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Old 12-15-2004, 12:39 PM   #1
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I am the father of Vanilla's unborn baby.

I feel honesty is the best policy.

Stewie, I am sorry. Sometime we can go out and eat some chips and talk this over.

I know a place that serves a lot of chips.
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:39 PM   #2
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YOU BASTARD!!! Vanilla too??? What about OUR love child??

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YOU BASTARD!!! Vanilla too??? What about OUR love child??
Mail is running slow.

I told you I sent the check.

Stop telling Zimm and Jordan to garnish my wages.

The kid has new shoes coming, I promise.
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Damn it Cory!!!!!!!! She's not ready for retirement yet!!!!!!!!! Not even for 9 months. You're going to have to go on cam now!
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Mail is running slow.

I told you I sent the check.

Stop telling Zimm and Jordan to garnish my wages.

The kid has new shoes coming, I promise.
You can't buy shoes with tortilla chips!!
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I feel honesty is the best policy.

Stewie, I am sorry. Sometime we can go out and eat some chips and talk this over.

I know a place that serves a lot of chips.
OMG... Cory, this was supposed to be kept quiet until the Internext! Now what are we going to do???
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:47 PM   #12
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Damn it Cory!!!!!!!! She's not ready for retirement yet!!!!!!!!! Not even for 9 months. You're going to have to go on cam now!
This does not change things between us. Well, except you are going to have to start paying for our dates.

My income is becoming more and more tied up these days.
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Maybe Vanillas next baby will look better than the last one.

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OMG... Cory, this was supposed to be kept quiet until the Internext! Now what are we going to do???
I just feel being up front with GFY is the best way to go. I would rather put it out there than have people figure it out.

Plus, it makes the baby shower a larger success.
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I just heard from the doctor this morning, Cory... you better start looking at having a second job. He says my sonogram had two heart beats - We're HAVING TWINS!
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I just heard from the doctor this morning, Cory... you better start looking at having a second job. He says my sonogram had two heart beats - We're HAVING TWINS!
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Hahahhaha...

I am right there hoping with you!
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I thought having babies in multiple states was a part of the NBA regimine?
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I just heard from the doctor this morning, Cory... you better start looking at having a second job. He says my sonogram had two heart beats - We're HAVING TWINS!
I just booked a one-way plane ticket to Thailand.

You are having twins! Not me!
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I just booked a one-way plane ticket to Thailand.

You are having twins! Not me!
HOW DARE YOU!!!! After everything I have done for you... putting up with your metro-sexual self. Constantly having to hand wash all of your silk *unmentionables*.... Giving up all mirror time to you... and this the thanks I get from my baby's daddy????
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Uh, Cory - try as you might, there's no way anyone's believing you're not gay.......
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OMG Stewie I love the hair, it fits you so well!!!

Vanilla looks like Vana White turned 80's hair band groupy!!!

The kid speaks for itself!!!

This thread is too fucking funny!!! Thanks guys I needed a good laugh!!!
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Apparently the Lightspeed dog is pregnant now as well.

My wages are really shot now.

Time to start selling my shirts on Ebay.
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HOW DARE YOU!!!! After everything I have done for you... putting up with your metro-sexual self. Constantly having to hand wash all of your silk *unmentionables*.... Giving up all mirror time to you... and this the thanks I get from my baby's daddy????
You knew you were dating a metro from day one.

That is it rolls baby.
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Uh, Cory - try as you might, there's no way anyone's believing you're not gay.......
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Promises, promises...The kids just want to see their daddy for Christmas, is that too much to ask?
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Promises, promises...The kids just want to see their daddy for Christmas, is that too much to ask?
Amiee, you and I are definitely going to have to do something about this. Cory has planted one too many seeds! Ok... how about your kids get him for Christmas and then my kids get Easter???
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That is it rolls baby.
I know but when you started modeling all your sexy clothes for me, I just couldn't help myself. A girl can only hold herself back for so long...
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Amiee, you and I are definitely going to have to do something about this. Cory has planted one too many seeds! Ok... how about your kids get him for Christmas and then my kids get Easter???
I am changing my name.
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Amiee, you and I are definitely going to have to do something about this. Cory has planted one too many seeds! Ok... how about your kids get him for Christmas and then my kids get Easter???

That might work...But what about the summer vacations?
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I just scheduled a vasectomy.

I was just having fun. I did not expect responsibilities.

I already have a puppy.
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I was just having fun. I did not expect responsibilities.

I already have a puppy.
Yea will see tomorrow won't we!!!

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