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  • DomBuyer
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 2595
    #1

    $50 paypal x-mas gift to the person who...

    ...gives me one of the five jokes that head Late Late Show writer thought was funny out of 80,000 jokes he wrote in his time with the show.

    The answer is in the Jan issue of GQ.

    Whoever posts one of the jokes correctly (no mistakes..heh heh) gets $50 paypal, either now or when I come back from lunch.

    Go!
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    • DomBuyer
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2002
      • 2595
      #2
      Winner goes by time stamp: Whoever's in first with a winner is a winner, biatch! :love-smil

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        • AdultNex
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 8985
          #3
          Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he?d like to eat. "I?ll have some fuckin? French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin? French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don?t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don?t want the fuckin? French toast."

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            • nico-t
              emperor of my world
              • Aug 2004
              • 29903
              #4
              im an ass

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                • DomBuyer
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 2595
                  #5
                  Nope.

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                    • AdultNex
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 8985
                      #6
                      Can you give us a hint?

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                        • Fatalspeed
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 2101
                          #7
                          When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

                          ?
                          Faber est quisque fortunae suae

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                            • DomBuyer
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 2595
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Fatalspeed
                              When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

                              ?
                              LOL, pretty good.

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                                • Fatalspeed
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 2101
                                  #9
                                  one more:

                                  I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
                                  Faber est quisque fortunae suae

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                                    • r3ap3r
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 3535
                                      #10
                                      Did Fatalspeed win? If so, congrats.
                                      Fuck My Sig Good
                                      ICQ - 203744959

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                                        • DomBuyer
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 2595
                                          #11
                                          No, didn't win, but the laugh is appreciated.

                                          Going out for lunch. Back in a few..

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                                            • cool1
                                              sex is good
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 24939
                                              #12
                                              "The University of Arkansas has bought the house that Bill Clinton grew up in and plans to make it into a museum. The university has also bought the doghouse that Bill spent most of the '90s in." --Conan O'Brien

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                                                • cool1
                                                  sex is good
                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 24939
                                                  #13
                                                  Today was Arnold Schwarzenegger's inauguration as Governor of California. Arnold was told to 'Raise your right hand and butcher the English language after me.'"

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                                                    • Fatalspeed
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 2101
                                                      #14
                                                      I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

                                                      lol
                                                      Faber est quisque fortunae suae

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                                                        • HammerTime33
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                          • 498
                                                          #15
                                                          This is a hard fooker to crack...


                                                          "The January
                                                          2005 issue of GQ appears on newsstands nationwide Tuesday, December 28. ... "

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                                                            • cool1
                                                              sex is good
                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 24939
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by HammerTime33
                                                              This is a hard fooker to crack...


                                                              "The January
                                                              2005 issue of GQ appears on newsstands nationwide Tuesday, December 28. ... "
                                                              No wonder I can not find it.

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                                                                • HammerTime33
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                  • 498
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I got the writers name , and all kinds of info, but not his 5 favorites. I am thinking about going up to the store and bribe a someone to sell me the fooker early

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                                                                    • HammerTime33
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                      • 498
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Piss on it


                                                                      "The Joke Writer," by Ross Abrash, page 82
                                                                      The Late Late Show's chief monologue writer, Ross Abrash, prays each day
                                                                      that Mike Tyson bites somebody, Billy Joel crashes his car or J.Lo gets
                                                                      divorced so he can turn their troubles into jokes.

                                                                      http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/st...2672750&EDATE=


                                                                      All the info I really got

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                                                                        • bjjb
                                                                          Have laptop will travel
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 13074
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by HammerTime33
                                                                          This is a hard fooker to crack...


                                                                          "The January
                                                                          2005 issue of GQ appears on newsstands nationwide Tuesday, December 28. ... "
                                                                          Mines prolly in the damn PO box and I cant get to it cause of the snow

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                                                                            • DomBuyer
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                              • 2595
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Just proves that without Google, most of you guys are lost ;)

                                                                              But seriously, it's funny that something that can't be googled causes so much frustration.

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                                                                                • bjjb
                                                                                  Have laptop will travel
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 13074
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=409529

                                                                                  There ya go lol Paypal address is [email protected]

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                                                                                    • DomBuyer
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 2595
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                      http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=409529

                                                                                      There ya go lol Paypal address is [email protected]
                                                                                      Paypal sent. Congrats

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                                                                                        • bjjb
                                                                                          Have laptop will travel
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 13074
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by DomBuyer
                                                                                          Paypal sent. Congrats
                                                                                          Wow That was fasT! Thx and happy holidays!

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                                                                                            • DomBuyer
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 2595
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                              Wow That was fasT! Thx and happy holidays!
                                                                                              Same to you

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                                                                                                • reynold
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 51271
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  good works to those who got a good joke..congrats!

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