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KRL · 12-22-2004, 08:42 PM

WASHINGTON - In response to numerous complaints from women, the government has ordered airport security personnel to avoid touching female passengers between their breasts when performing patdowns.

Security screeners now will keep their hands to the "chest perimeter" of women unless detection equipment picks up the possibility that they are hiding explosives between their breasts.

The new method takes into consideration passenger discomfort while remaining steadfast in mitigating risks, said Transportation Security Administration spokesman Mark Hatfield.

The nation's 45,000 screeners are being told to pat down the perimeter of the chest, backsides and abdomen, effective Thursday.

TSA has made other modifications. Last week it began allowing passengers to lower their arms after the first part of a search so they can be more comfortable.

Women have complained about the intrusiveness of the searches. "This reduces some of the anxiety that some passengers have expressed," Hatfield said, adding that the change does not weaken security efforts.

Roughly 2 million passengers a week are patted down. Some are searched this way after setting off metal detectors twice; others are chosen by computer.

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I Like Chocolate · 12-22-2004, 08:42 PM

Now they can hide stuff in their bras.

MrIzzz · 12-22-2004, 08:43 PM

i like it when they grab my nuts at the inspection points

$5 submissions · 12-22-2004, 08:43 PM

No more girl on girl touch touchy action

lol

SykkBoy · 12-22-2004, 08:43 PM

am I the only one who requests breast touching when I go to the airport?

Rinaldo · 12-22-2004, 08:43 PM

I hate airport security... nice to know they can still manhandle us men like they always do

Andrew-at-ENet · 12-22-2004, 08:44 PM

Well, there goes my idea for a career change - *sigh*

TKoProductions · 12-22-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i like it when they grab my nuts at the inspection points

Yea, I've always enjoyed a good cupping every now and then.

seeric · 12-22-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i like it when they grab my nuts at the inspection points

me too.

i offer to go back through mutiple times if its a female screener.

MacDaddyPlaya · 12-22-2004, 08:45 PM

Damn, better get my application back

azguy · 12-22-2004, 08:45 PM

SHIT MAN, Monday was gonna be my first day at TSA!!!

Nanda · 12-22-2004, 08:48 PM

Relish XXX · 12-22-2004, 08:49 PM

I really hope one of the politically correct idiots who has got this through gets killed because a pat down offends people. I never mind getting searched at airports. I would rather have the discomfort of being searched but the knowledge that they are doing their job than to be on a plane who's destination is a skyscraper.

uno · 12-22-2004, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Rinaldo

I hate airport security... nice to know they can still manhandle us men like they always do

Of course, men don't count as people and don't usually feel like victims if you look at them funny.

tyler86ed · 12-22-2004, 09:54 PM

Yeah, now chicks can hide shit in their bras..lol

BradM · 12-22-2004, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

am I the only one who requests breast touching when I go to the airport?

LOL!
You: "Excuse me sir. I do believe you failed to search my manboobs."
Him: "Uh... no. I got them with my baton."
You: "It must have missed it. I hid something there."
Him: *touches boobs.. slight pause and grunt of discomfort* "Nope... nothing."
You: "Yeah.. I know. But that was fun wasn't it? Merry Christmas!"

D Flower · 12-22-2004, 10:28 PM

I don't mind security precautions, but sometimes some of the screeners would get a little out of control. I'm glad they are changing this rule. Although, I'm sure a lot of you guys out there are now really disappointed. Such is life....

TKoProductions · 12-22-2004, 10:32 PM

I lost my virginity to a TSA screener.

TheJimmy · 12-22-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

I really hope one of the politically correct idiots who has got this through gets killed because a pat down offends people. I never mind getting searched at airports. I would rather have the discomfort of being searched but the knowledge that they are doing their job than to be on a plane who's destination is a skyscraper.

a fan of the Patriot Act too?

Pornwolf · 12-23-2004, 01:21 AM

I am absolutely tired of being treated like a criminal in the airport!

LiveDose · 12-23-2004, 01:26 AM

Guess I'll cancel my job application... :costumed-

hydro · 12-23-2004, 01:30 AM

woman call it decency, terrorists call it opportunity

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