What To Do If You Get A Traffic Ticket - GoFuckYourself.com

SlickRick · 12-20-2004, 02:32 PM

I got this email today.

Don't really know if it is true.

WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET ( Remember, this advice was sent to me by a retired State Farm agent!)

This system has been tried and it works in every state. If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or whatever the case may be, and you're going to get points on your license. This is a method to ensure that you DO NOT get the points. When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $79.00 make the check out for $82.00 or some small amount over the fine. The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference, however here is the trick. DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK! Throw it away. Points are not assessed to your license until all financial transactions are
complete. If you do not cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The system has received it's money and is satisfied and will no longer bother you. This information comes from an unmentionable computer company that sets up
the standard databases used by every state. Send this to everyone you know. You never know when they may need a break.

volante · 12-20-2004, 02:36 PM

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/ticket.asp

tony286 · 12-20-2004, 02:42 PM

I doubt it works anymore

eroswebmaster · 12-20-2004, 02:43 PM

Or send a check to a traffic lawyer who will get the ticket knocked down to one that is not a moving violation and the points don't show up for sure.

Manowar · 12-20-2004, 02:45 PM

Fake.

DutchTeenCash · 12-20-2004, 02:46 PM

same here... one response to them and theyll have months of work and finally give up love bureaucracy

Holly · 12-20-2004, 02:52 PM

Flirt.

If the flirting isn't working, get teary eyed.

SlickRick · 12-20-2004, 02:58 PM

When I had a shit load of tickets back in 95, the traffic attorney I had. Told me to do exactly this.

Go to court the day before you had to appair and change your hearing date. Do that 2-3 more times over the months. The cop will get tired of showing up to dispute the ticket. They do get paid to go to court but its at half pay for them to appair in court.

That has gotten me out of 3 tickets in the past.

tranza · 12-20-2004, 03:12 PM

Urban legend....

12-20-2004, 02:32 PM	#1
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	What To Do If You Get A Traffic Ticket I got this email today. Don't really know if it is true. WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET ( Remember, this advice was sent to me by a retired State Farm agent!) This system has been tried and it works in every state. If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or whatever the case may be, and you're going to get points on your license. This is a method to ensure that you DO NOT get the points. When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $79.00 make the check out for $82.00 or some small amount over the fine. The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference, however here is the trick. DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK! Throw it away. Points are not assessed to your license until all financial transactions are complete. If you do not cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The system has received it's money and is satisfied and will no longer bother you. This information comes from an unmentionable computer company that sets up the standard databases used by every state. Send this to everyone you know. You never know when they may need a break.

12-20-2004, 02:43 PM	#4
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Or send a check to a traffic lawyer who will get the ticket knocked down to one that is not a moving violation and the points don't show up for sure. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

12-20-2004, 02:46 PM	#6
DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	same here... one response to them and theyll have months of work and finally give up love bureaucracy __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

12-20-2004, 02:52 PM	#7
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Flirt. If the flirting isn't working, get teary eyed. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

12-20-2004, 03:12 PM	#9
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Urban legend.... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

12-20-2004, 02:36 PM	#2
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/ticket.asp

12-20-2004, 02:42 PM	#3
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I doubt it works anymore

12-20-2004, 02:45 PM	#5
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Fake.

12-20-2004, 02:58 PM	#8
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	When I had a shit load of tickets back in 95, the traffic attorney I had. Told me to do exactly this. Go to court the day before you had to appair and change your hearing date. Do that 2-3 more times over the months. The cop will get tired of showing up to dispute the ticket. They do get paid to go to court but its at half pay for them to appair in court. That has gotten me out of 3 tickets in the past.