Have you ever secretely dreamed to be gay? - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 12-23-2004, 03:48 AM

just interested

Damian_Maxcash · 12-23-2004, 03:57 AM

Strange question.....

I am gay.... where is my tick box?

Merry

xlogger · 12-23-2004, 04:12 AM

no but i can see you have homo

j/k

StuartD · 12-23-2004, 05:04 AM

the only way someone would come up with this question is if they have themselves.

MaDalton · 12-23-2004, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskedMan

the only way someone would come up with this question is if they have themselves.

nope, sorry. this question has a completely different intention

Spunky · 12-23-2004, 07:30 AM

Come out of the closet already

mardigras · 12-23-2004, 07:34 AM

No secrets to my dreams... got a pic?

Libertine · 12-23-2004, 09:11 AM

If it weren't for the "having sex with men" part, I'd love to be gay. Women freak me out.

MacDaddyPlaya · 12-23-2004, 09:17 AM

If you have, you are gay....not that there is anything wrong with that.

candyflip · 12-23-2004, 09:21 AM

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

LauraLee · 12-23-2004, 09:40 AM

candyflip, what song is that?

Tala · 12-23-2004, 09:42 AM

Ma.....you feeling okay?

The Bootyologist · 12-23-2004, 09:42 AM

i love it

it's a public poll LOL

candyflip · 12-23-2004, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

candyflip, what song is that?

I Wish I Was Queer (So I Could Get Chicks) - The Bloodhound Gang

NickPapageorgio · 12-23-2004, 09:47 AM

I have secretly dreamt of being German. ACHTUNG!!!!!

StuartD · 12-23-2004, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bootyologist

i love it

it's a public poll LOL

Yeah, guess we all know a little bit more about bimbo and punkworld than we wanted to.

Babagirls · 12-23-2004, 09:51 AM

not gay, but bi.

Diesel006 · 12-23-2004, 09:52 AM

Like Seinfeld said "If you can find a guy your size, it would increase your clothes by double." Other than that i dont see a benefit to it. Coz there are tons of crazy men out there, just the same as crazy chics.

Libertine · 12-23-2004, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskedMan

Yeah, guess we all know a little bit more about bimbo and punkworld than we wanted to.

It's not like I didn't also post it in the thread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

If it weren't for the "having sex with men" part, I'd love to be gay. Women freak me out.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-23-2004, 09:58 AM

yes, i lay awake on the cold winter nights wondering what it would be like to have a cock between my legs and then what it would be like to have the stubbled face of a hunky lover nuzzling against my balls before I bent him over and made him scream my name with each and every thrust

Manowar · 12-23-2004, 09:59 AM

Yeah, all the time

MaDalton · 12-23-2004, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Ma.....you feeling okay?

I'm fine, Tala!

i was just testing the new GFY 3.0 vote feature that lets you see who voted for which option.

so far bimbo and punkworld voted for yes - thats quite funny.

foxylady · 12-23-2004, 12:31 PM

yes i'am

Denis_SC · 12-23-2004, 12:44 PM

rubikkx · 12-23-2004, 12:49 PM

no...only straight fantasies ate least until now

Antonio · 12-23-2004, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

I'm fine, Tala!

i was just testing the new GFY 3.0 vote feature that lets you see who voted for which option.

so far bimbo and punkworld voted for yes - thats quite funny.

hahahahah
Naaaaaaaasty

CrazyLunatic · 12-23-2004, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I Wish I Was Queer (So I Could Get Chicks) - The Bloodhound Gang

Really. I've noticed since high school that all the gay guys, or guys that act gay, always have lots of babes around them. I still don't wish I were gay though.

CrazyLunatic · 12-23-2004, 01:24 PM

I am definitely a male lesbian though.

European Lee · 12-23-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

yes, i lay awake on the cold winter nights wondering what it would be like to have a cock between my legs and then what it would be like to have the stubbled face of a hunky lover nuzzling against my balls before I bent him over and made him scream my name with each and every thrust

Shit i just came LOL

Regards,

Lee

I Like Chocolate · 12-23-2004, 02:21 PM

Weirdest poll question ever

Sarah_Jayne · 12-23-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualRB

Weirdest poll question ever

you must be new...welcome

MaDalton · 12-24-2004, 10:00 AM

bimbo, foxylady, Gasper, juicyjuice, LoveHenk, punkworld, Shags, ytcracker

hmmm - those people have voted for "yes" - i'm quite surprised in one or two cases. :costumed-

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,829	bimbo, foxylady, Gasper, juicyjuice, LoveHenk, punkworld, Shags, ytcracker hmmm - those people have voted for "yes" - i'm quite surprised in one or two cases. :costumed- __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com