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12-18-2004, 09:20 AM
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What kind of sex do you have?
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen". WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'" WOMEN'S HUMOR Nora's husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, she squirted it all over the doorknobs and he couldn't get back in. A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you."   |
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12-18-2004, 09:21 AM
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jellyfish
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"imaginary" sex
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12-18-2004, 09:27 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: NYC
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12-18-2004, 10:35 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Location: FUBARLAND
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solo.......................
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12-18-2004, 10:38 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: m00dville
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lol finally got stiff
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12-18-2004, 10:58 AM
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Location: EU
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12-18-2004, 02:31 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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Location: Vancouver, BC
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I have "lotsa" sex
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12-18-2004, 03:11 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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that is funny as hell dude
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12-18-2004, 03:20 PM
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
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I have the "no" kind
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