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  • fr8
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 5074

    #1

    Moving from Girlfriend to wife.

    Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6

    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

    Thanks, A Troubled User.




    REPLY:


    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck,


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  • abyss_al
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    • Oct 2003
    • 15605

    #2
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    • Playful_Lady
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 516

      #3
      ....nice
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      • PrincessWannaLaya
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        • Oct 2004
        • 520

        #4
        LMAO ... Very Nice
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        • pornguy
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          • Mar 2003
          • 62912

          #5
          Old, but I love that one.
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          • wes
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            • Apr 2002
            • 3150

            #6
            haha thats good

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            • xclusive
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              • Apr 2004
              • 35218

              #7
              LOL first time I have heard that one...

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              • Screaming
                I can change this!!!!!
                • Feb 2004
                • 18972

                #8
                lol

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                • silent moan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1908

                  #9
                  nyahahha...really funny

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                  • tASSy
                    Spread The Pink!
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 8229

                    #10
                    if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

                    so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you!



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                    • Steve W
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 606

                      #11
                      nice read

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                      • StuartD
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 29903

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tASSy
                        if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

                        so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you!


                        Yes, because an ugly girl will never cheat and leave you.... and if she does... who cares?
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                        • girl_next_door
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 302

                          #13
                          nice one
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                          • reynold
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 51271

                            #14
                            funny!

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                            • myjah
                              Back in the harbor
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 11482

                              #15
                              so much of that is true, lol
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                              • Babagirls
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                                • Feb 2001
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                                #16
                                LOL that was good.




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                                • Spunky
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986

                                  #17

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                                  • $5 submissions
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                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 32195

                                    #18
                                    As a newly married guy, I can vouch for the veracity of that post.

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                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 51692

                                      #19


                                      props
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                                      • fr8
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 5074

                                        #20
                                        I thought the GFY crew would get a kick out of that.
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                                        • The Bootyologist
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 2912

                                          #21
                                          hahah

                                          i love it

                                          it's so true

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                                          • Trixxxia
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 5600

                                            #22
                                            Ok, I admit it, I got a chuckle out of it too

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                                            • Wiggles
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                                              • May 2004
                                              • 14423

                                              #23
                                              old but good, still makes me laugh
                                              no sig

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                                              • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 4463

                                                #24
                                                LOL

                                                Nice one
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                                                • Drake
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                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 12508

                                                  #25
                                                  That's hilarious! lol

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                                                  • iFliPcEss
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 3087

                                                    #26
                                                    hahaha funny someone posted this one on our local board and yip ha ha ha i had a good laugh on this one

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                                                    • PHPdude
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 1164

                                                      #27
                                                      I really like the way he has incorperated the nerdy computer side of things into his everyday relationship. Good Stuff.
                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                      • woj
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • fr8
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 5074

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by PHPdude
                                                          I really like the way he has incorperated the nerdy computer side of things into his everyday relationship. Good Stuff.
                                                          its always great to merge them.
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                                                          • ColBigBalls
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 1733

                                                            #30
                                                            Sounds like you need to reformat or buy a new machine. I hear veitnamise prostatute 3.5 is the way to go

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