Moving from Girlfriend to wife. - GoFuckYourself.com

fr8 · 12-14-2004, 06:52 PM

Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks, A Troubled User.

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech

abyss_al · 12-14-2004, 06:53 PM

Playful_Lady · 12-14-2004, 07:15 PM

....nice

PrincessWannaLaya · 12-14-2004, 08:11 PM

LMAO ... Very Nice

pornguy · 12-14-2004, 08:12 PM

Old, but I love that one.

wes · 12-14-2004, 08:12 PM

haha thats good

xclusive · 12-14-2004, 08:13 PM

LOL first time I have heard that one...

Screaming · 12-14-2004, 08:13 PM

silent moan · 12-14-2004, 08:29 PM

nyahahha...really funny

tASSy · 12-14-2004, 08:31 PM

if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you!

Steve W · 12-14-2004, 08:34 PM

nice read

StuartD · 12-14-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tASSy
if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you!

Yes, because an ugly girl will never cheat and leave you.... and if she does... who cares?

girl_next_door · 12-14-2004, 08:37 PM

nice one

reynold · 12-14-2004, 08:45 PM

funny!

myjah · 12-14-2004, 09:18 PM

so much of that is true, lol

Babagirls · 12-14-2004, 09:19 PM

LOL that was good.

Spunky · 12-14-2004, 09:20 PM

$5 submissions · 12-14-2004, 09:20 PM

As a newly married guy, I can vouch for the veracity of that post.

Doctor Dre · 12-14-2004, 09:23 PM

props

fr8 · 12-14-2004, 10:18 PM

I thought the GFY crew would get a kick out of that.

The Bootyologist · 12-14-2004, 10:21 PM

hahah

i love it

it's so true

Trixxxia · 12-14-2004, 10:25 PM

Ok, I admit it, I got a chuckle out of it too

Wiggles · 12-14-2004, 10:34 PM

old but good, still makes me laugh

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 12-14-2004, 10:55 PM

LOL

Nice one

Drake · 12-14-2004, 11:08 PM

That's hilarious! lol

iFliPcEss · 12-15-2004, 04:13 AM

hahaha funny someone posted this one on our local board and yip ha ha ha i had a good laugh on this one

PHPdude · 12-15-2004, 04:50 AM

I really like the way he has incorperated the nerdy computer side of things into his everyday relationship. Good Stuff.

woj · 12-15-2004, 05:01 AM

fr8 · 12-15-2004, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PHPdude
I really like the way he has incorperated the nerdy computer side of things into his everyday relationship. Good Stuff.

its always great to merge them.

ColBigBalls · 12-15-2004, 02:14 PM

Sounds like you need to reformat or buy a new machine. I hear veitnamise prostatute 3.5 is the way to go

12-14-2004, 06:52 PM	#1
fr8 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,074	Moving from Girlfriend to wife. Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech __________________ █ joesmut (a) gmail Dot com █ Full Stack Developer

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