Oh, yeah -- me too.


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i still don't know why I did it, but when i was 10 or so I threw a garden spade at some random kid's bike that was riding past my house. It got caught inbetween the wheel spokes and he went flying off and landed on his face. He started crying and I ran away.

Microwaving a mars bar for 3 minutes and trying to eat it straight away.

Selling creampies made out of shaving cream (sprinkled with sugar) to people on my street. I thought the sugar would make up for the shaving cream.

another REAL DUMB thing me and my friend did was about the same age.. we were watching one of those drug related movies (you know late 80's, ealy 90's) with chuck norris or something... we thought the whole coke sniffing thing was cool.. so we hit up the local liquor store, picked up some pixie stix, and we were on a mission... got home.. we sniffed up a whole straw of pixie stix (i still remember.. i had the grape one LOL)... the most pain i've ever had... and the fucking tears would not stop..neither did the bleeding.... 'til this day my nose randomly bleeds

happy holidays :weihnacht

this is so funny




i hit my sister with a hammer

hahahaha.... my brother hit me with a hammer too.. i was out cold for a while... i was holding something.. some fucking reason, he missed and it was dark for a few hours... woke up with a bump size of a golf ball right on top of my head

i forgot


shooting at cars with my softair gun

putting fireworks into letterboxes

throwing stones into windows....


i was a good kid :tongue:

making dry ice bombs with 2 liter bottles in my friends backyard.

when they blow it they sound like a shotgun going off. well i was prob 12-13 at the time and we had just bought a bunch of dry ice from the grocery store. we went out into his backyard and started making a bunch of these and blowing them up. well aparently a few neighbors called 911 because it sounded like a shotgun and told them some kids were playing with a shotgun in the streets. the cops came into my friends backyard with their guns drawn and freaked us the FUCK OUT!

we had to do 23 hours of community service. :\

dumbest shit ever.

drop bricks off motorway bridges

fucked a fat chick... :error


but that was around 16.... not a child... don't ban me...

I had Oracle_Porn suck my dick

50 kids fuckin' up

I did that too! Totally blew up and had a burnt eye for a long time.

HaHa, this thread is hilarious.

First - quickly to what abyss_al said about the pixxie sticks.

For about two months there was a fad at my jr high, where we all sniffed kool-aid. It started out with fuit punch, tiny drop. Worked it's way up to lemon half packs, to sour lime full packs. To this day I stil don't understand why we all did that.


Ok, to name some stupid stuff.

Unscrewing the huge sphere shaped glass light covers above their doors, bringing them to their rear patio door and throwing as hard as possible.

Throwing rocks onto the highway. (bout the size of a pop can)

Seeing who would walk out the farthest onto a frozen lake.

One time we had the genius idea to drag sleds down the street that were tied to the end of a car. Only had two minor incidents of sliding too far to one side and hiting parked cars pretty hard. But the real one was when we thought it would be a good idea to try it around a turn. So were going down a street, and get to the bend and although the jeep turns. the sled is going too fast with no brakes, and no way of turning. (I'm in the pasanger side watching the whole thing [twas a right turn]) when my friend in the sled slams into the side of the jeep, holding for dear life onto the side of the thing, while his body is inbetween two, legs & body under the car, arms and head out on the side looking directly up at me from a foot away like "Oh Shit!". Some how he wasn't run over.

There are plenty more, I'll prob post some more later. to this day I honestly don't know how I'm alive with the stupid shit me and my friends did.

I guess the dumbest thing that resulted in the most pain was when I decided to clean out the glass tank my guinea pig was using. There was some stuff that wasn't coming out easily so I decided to tap it a bit with my foot. Well, if I had had a brain cell I would have remembered that when you tap glass too hard it breaks. So, my whole foot went through the glass and shredded my foot and left the guniea pig without a home.


That or the time when I was six and for some reason I decided to fuck around in the neighbor's garden. Think I was after the sugarsnaps or something. Well it back fired when I picked a chillie and then rubbed my eyes. My whole face swelled up but I didn't have the guts to tell my folks why because I knew I had done something wrong. SO, i said it was posion ivy or something.

that was me, coming from NYC & visiting my cousins in New England...LOL

I never learned! :uhoh

i've done a lot of stupid things.. do you really want me to list?

hahahaha.... the way we looked at it back then was we said to each other: "we're never gonna try coke/drugs, so this will be the closest thing to it".. 'til this day i still cant believe we did that shit..

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another thing we used to do... damn we did some idiotic things.... we would put scotch tape, upside down, about a ten foot stretch in the middle of the street... when a car drove over it, it would make an imidiate 'flat tire' effect sound... they would pull over and get out to check, and we'd shoot them with bb's or eggs... (horrible, i know)... sad thing is i was a 4.0 student at the time of all this idiocy, just had the wrong friends..

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aww.. no more??

Merry Christmas to you! :thumbsup

You are some, sick fucks.

Yeah I did some shoplifting and minor vandal shit as a teen.

Used to scam the phone company for 25 cent checks too.