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Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 05:54 PM

lol, still no one here.. boring..

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 05:55 PM

maybe its time for a few jokes..

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 05:56 PM

The Sick Husband

There was a husband and a wife. The husband was very sick, so the wife took him to the hospital and the doctor checked him out. Then the doctor asked the wife to come into his office so they could talk about what was wrong with her husband.
He explained that, if she wanted her husband to live, she would have to pamper him, wait on him hand and foot, and not challenge him or argue with him -- her husband needed absolute rest and no stress whatsoever. However, if her husband did any work or moved around much or got upset about anything, he would die. The doctor asked if she understood these conditions, and the wife assured him that she did.

When the wife came out, the husband asked her, ?so what is the matter with me? Am I going to die?? And the wife said, ?Yes, honey, I'm afraid you're going to die.?

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 05:57 PM

3 blondes jump off a building ...

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 05:58 PM

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747!

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 05:59 PM

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 06:00 PM

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:01 PM

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:01 PM

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male

hey dude, whats happening? everyone has gone :/

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 06:02 PM

You got a ways to go. Dre made a big jump today

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:02 PM

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
You got a ways to go. Dre made a big jump today

yeh i know :/ didnt see that one coming

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
hey dude, whats happening? everyone has gone :/

Yea the thread dropped a few times today.

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:04 PM

you even going to bother trying to catch him?

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
Yea the thread dropped a few times today.

all the top posters cant post anymore thats why..

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:05 PM

wouldnt want to lose positions etc..

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
you even going to bother trying to catch him?

Not sure. Why cant the top posters post. Well I know some cant for position reasons but pornpf still can.

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
wouldnt want to lose positions etc..

Yea thats what I figured.

Make a run for pornpf

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:08 PM

yeh pornpf can but people like frank coolone have to be careful now..

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:08 PM

making a run for pornpf could take years! lol

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:10 PM

but hey we can only try! lol

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
making a run for pornpf could take years! lol

Yea he did 4 days of posting.

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:11 PM

yeh that is crazy stuff... i get too bored..

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:16 PM

more jokes..

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:17 PM

'Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.

''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:18 PM

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:18 PM

Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:19 PM

How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

Satisfaction · 12-21-2004, 06:19 PM

im going out for a bit.. catcha later dude

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
im going out for a bit.. catcha later dude

Later

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 07:01 PM

I wont let it fall off page 1 for a while.

XxXotic · 12-21-2004, 07:02 PM

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
I wont let it fall off page 1 for a while.

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 07:42 PM

PornPf are you taking some time off?

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 08:28 PM

Back up

cool1 · 12-21-2004, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
making a run for pornpf could take years! lol

If you power post for 20 hrs then sleep for 2 to 4 hrs then power post for another 20 you might get there.
Of course once he see's ya making a run for it. he will open his flood gates and well you know

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
If you power post for 20 hrs then sleep for 2 to 4 hrs then power post for another 20 you might get there.
Of course once he see's ya making a run for it. he will open his flood gates and well you know

I bet his pager goes off if someone hits more then 50 posts within a certain time frame.

cool1 · 12-21-2004, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
I bet his pager goes off if someone hits more then 50 posts within a certain time frame.

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 08:56 PM

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:02 PM

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:03 PM

did everyone leave

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:04 PM

i guess so

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:05 PM

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:06 PM

a new page soon

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:08 PM

Furious_Male · 12-21-2004, 09:08 PM

Some life in this thread.

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:09 PM

chuckNC · 12-21-2004, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
Some life in this thread.

where

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12-21-2004, 06:02 PM	#6061
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12-21-2004, 07:01 PM	#6082
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12-21-2004, 07:42 PM	#6085
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12-21-2004, 05:54 PM	#6051
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	lol, still no one here.. boring..

12-21-2004, 05:55 PM	#6052
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	maybe its time for a few jokes..

12-21-2004, 05:56 PM	#6053
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	The Sick Husband There was a husband and a wife. The husband was very sick, so the wife took him to the hospital and the doctor checked him out. Then the doctor asked the wife to come into his office so they could talk about what was wrong with her husband. He explained that, if she wanted her husband to live, she would have to pamper him, wait on him hand and foot, and not challenge him or argue with him -- her husband needed absolute rest and no stress whatsoever. However, if her husband did any work or moved around much or got upset about anything, he would die. The doctor asked if she understood these conditions, and the wife assured him that she did. When the wife came out, the husband asked her, ?so what is the matter with me? Am I going to die?? And the wife said, ?Yes, honey, I'm afraid you're going to die.?

12-21-2004, 05:57 PM	#6054
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	3 blondes jump off a building ... Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings

12-21-2004, 05:58 PM	#6055
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747!

12-21-2004, 05:59 PM	#6056
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

12-21-2004, 06:01 PM	#6058
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

12-21-2004, 06:01 PM	#6059
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

12-21-2004, 06:02 PM	#6062
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels? Because they like more head room.

12-21-2004, 06:04 PM	#6065
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	you even going to bother trying to catch him?

12-21-2004, 06:05 PM	#6067
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	wouldnt want to lose positions etc..

12-21-2004, 06:08 PM	#6070
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	yeh pornpf can but people like frank coolone have to be careful now..

12-21-2004, 06:08 PM	#6071
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	making a run for pornpf could take years! lol

12-21-2004, 06:10 PM	#6072
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	but hey we can only try! lol

12-21-2004, 06:11 PM	#6074
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	yeh that is crazy stuff... i get too bored..

12-21-2004, 06:16 PM	#6075
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	more jokes.. Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.

12-21-2004, 06:17 PM	#6076
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	'Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

12-21-2004, 06:18 PM	#6077
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house

12-21-2004, 06:18 PM	#6078
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other? A: An air mattress.

12-21-2004, 06:19 PM	#6079
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

12-21-2004, 06:19 PM	#6080
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	im going out for a bit.. catcha later dude

12-21-2004, 08:28 PM	#6086
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12-21-2004, 08:56 PM	#6090
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12-21-2004, 09:02 PM	#6092
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12-21-2004, 09:03 PM	#6093
chuckNC Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,448	did everyone leave

12-21-2004, 09:04 PM	#6094
chuckNC Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,448	i guess so

12-21-2004, 09:05 PM	#6095
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12-21-2004, 09:06 PM	#6096
chuckNC Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,448	a new page soon

12-21-2004, 09:08 PM	#6097
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12-21-2004, 09:08 PM	#6098
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