imafuckingaussie

This is a legendary Aussie fucking xmas jingle, so all you fucking youngsters listen up for classic "old school" aussie Kevin Bloody Wilsons xmas song.....................................


Hey Santa claus you hahahaha!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you hahahaha!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old hahahaha, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

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You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.

imafuckingaussie

goddamn political correctness, who would have thought it on a board with this title? LMAO

the hahahaha at the start is sposed to be the word that rhymes with BUNT, but with a C, if you didnt know. Why ban this word on a board called go fuck yourself? I'm bemused......


sighhhhhhh

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You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.

J-Reel

I've never understood that one either. I can see racists words being banned, but slang terms for female body parts? WTF?



btw... What's a Pram?

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Rinaldo

lemme try hahahaha cun t c unt

ozmatt

pram = stroller = whatever you call that thing you push a baby/toddler around in

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