She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow

:bananaI wanna win

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's deja vu all over again http://community.the-underdogs.org/s...b/starwars.gif

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

the end :xmas-smil

great job!

I found a Halcyon smiley http://community.the-underdogs.org/s...appy/clown.gif

w00t w00t im getting a bit buzzed over here

spam i am green eggs and spam

long wayyyys to go yet

i like this smiley :firehair

Are we getting anywhere here? http://community.the-underdogs.org/s...y/conveyer.gif

nice one, havent seen that one before

he just keeps on going, and going

and going

Time to post for a bit

no duplicate posts within 5 minutes! ahahah

Less than 20 now

might as well, theres not much else to do

I feel lucky

Ya ..I'm bored as well

:love-smil :food-smil

look out this one's mine http://community.the-underdogs.org/s...ars/blazer.gif

I'm back to win

must reach

for good times, make it gfy time.

5000 tonight

can I do it

man you guys are moving kinda slow

Watch everybody jump in about now

only time will tell

waiting for the big finish i suppose?

watching closely