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  • DeadFidel
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 6764

    #1

    How often do you tell a customer to FUCK OFF

    We all get "those" emails. The guys that can't download correctly, the refund request because my kid used my CC, the lonely person that just keeps writing to complain about just anything just to receive a reply, the "I know it alls" pissed because the file labeled 6.5MB is actually 6.43MB and feels I should change the copy etc.

    Written even semi-politely I will write back with respect and 99.XX of the time the "kill them with kindness" theory works fine, but I came really close today.

    A person writes that he can't download or see any movies. I replied and asked about what version of windows i.e., and player he was using etc. He replies I don't know, I use AOL.
    I then sent i.e. links and information. He then writes back that his codes don't work. I checked the codes and find out that he asked for a refund. I let it go.

    He just wrote back:

    "I HOPE YOU FIX THIS SOON! I OWNED 14 ADULT WEB SITES COUPLE YEARS BACK...I KNOW THAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!

    WHY ARE NOT MY CODES WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Is it time for my first "Fuck off " reply?


  • Twe Russ
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 3493

    #2
    Not that often.

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    • Basic_man
      Programming King Pin
      • Oct 2003
      • 27360

      #3
      What a dumb ass !
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      • Roald
        SecretFriends.com
        • May 2001
        • 27910

        #4
        ask him wich sites he ran


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        • polish_aristocrat
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2002
          • 40377

          #5
          Originally posted by QuaShe
          ask him wich sites he ran
          gr8movies.com
          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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          • robfantasy
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 6445

            #6
            yes it is, i know exactly what you mean, tell him to go fuck himself with a rusty screwdriver
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            • groark
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2003
              • 1966

              #7
              I don't want to own a paysite

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              • Roald
                SecretFriends.com
                • May 2001
                • 27910

                #8
                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                gr8movies.com
                lol, I then do a refund rigth away. You don't want to mess with that guy


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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                  gr8movies.com

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                  • dcortez
                    DINO CORTEZ™
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 2145

                    #10
                    Never.

                    Have I wanted to? Absolutely.

                    Was there any point to being courteous with a customer who was clearly on his way out? Absolutely.

                    Why? ...

                    Your level of professionalism reflects on your business well beyond the disgruntled customers. There are a million frustrating possibilities, but you don't have to get sucked into them. Be honest and factual.

                    If you are a 'hot under the collar' type person, this limit will exist in all your dealings (not just with your 'bad' customers) and getting a handle on objectivity pays in spades!

                    You might be surprised how often a bad situation can be turned around into a really good one.

                    Sometimes, you just cannot fix a problem a customer is having - time to gracefully move on.

                    I've had numerous thank-you letters from customers who had tech problems on their end (I invested lots of time trying to help them through) and we had to part company - they were impressed by the courtesy, and there is no doubt that when they do get their technical act together they will come back.

                    At the very least, by being decent with those you do (and don't do) business with, you will not be contributing to any badwill.

                    I'm sure some of these concepts must seem pretty goofy to the popup console terrorist types, but if you want to build a business which has a better chance to endure, quality is a good angle.

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                    -Dino

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                    • The Bootyologist
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2912

                      #11
                      i almost never get upset with clients or customers


                      it's not allowed. period

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                      • Dalai lama
                        Strength and Honor
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 16540

                        #12
                        Never.

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                        • xclusive
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 35218

                          #13
                          I would never do that but I will cut them off and explain that I thank them for their business and hope they can find what they are looking for elsewhere...

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                          • Top Jimmy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 2513

                            #14
                            Never, no matter how "wrong" they seem a cb isn't worth it. Just refund the shit and kill the ID.

                            Don't reply. Let it die.

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                            • chass
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 498

                              #15
                              What a dumbass....if he owned 14 adult web sites...then he'd know what kind of windows player he's got! Apparantly he DOESN'T know what he's talking about!



                              Originally posted by DeadFidel
                              ....He just wrote back:

                              "I HOPE YOU FIX THIS SOON! I OWNED 14 ADULT WEB SITES COUPLE YEARS BACK...I KNOW THAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!

                              WHY ARE NOT MY CODES WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                              Is it time for my first "Fuck off " reply?


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                              • Project-Shadow
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 7340

                                #16
                                Refund his money, tell him to fuck off and signup him up for beasty porn.

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