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nofx · 12-25-2004, 03:10 AM

50 kids fuckin' up

Sarah_Jayne · 12-25-2004, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KittyLix

Boil an egg in the microwave, it blew up in my face leaving 2nd degree burns

I did that too! Totally blew up and had a burnt eye for a long time.

potter · 12-25-2004, 03:23 AM

HaHa, this thread is hilarious.

First - quickly to what abyss_al said about the pixxie sticks.

For about two months there was a fad at my jr high, where we all sniffed kool-aid. It started out with fuit punch, tiny drop. Worked it's way up to lemon half packs, to sour lime full packs. To this day I stil don't understand why we all did that.

Ok, to name some stupid stuff.

Unscrewing the huge sphere shaped glass light covers above their doors, bringing them to their rear patio door and throwing as hard as possible.

Throwing rocks onto the highway. (bout the size of a pop can)

Seeing who would walk out the farthest onto a frozen lake.

One time we had the genius idea to drag sleds down the street that were tied to the end of a car. Only had two minor incidents of sliding too far to one side and hiting parked cars pretty hard. But the real one was when we thought it would be a good idea to try it around a turn. So were going down a street, and get to the bend and although the jeep turns. the sled is going too fast with no brakes, and no way of turning. (I'm in the pasanger side watching the whole thing [twas a right turn]) when my friend in the sled slams into the side of the jeep, holding for dear life onto the side of the thing, while his body is inbetween two, legs & body under the car, arms and head out on the side looking directly up at me from a foot away like "Oh Shit!". Some how he wasn't run over.

There are plenty more, I'll prob post some more later. to this day I honestly don't know how I'm alive with the stupid shit me and my friends did.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-25-2004, 03:35 AM

I guess the dumbest thing that resulted in the most pain was when I decided to clean out the glass tank my guinea pig was using. There was some stuff that wasn't coming out easily so I decided to tap it a bit with my foot. Well, if I had had a brain cell I would have remembered that when you tap glass too hard it breaks. So, my whole foot went through the glass and shredded my foot and left the guniea pig without a home.

That or the time when I was six and for some reason I decided to fuck around in the neighbor's garden. Think I was after the sugarsnaps or something. Well it back fired when I picked a chillie and then rubbed my eyes. My whole face swelled up but I didn't have the guts to tell my folks why because I knew I had done something wrong. SO, i said it was posion ivy or something.

LiveDose · 12-25-2004, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by potter

HaHa, this thread is hilarious.
Seeing who would walk out the farthest onto a frozen lake.

that was me, coming from NYC & visiting my cousins in New England...LOL

I never learned!

TheMob · 12-25-2004, 03:39 AM

i've done a lot of stupid things.. do you really want me to list?

abyss_al · 12-25-2004, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter

HaHa, this thread is hilarious.

First - quickly to what abyss_al said about the pixxie sticks.

For about two months there was a fad at my jr high, where we all sniffed kool-aid. It started out with fuit punch, tiny drop. Worked it's way up to lemon half packs, to sour lime full packs. To this day I stil don't understand why we all did that.

Ok, to name some stupid stuff.

Unscrewing the huge sphere shaped glass light covers above their doors, bringing them to their rear patio door and throwing as hard as possible.

Throwing rocks onto the highway. (bout the size of a pop can)

Seeing who would walk out the farthest onto a frozen lake.

One time we had the genius idea to drag sleds down the street that were tied to the end of a car. Only had two minor incidents of sliding too far to one side and hiting parked cars pretty hard. But the real one was when we thought it would be a good idea to try it around a turn. So were going down a street, and get to the bend and although the jeep turns. the sled is going too fast with no brakes, and no way of turning. (I'm in the pasanger side watching the whole thing [twas a right turn]) when my friend in the sled slams into the side of the jeep, holding for dear life onto the side of the thing, while his body is inbetween two, legs & body under the car, arms and head out on the side looking directly up at me from a foot away like "Oh Shit!". Some how he wasn't run over.

There are plenty more, I'll prob post some more later. to this day I honestly don't know how I'm alive with the stupid shit me and my friends did.

hahahaha.... the way we looked at it back then was we said to each other: "we're never gonna try coke/drugs, so this will be the closest thing to it".. 'til this day i still cant believe we did that shit..

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another thing we used to do... damn we did some idiotic things.... we would put scotch tape, upside down, about a ten foot stretch in the middle of the street... when a car drove over it, it would make an imidiate 'flat tire' effect sound... they would pull over and get out to check, and we'd shoot them with bb's or eggs... (horrible, i know)... sad thing is i was a 4.0 student at the time of all this idiocy, just had the wrong friends..

abyss_al · 12-25-2004, 01:18 PM

aww.. no more??

S P A N N O W · 12-25-2004, 01:19 PM

Merry Christmas to you!

suesheboy · 12-25-2004, 01:39 PM

You are some, sick fucks.

Yeah I did some shoplifting and minor vandal shit as a teen.

Used to scam the phone company for 25 cent checks too.

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12-25-2004, 03:23 AM	#53
potter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Denver Posts: 6,559	HaHa, this thread is hilarious. First - quickly to what abyss_al said about the pixxie sticks. For about two months there was a fad at my jr high, where we all sniffed kool-aid. It started out with fuit punch, tiny drop. Worked it's way up to lemon half packs, to sour lime full packs. To this day I stil don't understand why we all did that. Ok, to name some stupid stuff. Unscrewing the huge sphere shaped glass light covers above their doors, bringing them to their rear patio door and throwing as hard as possible. Throwing rocks onto the highway. (bout the size of a pop can) Seeing who would walk out the farthest onto a frozen lake. One time we had the genius idea to drag sleds down the street that were tied to the end of a car. Only had two minor incidents of sliding too far to one side and hiting parked cars pretty hard. But the real one was when we thought it would be a good idea to try it around a turn. So were going down a street, and get to the bend and although the jeep turns. the sled is going too fast with no brakes, and no way of turning. (I'm in the pasanger side watching the whole thing [twas a right turn]) when my friend in the sled slams into the side of the jeep, holding for dear life onto the side of the thing, while his body is inbetween two, legs & body under the car, arms and head out on the side looking directly up at me from a foot away like "Oh Shit!". Some how he wasn't run over. There are plenty more, I'll prob post some more later. to this day I honestly don't know how I'm alive with the stupid shit me and my friends did. __________________

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12-25-2004, 03:35 AM	#54
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I guess the dumbest thing that resulted in the most pain was when I decided to clean out the glass tank my guinea pig was using. There was some stuff that wasn't coming out easily so I decided to tap it a bit with my foot. Well, if I had had a brain cell I would have remembered that when you tap glass too hard it breaks. So, my whole foot went through the glass and shredded my foot and left the guniea pig without a home. That or the time when I was six and for some reason I decided to fuck around in the neighbor's garden. Think I was after the sugarsnaps or something. Well it back fired when I picked a chillie and then rubbed my eyes. My whole face swelled up but I didn't have the guts to tell my folks why because I knew I had done something wrong. SO, i said it was posion ivy or something.

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TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	i've done a lot of stupid things.. do you really want me to list?