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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
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If you walked in on your girlfriend/wife having sex with....
....me, what would you do?
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in a van by the river
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I think I'd have to bone your ass to make you pay..
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If u touch it, I will cum
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Location: Valencia, CA
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I would think she was finishing up her community service
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stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
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why are you posting my private dreams on gfy
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Pounding Googlebot
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take pics.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: QC
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Probably start laughing and asking where your dick is.
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call the mexican govt and tell them to come get there citizen
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If u touch it, I will cum
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If u touch it, I will cum
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If the video camera was setup, I'd apologize for interrupting.
If it wasn't she'd have some explaining to do. |
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If u touch it, I will cum
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![]() what if i was giving her anal and you couldnt see my cock because it was all dark and covered in dirty chocolate? |
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stc is the greatest
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Location: rip sean murray
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if u come out to colorado during that time ill put in a good word for u |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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DP
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If u touch it, I will cum
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Location: long island
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dude, i aint gonna be no where near colorado, but i will be in vegas for the show ![]() btw, you can save and print my pic and give it to her if she needs something for her yearning late at night ![]() |
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i would flush you down the toilet
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So Fucking Banned
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I would say good luck, and leave you two to enjoy your life together
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i would initiate a very unpleasant situation.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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![]() Being female I must look at this from a man's point of view. However, if I were the man, and this occured, I have to say......some ideas in life just don't change. I would kill both of them, on the spot, but it's cool, I'd get away with it! I'm a certified nut. :P
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![]() luv, Candice ![]() "I suppose a bit more evil oozes into my being as time goes on...I hate stupid people!"
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Text Writer
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Location: Wisconsin
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i'd be happy that my dreams became a reality
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Buffalo, NY
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I would put my size 18 foot up our ass up to about my knee...You my bitch...
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I would fuck you in the ass "Pulp Fiction" style, shove a bunch of snow down her throat dill she dies, dump her body in the river and then I'd jump of a big clif.
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In that case: How 'bout you, me and a nice bottle of Chianti? sssssllslslslsssss |
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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If u touch it, I will cum
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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I'd whip out the video camera and then sell the footage of MrIzzz to a celeb site
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Clueless OleMan
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Call my doctor and arrange testing for all the known STDs.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Los Angeles
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Have a sigh of relief that it wasn't Juicy...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'd laugh like most people and then laugh some more.
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Better yet, what would Persius do if he came home and found MrIzzz fucking Bdjuff and BradM ???
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