The Fox Joke - GoFuckYourself.com

timethief · 10-20-2001, 04:12 PM

Ok i feel like telling a joke a joke.
As you have already figured out its about this FoX.
The Fox is just bored to hell in the forest. he doesnt know what to do he just Cant find anything to amuse himself. So he goes To the Wise Owl and asks for advise.
Fox Says Im bored What shall I do.
Owl replies why dont you go pick on the rabbit.
FOx says ok ill do that. But I need an excuse.
So the owl says go and ask the rabbit why he doesnt have a hat. and beat him up because he doesnt have when.
SO the fox goes to the rabbit and says where is your hat.
Rabbit says I dont have one.
SO the Fox beats him up.
A few days later the fox is bored again and goes to the owl again.
owl says go pick on the rabbit.
Fox says I need a new excuse.
Owl says ask for coffee. If he gives you decaff beat him up because he gave you decaff and if he gives you normal coffee beat him because he gave you normal coffee.
SO the Fox goes and finds the rabbit.
He asks the rabbit for some coffee.
The Rabbit says will that be decaff or normal?
The Fox just plunders...and "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR HAT YOU" and beats him up.

[Labret] · 10-20-2001, 04:33 PM

Broken english jokes rule! I actually laughed out loud.

lightswitch · 10-20-2001, 04:42 PM

I didn't get it, & dont feel like reading it again to figure it out, can someone just tell me why that was funny?

10-20-2001, 04:12 PM	#1
timethief Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 129	The Fox Joke Ok i feel like telling a joke a joke. As you have already figured out its about this FoX. The Fox is just bored to hell in the forest. he doesnt know what to do he just Cant find anything to amuse himself. So he goes To the Wise Owl and asks for advise. Fox Says Im bored What shall I do. Owl replies why dont you go pick on the rabbit. FOx says ok ill do that. But I need an excuse. So the owl says go and ask the rabbit why he doesnt have a hat. and beat him up because he doesnt have when. SO the fox goes to the rabbit and says where is your hat. Rabbit says I dont have one. SO the Fox beats him up. A few days later the fox is bored again and goes to the owl again. owl says go pick on the rabbit. Fox says I need a new excuse. Owl says ask for coffee. If he gives you decaff beat him up because he gave you decaff and if he gives you normal coffee beat him because he gave you normal coffee. SO the Fox goes and finds the rabbit. He asks the rabbit for some coffee. The Rabbit says will that be decaff or normal? The Fox just plunders...and "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR HAT YOU" and beats him up.

10-20-2001, 04:33 PM	#2
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Broken english jokes rule! I actually laughed out loud.

10-20-2001, 04:42 PM	#3
lightswitch Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Butte, MT, USA Posts: 870	I didn't get it, & dont feel like reading it again to figure it out, can someone just tell me why that was funny?