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			 Reach for those stars! 
			
		
			
			
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				How long do you have left?
			 
			Apparently I'm going to live until Saturday, October 10, 2071. After that, my warranty runs out. What about you? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Be honest now! http://www.deathclock.com/ 
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		 Saturday, June 11, 2022  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Your Personal Day of Death is... Saturday, March 9, 2080 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 According to the site I will live until I am 71 years old, however, the last 4 generations of females in our family have only produced females and all females died in their 74th year...so I think I might be able to squeeze another 3 years of life.  Genetics can play an important role in lifespan. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Saturday, April 13, 2041   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i have 2,205,027,118 seconds to live hahaha until Wed Nov 14th, 2074...good shit... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I am an Alien from space 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Wednesday, March 14, 2063 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 The one and only! 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 I don't have much longer! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Wednesday, April 4, 2046 
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		 nice! i'm going to live til i'm 84... that's pretty good cuz i'm a heavy smoker but i'm trying to shorten my life span by doing so 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 sex is good 
			
		
			
			
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	your personal day of death is Wednesday, October 13, 2004 Seconds left to live "0" So according to that site, I am already dead.    ![]()  | 
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		 Sorry to tell you but I am going to live forever....  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 2057. I thought I was in better health than that. Maybe the clock knows something I dont know. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Though I took a similar but more in-depth test a week or so ago and I was told that I will die sometime in 2007. 
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		 I have until Tuesday, June 19, 2046.  Guess I better make sure my life insurance is paid up and that all other bills are unpaid 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 It comes up with a different date each time you try it 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			will be 73 yrs old then so not bad at all 
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			 Fucked if I know 
			
		
			
			
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			 I'm here for SPORT 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 2042             . 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			I'm 29 now. 
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		 i already knew that, my classmates back the in college give me that death clock and death people who has the same name like mine. creepy site 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Tuesday, September 3, 2047 oh well i'm 28 now so it's not that bad... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			Time to start a diet.... 
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			  Tuesday, March 27, 2046 is mine I guess I better lose some weight 
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			http://gofuckyourself.com/newreply.p...eply&p=6213513 see the 2- 13's ????? ![]() the one above.....^ 
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			but I have to disagree with the clock - it is assuming my Body Mass is fat rather than muscle which has increased after visiting the gym every other day and a real live doctor said I was doing great. 
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			 Workin With The Devil 
			
		
			
			
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		 I have unitl Friday, November 21, 2053  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	that is 1,542,898,005 seconds left to live and have fun Pete  | 
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		 hm.. just finished entering in the info for my sister - says shes going to live until 2035 - they didnt figure on her checking out with cancer back in 1985 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! 
			
		
			
			
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