Damn....

LINK HOTTEN.

Be back in a few minutes - gotta take care of some actual work.

But THEN YOU ARE GOING DOWN HARD.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh OK son..when u r ready

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

A beer.

D: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: There should be more there, eh?
B: Where? Oh, go!

D: Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four pounds of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle-necks
B: And a beer.
D: ...in a tree. See, you need more.

B: Oh..fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five golden toques,
D: Four pound of back-bacon
B: Three French toast
D: Two turtle necks
B: And a beer...where?
D: (with Bob) In a tree.

B: OK, on the sixth...oo, go!
D: ..Christmas, my true love gave to me,
C: Six...
D: Six packs of two-four
B & C: Five golden toques
C: Four...
D: Four pounds of back-bacon
C: Three...
B: Three French toast
C: Two...
D: Two turtle-necks
C: And a beeeeeeeeer...
B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. OK.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven pack of smokes,
C: Nice gift!
D: Nice gift. Oh...six packs of two-four
B & C: Five golden toques.
C: Four...
D: Four pounds of back-bacon
C: Three...
B: Three French toast
C: Two...
D: Two turtle-necks
C: And a beeeeeeeeer...
B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. Keep forgetting.
D: Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it's too
hard for
us! Go, hoser.

B & D: On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
D: Eight comic books
(Chorus repeats right behind them, though one behind)
B & D: Seven packs of smokes
Six pack of two-four
B: Five...
C: (catches up) Five golden tooks
Four pounds of back-bacon
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
ALL: And a beer...
B & D: On my tree.
B: Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um...
C: TWELVE!
B: Twelve!
D: Good day, and welcome to day twelve..
(Chorus starts up and Bob and Doug join in)
ALL: Five golden toques
Four pounds of back-bacon,
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
And a beer in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
D: Where'd you learn to do that?
B: Um, albums.
D: So, like, that's our song. Merry Christmas...
B: Merry Christmas!
D: And good day!
B: Good day! Ha-happy New Year, too.
D: Shhh!
B: OK, you know what you left out?
D: What?
B: Donuts!
D: Oh, no!
B: I told you to get donuts. Either on the ninth day, or the tenth
day or
the eleventh day, but I want donuts!
D: OK, the song's over! Merry Christmas, everybody!
B: ...or, on the twelfth day, you could've got me a DOZEN donuts...
D: So,..go out to the stores and get some presents!
B: You could've gone down, to, like, the good donut shops where you
buy a
dozen, you get another one free, and then it'd be thirteen for the
"Thirteen Days of Christmas"!
D: Next Christmas, you can get me a chain-saw!
B: Take off!
(As music fades:)
D: Boy, that song was a beauty. It...it moved me.
B: Yeah, I think it ranks

We Three Clods

We three clods from Omaha are
Spending Christmas Eve in a car
Driving, drinking,
Glasses clinking,
Who needs a lousy bar?

Ohh...
Drink to Charlie. Drink to Paul
Drink to friends we can?t recall
Swerving, speeding
Signs unheeding
Drink to anything at all

We three clods are feeling no pain
Drunk as skunks with booze on the brain
Senses losing
'Til we?re cruising
Into a wrong way lane

Ohh...
Drink to Melvin. Drink to Fred
Drink to those two trucks ahead
Headlights flashing
Screeching, crashing
Drink till they pronounce us dead

Sam and Roz are Coming to Town

You?d better give up
On Christmas this year
You haven?t a chance
With relatives here
Sam and Roz are coming to town
They?re bringing their kids
To add to your fun
They?re staying ten days
You thought it was one
Sam and Roz are coming to town
They?ll monopolize your bathroom
They?ll destroy your solitude
They will eat you out of house and home
And complain about the food
So, there?s only one way
To save your no-el
You give them your house
And take a hotel
Sam and Roz are coming to town

Wrap Your Gift

Sung to Deck the Halls
Wrap your gift with fingers agile
Fa la la la la la la la la
Seal it up, and mark it fragile
Fa la la la la la la la la
There's no reason to be nervous
Fa la la la la la la la la
You can trust the postal service
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hear the postal worker singing
Fa la la la la la la la la
As your parcel he is flinging
Fa la la la la la la la la
See it crumpled in the bin there
Fa la la la la la la la la
Aren't you sorry you walked in there?
Fa la la la la la la la la
See your parcel speed to Philly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Through the air to cousin Billy
Fa la la la la la la la la
It will wind up in Savannah
Fa la la la la la la la la
Via Nome and Butte, MT
Fa la la la la la la la la

z winner

It Hangs Down from Our Chandelier

It hangs down from our chandelier
We have no idea what it does
Its shape is weird, and it drips with goo
And lets out a high-sounding buzz
It grows a couple of feet each day
And wiggles with kind of a twitch
We keep it cause it's a present from
Our visiting uncle, who's rich

what'd i win

?God rest ye poor small businessmen? sung to the tune of ?God rest Ye Merry
Gentlemen?

"God rest ye poor small businessmen
Who've managed to survive;
Be glad in this economy
That you are still alive;
Give shouts of praise at Christmas time
When folks who buy appear
There?s a chance, You?ll break even for the year---
For the whole year---
There?s a chance that you?ll break even for the year.

The chain-stores and conglomerates
Have brought you to your knees;
High taxes, rent, and labor costs
Have caught you in a squeeze;
The cost of goods keeps going up---
Inflation?s running on---
So give thanks, You can buy cheap from Taiwan---
Good old Taiwan!
So give thanks that ye can buy cheap from Taiwan.?

Data, the Fast-Fingered Android,
Was sort of like Pinocchio.
He longed to be a "real" boy,
Not a walking Nintendo.

All of the rest of Starfleet,
Treated him just like a slave.
Like he was some Hal computer,
They'd taunt him with, "Good morning, Dave."

Then upon the Enterprise
Jean-Luc came to say,
"Data, with your fingers fast,
Come work with us and save the day!"

Now all of the crews in Starfleet
Wish they had an android too!
Data, the fast-fingered android,
You can't love us, but we love you!

ok im back in action again..

be prepared to lose .. im going to be the winner :)

where has everyone gone to? come back!:helpme

hmm looks like im by myself again..

:glugglug

here is my token post so I don't feel guilty taking the next prize

boy this thread has slowed down.. come back spunky

im eating 2 cans of tuna atm

mmm yum

ok cool.. well im out for the night..

cool promo

The next prize is just about 160 posts away :thumbsup

username: nonnude :thumbsup

Good morning :)

looks like the board is back to speed

thank goodness

it was pretty crap yesterday

I see some people have been busy whoring

I mean posting :thumbsup

no, I was right first time :feels-hot

looks like everyone else is in bed

can't say I blame them

There'll be enough people round

when it's 50 bucks time

Oh yes

They'll all be crawling out of the woodwork then

You can be sure of that, and it is only 150 posts away :Graucho