Why do diamonds last forever, but the wives never do... - GoFuckYourself.com

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-25-2004, 11:45 PM

I was looking at the divorce rates from 1950 till now. They have tripled.

So why give a diamond that is going to last forever to a woman that will most likely share her life with someone else on your tab. Marriage makes no business sense to me whatsoever.

Sorry, I guess you can tell I am 100% single.

Illicit · 12-25-2004, 11:46 PM

Im with you on that... divorce is way to commonplace today.

Tala · 12-25-2004, 11:46 PM

Hmmmm.....I don't have any diamonds whatsoever. I'm an emerald kinda girl. Garnets are fabulous as well, as is tourmaline and tourquoise.

Fuck, I'm cheap.

galleryseek · 12-25-2004, 11:47 PM

it's all about finding a quality girl, and taking a chance.

SleazyDream · 12-25-2004, 11:47 PM

why can't I find any cheap women..............................

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-25-2004, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Hmmmm.....I don't have any diamonds whatsoever. I'm an emerald kinda girl. Garnets are fabulous as well, as is tourmaline and tourquoise.

Fuck, I'm cheap.

:love-smil

WWC · 12-25-2004, 11:50 PM

Cause a diamond doesnt get old ....but true love with a women keeps a relationship better than a diamond!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-25-2004, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ajpiii

Im with you on that... divorce is way to commonplace today.

Thanks, I don't feel lonely on this one.

Illicit · 12-25-2004, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by galleryseek

it's all about finding a quality girl, and taking a chance.

finding the quality girl is the hard part

r3ap3r · 12-25-2004, 11:59 PM

Marriage is a very risky investment.

Pornwolf · 12-26-2004, 12:01 AM

Chalk it up Dave, after the babes see the Lambroghini and the toys you can't trust em. Their whole outlook changes. Just buy a teen hooker from brazil for $50 a week. It's more cost effective in the long run and she will love you just as much as your average chick in LA.

Illicit · 12-26-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Chalk it up Dave, after the babes see the Lambroghini and the toys you can't trust em. Their whole outlook changes. Just buy a teen hooker from brazil for $50 a week. It's more cost effective in the long run and she will love you just as much as your average chick in LA.

you know.. thats not a bad idea... I prefer the Filipinas myself...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-26-2004, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Chalk it up Dave, after the babes see the Lambroghini and the toys you can't trust em. Their whole outlook changes. Just buy a teen hooker from brazil for $50 a week. It's more cost effective in the long run and she will love you just as much as your average chick in LA.

Can you send me a direct link to her. If there is a referral program. I want to make sure you get the credit for it.

Ludedude · 12-26-2004, 12:20 AM

No shit Dave. If I knew then what I know now...

I'm paying her more each month than my current mortgage

Pornwolf · 12-26-2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Can you send me a direct link to her. If there is a referral program. I want to make sure you get the credit for it.

Dude, if there was a site that had $50 Brazillians on it I would not only be able to give you a refcode, I could direct you to my own personal Rabbit's Reviews style site for the girls' reviews!

fl_prn_str · 12-26-2004, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

why can't I find any cheap women..............................

See if you go to trailer parks and find you girl.......then a studio/efficiency apartment looks like a castle........ya see where im going with this one dont ya????

Shoot High.......Aim Low!!!!!

pxxx · 12-26-2004, 12:29 AM

Talking about diamonds.

My cousin was proposed to today at my mother's house, where the whole family gathered for xmas. She happily said yes, and we have our first white dude in the family. ROCK ON!

emthree · 12-26-2004, 12:30 AM

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
just go find another bitch who will suck your dick

Everything is a joke these days man. The queers would probably outlast most straight couples, if they were to get married. They actually are FIGHTING for it, where as reg females get it handed on a silver platter that's candy coated.

Not everyone is like this, but that's why you have to look for the nice quiet nerdy chicks. They rox my sox.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-26-2004, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by pxxx

Talking about diamonds.

My cousin was proposed to today at my mother's house, where the whole family gathered for xmas. She happily said yes, and we have our first white dude in the family. ROCK ON!

Tha'ts funny..."we have our first white dude in the family."

SleazyDream · 12-26-2004, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pxxx

Talking about diamonds.

My cousin was proposed to today at my mother's house, where the whole family gathered for xmas. She happily said yes, and we have our first white dude in the family. ROCK ON!

i didn't know you were green?

pxxx · 12-26-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Tha'ts funny..."we have our first white dude in the family."

LOL. I didn't want to seem racist. he is caucasian, and we are an African family, which makes him the first "caucasian guy" in the family.

Sounds better? It is getting late. My spelling is all screwed up, i hope i spelled caucasian right.hehe

pxxx · 12-26-2004, 12:48 AM

For Sleazy, I am black. My homeland country's flag is green though.

baddog · 12-26-2004, 01:05 AM

To answer the question, it is because coal is kept under extreme pressure for millions of years to form a diamond, that is why it lasts forever.

If you did that to your wife, she would last longer too.

baddog · 12-26-2004, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pxxx

LOL. I didn't want to seem racist. he is caucasian, and we are an African family, which makes him the first "caucasian guy" in the family.

Sounds better? It is getting late. My spelling is all screwed up, i hope i spelled caucasian right.hehe

just spell it c-r-a-c-k-e-r and we will know what you are trying to say

KRL · 12-26-2004, 01:09 AM

Women have the power to make men do whatever they want.

S P A N N O W · 12-26-2004, 04:33 AM

Bump

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-26-2004, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

To answer the question, it is because coal is kept under extreme pressure for millions of years to form a diamond, that is why it lasts forever.

If you did that to your wife, she would last longer too.

Great answer...

DavieVegas · 12-26-2004, 01:29 PM

ummmmmm they get fat or selfish or both?

Greg Jacobson · 12-26-2004, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

I was looking at the divorce rates from 1950 till now. They have tripled.

So why give a diamond that is going to last forever to a woman that will most likely share her life with someone else on your tab. Marriage makes no business sense to me whatsoever.

Sorry, I guess you can tell I am 100% single.

Don't get married until you are too old to take care of yourself. Even then you better sign a pre-nup.

myjah · 12-26-2004, 01:56 PM

Wives last forever too...IF you give them enough diamonds

baddog · 12-26-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Great answer...

Married twice to figure it out, don't give me too much credit.

emthree · 12-26-2004, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Married twice to figure it out, don't give me too much credit.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-27-2004, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Married twice to figure it out, don't give me too much credit.

Oh, sorry to hear that. Do you have a third one lined up yet or are you done?

baddog · 12-27-2004, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Oh, sorry to hear that. Do you have a third one lined up yet or are you done?

I am quite done, unless I find one that is really wealthy. I married for love before, next time (if there is one) will be for cash.

Warden · 12-27-2004, 01:15 AM

Dave a wise uncle once told me....

Jon, don't spend 3 months salary on a diamond ring because there isn't a diamond on earth big enough to fill the hole.

For those who didn't get it, if your wife is going to cheat on you, she will and it won't matter how big the ring on her finger is when she does.

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Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Why do diamonds last forever, but the wives never do... I was looking at the divorce rates from 1950 till now. They have tripled. So why give a diamond that is going to last forever to a woman that will most likely share her life with someone else on your tab. Marriage makes no business sense to me whatsoever. Sorry, I guess you can tell I am 100% single. __________________ Support a Good Cause

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pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Talking about diamonds. My cousin was proposed to today at my mother's house, where the whole family gathered for xmas. She happily said yes, and we have our first white dude in the family. ROCK ON!

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emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks just go find another bitch who will suck your dick Everything is a joke these days man. The queers would probably outlast most straight couples, if they were to get married. They actually are FIGHTING for it, where as reg females get it handed on a silver platter that's candy coated. Not everyone is like this, but that's why you have to look for the nice quiet nerdy chicks. They rox my sox. __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

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pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	For Sleazy, I am black. My homeland country's flag is green though.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	To answer the question, it is because coal is kept under extreme pressure for millions of years to form a diamond, that is why it lasts forever. If you did that to your wife, she would last longer too.

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