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DomBuyer · 12-28-2004, 03:25 AM

One of the worst films I've ever seen, so bad I laughed out loud and woke my girlfriend up (she was smart, passed out early).

Roger Ebert, normally sensible, must have been on crack when he reviewed it, as he liked the film and gave it two thumbs up. There were lots of other glowing reviews.

Should have known when the guy at the video store look at me nervously and said "Um, people either like it or hate it."

nofx · 12-28-2004, 03:31 AM

it didnt look too interesting, i dont plan on ever seeing it.

Greg Jacobson · 12-28-2004, 03:32 AM

There are pornos with higher production values than that shitty movie.

DomBuyer · 12-28-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson

There are pornos with higher production values than that shitty movie.

So true
:food-smil

woj · 12-28-2004, 03:57 AM

yea, the story line is kinda weak...

uno · 12-28-2004, 04:22 AM

I think I'll give it a watch anyway. I've heard really mixed opinions.

Twe Russ · 12-28-2004, 04:24 AM

agreed, nothing special.

More Booze · 12-28-2004, 04:59 AM

I watched it a couple of weeks ago. The actors looked like pornactors...

Wiggles · 12-28-2004, 05:36 AM

saw preview and it looked retarded, don't plan on seeing it.

Serious-Partner · 12-28-2004, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

yea, the story line is kinda weak...

i agree with you completely

etech · 12-28-2004, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomBuyer

One of the worst films I've ever seen, so bad I laughed out loud and woke my girlfriend up (she was smart, passed out early).

Roger Ebert, normally sensible, must have been on crack when he reviewed it, as he liked the film and gave it two thumbs up. There were lots of other glowing reviews.

Should have known when the guy at the video store look at me nervously and said "Um, people either like it or hate it."

It was kinda boring, until the last 30 minutes.

DomBuyer · 12-28-2004, 06:04 AM

One reviewer summed it up perfectly:

"I just wanted the sharks to eat them already and put me out of my misery"

DarkJedi · 12-28-2004, 06:06 AM

Most boring POS ever.

Don't even bother renting it.

Stasia · 12-28-2004, 01:29 PM

I just rented it too from block busters! Man, now I am not too excited about seeing it, it is suppose to be based on a true story....

oh well another one to take back without seeing it

wondering if it was worse than Alexander

TheMob · 12-28-2004, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomBuyer

One of the worst films I've ever seen, so bad I laughed out loud and woke my girlfriend up (she was smart, passed out early).

Roger Ebert, normally sensible, must have been on crack when he reviewed it, as he liked the film and gave it two thumbs up. There were lots of other glowing reviews.

Should have known when the guy at the video store look at me nervously and said "Um, people either like it or hate it."

I heard it sucked too

SykkBoy · 12-28-2004, 02:58 PM

I felt it was overhyped, but it wasn't too bad
it had more impact in a theater than on DVD, IMHO.

dig420 · 12-28-2004, 03:18 PM

I thought it was pretty good, saw it in a Vegas hotel room.

axelcat · 12-28-2004, 03:20 PM

thanks for the heads up now I wont rent it

sickkittens · 12-28-2004, 03:21 PM

I've yet to hear one person who actually liked it.

brand0n · 12-28-2004, 03:22 PM

fuck, i was going to rent that shit

vending_machine · 12-28-2004, 03:40 PM

Well, I will be a loner in this thread it looks like, I thought it was a great movie. Take it for what it is, a very low budget movie based on a true story.

Alexander D Great · 12-28-2004, 03:43 PM

i saw it too

cashman · 12-28-2004, 03:51 PM

That's what I tought

Deepai · 12-28-2004, 03:54 PM

I liked it. I don't know how you guys think the production value was gonna be high, it was a totally indy movie, shot, directed, and edited by one guy. I agree that the acting was pretty shady, but for the most part it was enjoyable.

reynold · 12-29-2004, 03:37 AM

tss... i'm planning to watch that but look like it suck!

12-28-2004, 03:25 AM	#1
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	Just saw "Open Water": complete trash One of the worst films I've ever seen, so bad I laughed out loud and woke my girlfriend up (she was smart, passed out early). Roger Ebert, normally sensible, must have been on crack when he reviewed it, as he liked the film and gave it two thumbs up. There were lots of other glowing reviews. Should have known when the guy at the video store look at me nervously and said "Um, people either like it or hate it."

12-28-2004, 03:31 AM	#2
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12-28-2004, 03:57 AM	#5
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12-28-2004, 04:22 AM	#6
uno RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NYC Area Posts: 18,450	I think I'll give it a watch anyway. I've heard really mixed opinions. __________________ -uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

12-28-2004, 04:24 AM	#7
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12-28-2004, 03:32 AM	#3
Greg Jacobson Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 812	There are pornos with higher production values than that shitty movie.

12-28-2004, 04:59 AM	#8
More Booze Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,116	I watched it a couple of weeks ago. The actors looked like pornactors...

12-28-2004, 05:36 AM	#9
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	saw preview and it looked retarded, don't plan on seeing it. __________________ no sig

12-28-2004, 06:04 AM	#12
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	One reviewer summed it up perfectly: "I just wanted the sharks to eat them already and put me out of my misery"

12-28-2004, 06:06 AM	#13
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Most boring POS ever. Don't even bother renting it.

12-28-2004, 01:29 PM	#14
Stasia Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 497	I just rented it too from block busters! Man, now I am not too excited about seeing it, it is suppose to be based on a true story.... oh well another one to take back without seeing it wondering if it was worse than Alexander __________________

12-28-2004, 02:58 PM	#16
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12-28-2004, 03:18 PM	#17
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	I thought it was pretty good, saw it in a Vegas hotel room.

12-28-2004, 03:20 PM	#18
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	thanks for the heads up now I wont rent it

12-28-2004, 03:21 PM	#19
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12-28-2004, 03:22 PM	#20
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12-28-2004, 03:40 PM	#21
vending_machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,062	Well, I will be a loner in this thread it looks like, I thought it was a great movie. Take it for what it is, a very low budget movie based on a true story.

12-28-2004, 03:43 PM	#22
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12-28-2004, 03:51 PM	#23
cashman Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 898	That's what I tought

12-28-2004, 03:54 PM	#24
Deepai Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle, WA. Posts: 1,583	I liked it. I don't know how you guys think the production value was gonna be high, it was a totally indy movie, shot, directed, and edited by one guy. I agree that the acting was pretty shady, but for the most part it was enjoyable. __________________ SOULCASH BULLFIGHTER THE BAND

12-29-2004, 03:37 AM	#25
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	tss... i'm planning to watch that but look like it suck!