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Write him a lengthy email telling him you're interested too...and then describe in detail your herpes simplex B, vaginal itching, and hemmoroids.
Then ask if he'd like to come over and pull some of them out? :p |
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simple great :stoned |
Meet him and be annoying, obnoxious and disgusting. He'll never bother you again. I did that to a girl several years ago and it worked like a charm.
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one day he'll get older and won't want the older ladies anymore. He'll want the young tenders. I used to be like that back in the day. |
You make the best memory of that kids life and screw his brains out!
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Tell him you just lost your husband and that you have zero interest in him.
If he has any respect for you then he'd leave you the fuck alone. :ak47: |
tell him you used to be a man
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Call his parents
hopefully they will send him to a mental institution |
give him a picture of chris rea and tell him thats you a couple of years back :winkwink:
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Tell him that suicide turns you on and then paypal him enough money to buy a box of bullets.
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Unfortunatly i forgot she had a brother who whas gay..... |
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just give him some ass and bruise his cock and hell never come back again :) |
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He may or may not be a serious problem, but that stuff can end up dangerous. Hard to say what to do - but one full explanation to quit (if you want to be "nice"), - if he is still there with a third email or whatever - it's a law enforcement problem sadly. |
Tell him you only sleep with gay guys :thumbsup
If he tells you he is gay then tell him he has to prove it and you know a guy in Florida willing to assist you with the testing process ;) Hope you have a good holiday hon :) Regards, Lee |
cut off his dick
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Hope yours is great too hon...i'll pull a cracker for you ;) |
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Regards, Lee |
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my mom tried to bring some back with her when she went back last week and they took them from her at the airport. Apparently they are banned from carry on luggage now..lol |
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Go rent a VERY big black body guard like the rappers use. Have that body guard meet the stalker and make it clear that he's not to contact you. Will work even better if the body guard is willing to hold the guy up with one hand and explain it to the stalker while he's dangling, lol. Hell, bring a camera and watch from the sidelines...would probably make a funny video, lol |
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Go rent a VERY big black body guard like famouse people have. Have that body guard meet the stalker and make it clear that he's not to contact you. Will work even better if the body guard is willing to hold the guy up with one hand and explain it to the stalker while he's dangling, lol. Hell, bring a camera and watch from the sidelines...would probably make a funny video, lol |
Be a good girl and give him some. Consider it community service.
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Stop being a bitch and fuck the poor kid geez some people...
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if you *REALLY* want him gone...
convince him you want to fuck him.. go through with everything, and when he gets his pants off, and you see his dick be like.. OH MY GOD THAT'S THE SMALLEST DICK EVER, IM NOT FUCKING THAT, PLEASE LEAVE! i know if a girl did that to me, i'd NEVER contact her again ever |
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