who do i have to sleep with to get listed on DMOZ

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  • garfield81
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 212

    #1

    who do i have to sleep with to get listed on DMOZ

    who ??
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  • galleryseek
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 8234

    #2
    ya i have 2 sites that've been awaiting approval for months n' months.

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    • Illicit
      wtf ?
      • Dec 2003
      • 11895

      #3
      you got boobs ? if so, then we can negotiate
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      • Fred Quimby
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 5430

        #4
        YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG

        I became an editor 3 years ago

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        • garfield81
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 212

          #5
          Originally posted by Fred Quimby
          YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG

          I became an editor 3 years ago

          I applied for an editor several times but get rejected.. even for the smallest categories.
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          • AdultNex
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 8985

            #6
            Applying for an editor is easy.

            Just depends on what category. Even if it is a small niche in a popular category (esp. adult related)-- You'll likely be rejected.

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            • yuvalus
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 1906

              #7
              It usually takes about a year to get listed. I do like the idea of becoming an editor.... Maybe we can all band to gether and work with those who already are.... COme on Fred Quimby, help us out....
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              • QualityMpegs
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 3521

                #8
                No shit...I'd love to be an editor...I need to stop trying for the categories I want and settle for something smaller.

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                • Trixxxia
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 5600

                  #9
                  Originally posted by garfield81
                  who ??
                  Which category?

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                  • Holly
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 10017

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                    YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG

                    I became an editor 3 years ago
                    I've never applied because everyone I've spoken with said it's useless. I'd do it if I thought I even had a shot.

                    I have a site I've been waiting 5 months to get listed, with no luck. And it's not even porn. It's mainstream and wholesome as apple pie. (btw- you misspelled "you're", Mr. Editor. ;-)
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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860

                      #11
                      Every site I ever submitted to DMOZ got listed within two weeks.
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                      • xclusive
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 35218

                        #12
                        The secret is finding an editor and bribe them...

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                        • Shaze
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2662

                          #13
                          any editors reading this want a bribe?
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                          • gigi
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 691

                            #14
                            If you're gonna offer a bribe to an editor...I wouldn't be doing it in an open forum....just makes it easier to nip it in the bud. :graucho

                            Holly, absolutely put in an app to be an editor, however, your motive should be to better the directory. It IS tough to become an editor...but not impossible.

                            Adult is especially difficult given the past abuse that has taken place.

                            To everyone...if your entire reason for editing is so you can add your own sites, don't even bother. Even if you DO get through the editor app process, you'll be snagged eventually once you start adding your own sites. You'll get the boot AND you risk having ALL of your sites removed from the directory.

                            Peeps, and I'm saying this in the nicest way I know how.....either have a genuine interest in editing at DMOZ or don't apply.

                            Submitting sucks, I know...believe me, I know. Queues are way behind. Only thing I can say is patience is a virtue...
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                            • Top_Floor
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 148

                              #15
                              Ya, become an editor and approve yourself, I can't get listed either.

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                              • digifan
                                The Profiler
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 14618

                                #16
                                Originally posted by yuvalus
                                It usually takes about a year to get listed. I do like the idea of becoming an editor.... Maybe we can all band to gether and work with those who already are.... COme on Fred Quimby, help us out....
                                A year? You are kidding me.. it never took me more than 2-3 mo and without bribing
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                                • BackToMine
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 541

                                  #17
                                  If you check the DMOZ forum, you'll notice a pattern of:

                                  "why hasn't my site been accepted? i submitted it a year ago!"

                                  There are some hilarious threads which are like this:

                                  Jan 03: Hi, why hasn't my site XYZ been accepted?
                                  -> Editor: wait longer
                                  Aug 03: Hi, I waited 6 months
                                  -> Editor: wait longer please
                                  Dec 03: been nearly one year now, why isn't it reviewed?
                                  -> Editor: wait longer please
                                  Dec 04: been 2 years now, will it get reviewed?
                                  -> Editor: wait longer please

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                                  • BackToMine
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 541

                                    #18
                                    DMOZ is an abysmal failure.

                                    Don't even waste your time

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                                    • Tipsy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 6989

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BackToMine
                                      DMOZ is an abysmal failure.
                                      It has certainly become that. Sadly though it still very much has uses. It's worth taking 30 secs out to submit to, you just need to keep your expectations low. Hopefully one day the few places that still give you a boost for being in DMOZ will realise how pathetic it is these days and stop doing so.

                                      If you're lucky enough to get a listing in under 3 months you'll find that won't hold true if you try other catagories. Unfortunately most editors for DMOZ didn't realise it'd require a little work and once they found out stopped reviewing or at best certainly don't review enough to prevent the huge backlogs from continuing to grow.
                                      Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                      • Project-Shadow
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 7340

                                        #20
                                        Submitting sites to catagories that arent being edited isnt gonna get ya anywhere.

                                        Start small.. catagories that have 10-50 sites, then work your way up. It isn't hard to get an editorial position.. keeping it is another story.

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                                        • coolfuck
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 2440

                                          #21
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