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Einstein's Riddle (Riddle for you guys)
Einstein supposedly wrote this riddle and said 98% of the world could not solve it. Found on Patrick W. Gilmore jokes page.
There are 5 houses painted in different colors in a row on a street. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners each drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, nor drink the same beverage. WHO OWNS THE BIRD? (which nationality) Hints: * The Brit lives in the red house. * The Swede keeps dogs as pets. * The Dane drinks tea. * The green house is on the left of the white house. * The green house's owner drinks coffee. * The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. * The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. * The person living in the center house drinks milk. * The Norwegian lives in the leftmost house. * The person who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. * The person who keeps the horse lives next to the person who smokes Dunhill. * The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer. * The German smokes Prince. * The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. * The person who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water. took me about 8-10 minutes to get this one ![]() |
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is there even a question
it just made a statement ??
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oh ok lol i was like ok this is fucked up maybe it was over my head but thanks for making me feel smart again
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Here is one that has a lot less words, but us still hard to figure out.
Take the number 12 and divide it in half. Each half will be = and each half will be 7. How do you do it. The time limit is supposed to be 2 minutes.
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Me and some friends did this a couple of years ago and we all managed to get it right. We're not particularly bright either. Just draw a table and gradually, a process of elimination and logic will lead to the answer.
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Its the green house.
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Logos and such.
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The German.
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It's the BRIT!
The Brit lives in the Red house, drinks MilK, Raises Birds and smokes Palmal! ![]() ![]() ![]() Took me about 15 minutes!
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Without even trying to figure out this riddle, I would guess it's the German because that's who Einstein was. German with a pet bird lol.
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Actually I am quite right! 100% right! the question asks who owns the BIRD!!! and the BRIT owns the BIRD! The German does not own a pet, or non is mentioned!
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All I saw there was that some guy "rears" birds, and that is kind of sicko.
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yellow norway water dunhill cat
blue dane tea blends horse red brit milk pallmall bird green german coffee prince white swede beer bluemaster dog
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Explain how any of those i posted is wrong using the above.
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You had me second guessing myself for a while, but I went back and double checked! there is only one possible solution! Here is a matrix that complies with the above statements: ![]()
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Fucking guy got the question wrong , it is who owns the FISH , the fish is not labeled the answer is german because its not who owns the bird its who owns the fish not mentioned..
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the brit does own the bird , the german couldn't own the bird he smokes prince and the bird owner smokes pall mall..
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKK
you're right I fucked up hard core I was supposed to ask who owns the FISH the BRIT OWNS THE BIRDS, that is CORRECT I am really fucking sorry guys... |
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* The German smokes Prince. fucking cheating little bitch owned
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LOL! ![]() ![]() ![]() Had me second guessing myself to death! Glad to see I answered the wrong question right ![]()
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No problem! Kept me occupied for about an hour! good one! ![]()
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I'm part of the 98%
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I read somewhere that only 2% of the people could solve that...that's bullshit...
took me like 30 minutes to do it and i'm certainly not in the 2% smartest people on this planet...anyone who take the time to do it will succeed!
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correct answer is:
german, in green house, drinking coffee, smoking prince...with the fishy fishy.... I remember cutting like 25 little pieces of paper to do it LOL
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I kind of have to agree with you their , but perhaps its your own perception of your brain power. Realistically i bet 75% of the earth couldn't draw a graph or do simple math ![]()
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actually if you read close only those who guessed german were cheating as the thread question was who owns the BIRD
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didin't even bother to read this thread...
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I worked that out years ago. Honestly, there is absolutely no way 98% of the world could not solve that question. Every one of my brothers managed to solve pretty quickly also, and although none are stupid, I doubt we are all among the smartest 2% of the world.
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It's a deductive problem that requires nothing more then a paper, a pen, a bit of time and the desire to actually work it out. I got bored with deduction problems a long time ago.
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good one smokey
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kill that fuckin bird alread
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