pub and nightclub owners to spray the colorless lubricant on toilet seats and other flat surfaces in the lavatory that customers often use to snort drugs.

Apparently, cocaine and spray lube don't mix.

"A chemical reaction takes place with the cocaine that causes it to congeal and become a mess so it's unusable," a police spokesman said. "It's one very small, very cheap way in which you can very seriously restrict the amount of drug use in your premises."

"Its not meant to be ingested. It says so clearly on the can so we wouldn't advocate it for that purpose. But people will use it how they will," said a British spokeswoman for the San Diego, Calif-based WD-40 Co.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww! That sucks. Thinking about it makes me Nauseous

Who the hell would do a line of a toilet lid.

asuna · 01-20-2005, 12:43 AM

the toilet LID, the top part where you can take off to access teh pump, not the seat

ytcracker · 01-20-2005, 12:49 AM

what kind of fucking mcgyver thought this up

pornstar2pac · 01-20-2005, 01:03 AM

I'll suck your cock for a $5 rock

JimmiDean · 01-20-2005, 07:10 AM

If you are sniffing coke of a toilet lid you got bigger problems than WD40

mardigras · 01-20-2005, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyhey

or the cheap douchebags could hire an attendant to listen for people snorting.

"But officer, honestly... it was oral sex, not snorting!"

nofx · 01-20-2005, 07:18 AM

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com · 01-20-2005, 07:23 AM

shit i just thaught my blow was getting better!

uno · 01-20-2005, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyhey

they're not snorting off toilet seats, they're snorting off the tank behind the seat. jesus christ don't we have any coke-heads here?

Are a few small bumps not good enough? I've been around a lot of coke heads and can't recall any of them, not even the dirtiest crackheads, using any part of the toilet.

uno · 01-20-2005, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

That is what I was thinking!!!

Don't people use that little glass tub thingy with the little plastic spoon thingy attached on the side???

Seriously.

Vitasoy · 01-20-2005, 07:46 AM

WD40? I learn something new every day... :P

cashman · 01-20-2005, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asuna

the toilet LID, the top part where you can take off to access teh pump, not the seat

Yes, I think you are right. You can always here people sniffing in the bathrooms

BoNgHiTtA · 01-20-2005, 08:58 AM

Even in my hey day of cocaine use, I never snorted off a fucking toilet seat. Jesus Christ thats fucking gross. Doesn't anyone beleive in the beveled cut straw anymore? Just load that sucker up and bump away.

VeriSexy · 01-20-2005, 08:59 AM

WD-40 and lighters make damn good flame throwers

Rui · 01-20-2005, 08:59 AM

Cocaine doesnt mix with nothing, specially people ;)

brand0n · 01-20-2005, 09:01 AM

off a lid?

Screaming · 01-20-2005, 10:03 AM

I dont do drugs lol.

cashman · 01-20-2005, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BoNgHiTtA

Even in my hey day of cocaine use, I never snorted off a fucking toilet seat. Jesus Christ thats fucking gross. Doesn't anyone beleive in the beveled cut straw anymore? Just load that sucker up and bump away.

You are right

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