Can't find a meaninful gift for my wife,help..

[martyVP]

I am lost..

I don't know what the fuck to get her.

Is there something very unique i can order online?

She does not like jewelry.

[NaughtyRob]

How about a gift certificate for a "Day of beauty" at a dayspa. You know, massage, facial treatment, all that good stuff.

[MBS Auto]

Give her a nice Ring or bracelet

[Abyss_Vee]

buy her a purse, they apparently can never have enough

[PersianKitty]

Kinda waited until the 11th hour?

[SleazyDream]

tell her you paid me to fuck her brains out in vegas

[Persius]

How about a gift certificate for a "Day of beauty" at a dayspa. You know, massage, facial treatment, all that good stuff.

exactly
a bundle for a day at the spa

[PenisFace]

[martyVP]

tell her you paid me to fuck her brains out in vegas

I am not sure about you fucking my wife but i might want to fuck your mother you fucking idiot.

There is a limit to what you should be saying you fucking retard.

[LiveDose]

Here's what I am doing:

A custom solitaire diamond necklace. A day spa package (Wife, Mother & Sister together). Yes, they all get along! And on the 26th I am taking the 3 of them to see the final performance of the Nutcracker & to a nice dinner. Plus there are still 2 more days to pick up some extras.

I think the last gift will be really nice cause it is about the time toether etc etc.

She has already got a ton of expensive jewelry but you really can't ever go wrong with that as well.

Anniversary is on 12/27 so I've got more planned for next week.

If you have the free time you could also plan a 'geta way' weekend....

Just my 2 cents..... Merry xxxmas!

[SleazyDream]

I am not sure about you fucking my wife but i might want to fuck your mother you fucking idiot.

There is a limit to what you should be saying you fucking retard.

So I take it you're not going to be paying me to fuck your wife?

Is she cute? I might be willing to do her for free.

[SpaceAce]

I am lost..

I don't know what the fuck to get her.

Is there something very unique i can order online?

She does not like jewelry.

What about that sexy tutu you were wearing in the other thread? Women love clothes.

SpaceAce

[mal]

hard dick and bubble gum

[Pornopat]

Women like gifts that shows that you know them very well, you love them and know what they like.....so use your imagination and your memory....she must tell you sometimes what she really likes to buy/have...... What women also like is whem you arrange a romantic night/weekend out....and in this weekend do things she loves and never expected from you.....and then when your in a nice restaurant or at a beautifull place somewhere give her something small....something you know she likes and shows your affection towards her......if you still dont know what that would be then maybe its a good idea to discover your wife again and find it out....good luck! let us know what kind of gift you bought!

[ironlung]

diamonds.............................. that'll shut her up

lol

[blazin]

I hate buying gifts for my girl - luckily we just split up a few months ago

[FunForOne]

She doesn't like jewlery?

I would be in your same situation if mine didn't like jewlery.


Christmas has always been simple:

Boys get footballs
Girls get Dolls
Women get Jewlery
Men get tools.



The spa is great idea! Wrap up a very nice bathrope and nice slippers with some Lingerie.

Maybe a trip through a travel agency. Wrap up a beach towel or winter scarf depending on where you are going.

If you go to a nice furniture store, you can get a nice little "lingerie chest". Its tall, skinny, fits in the corner of a bedroom and has a bunch of drawers. (no Pun). Fill it up with lingerie before you give it to her.
You can get a matching standing full lenght mirror.


You can spend 100 bucks on nice candles or bath and body type stuff.


I got more ideas if you need them.

[blazin]

How about a gift certificate for a "Day of beauty" at a dayspa. You know, massage, facial treatment, all that good stuff.

Pretty good idea.

[longbrick]

That is probably the toughest decision a man has to go through in life. hang in there and dont give up.

[xclusive]

Take her to where you proposed to her and tell her thank you for being a great wife...

[WebTitan]

you should be paying attention all year long, so you will have some ideas when the time comes.

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

A long holiday: take her somewhere special where the shopping is Grande - I am thinking the French Riviera ? shopping, nude beaches, very VERY posh and packed full of social-elites/movie stars and down right stinking rich people.

[Abyss_Vee]

So I take it you're not going to be paying me to fuck your wife?

Is she cute? I might be willing to do her for free.

i think you might have just crossed that limit he was talkin about

[SpeakEasy]

So I take it you're not going to be paying me to fuck your wife?

Is she cute? I might be willing to do her for free.

You are truly an IDIOT

[seeric]

I found something to give your wife for Christmas.

Give her this.

http://www.airek.com/music/song_of_t.../dec_23_04.wma

make sure she is sitting on your lap when you give it to her.

she will love it.

[escorpio]

Buy her some diamond earrings. Nothing fancy or too large. With them write her a letter on some nice stationary telling her how much you love her and really pour it on, let her know how happy she has made you, how you can't imagine life without her, etc. Make it real. Write straight from the heart. Make it the kind of note that if anyone else saw it you'd be embarassed for being so sappy. Women love that stuff and it will mean more to her than spending a bunch of money.

[pornguy]

How about a home made Card and 1k cash. She will NEVER forget it.

[Sammy4u]

Does she like perfume? Get her some "Angel" is has chocolate in it and no girl can resist it. A day at the spa is nice but make sure they don't hit her for upsales. They are very tricky and she will think they come wit her package. I once got a $140 hair cut cause I thought it was part of my package! I have straight hair, no real talent in cutting that.

Is she a mom? works out of the home? I don't know you so it is hard for me to help you but if you give me some idea of what type of woman your girl is I will help you out.

[Sammy4u]

How about a home made Card and 1k cash. She will NEVER forget it.

No HE will never forget it cause She will make sure he remembers how thoughtless he was!

[quiet]

[Magg]

i need help too

[WWC]

So I take it you're not going to be paying me to fuck your wife?

Is she cute? I might be willing to do her for free.

The last thing you want to do is fuck with Marty....i would open a thread with an apology and say you were just drunk or something if i were you....but then again i would never even think twice to say something like this to Marty...

[emthree]

The last thing you want to do is fuck with Marty....i would open a thread with an apology and say you were just drunk or something if i were you....but then again i would never even think twice to say something like this to Marty...

PICS? I cant stop thinking of everyone on GFY as a skinny nerd

[quiet]

PICS? I cant stop thinking of everyone on GFY as a skinny nerd

there are pics of him in a tutu in another thread.

[seeric]

hey marty?

did you play that christmas gift for your wife.

i think you should make her memorize it and sing it to you. its cute.

and i know you are such a cute duddly little wuddly.

[seeric]

PICS? I cant stop thinking of everyone on GFY as a skinny nerd

[martyVP]

hey marty?

did you play that christmas gift for your wife.

i think you should make her memorize it and sing it to you. its cute.

and i know you are such a cute duddly little wuddly.

suck it Airek

[Nembrionic]

Get her a pack of fake divorce papers and see how she reacts....

[seeric]

suck it Airek

deez nutz tutu boy!

[SleazyDream]

Get her a pack of fake divorce papers and see how she reacts....

how come this comment wasn't attacked?

[Nembrionic]

how come this comment wasn't attacked?

Because I'm not a sleazy bastard. At least...not today. Are you?

[SleazyDream]

Because I'm not a sleazy bastard. At least...not today. Are you?

the term that's usually used is big fat asshole, but sleazy bastard works.....