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				WAts the worst accident that you ever had???
			 
			Car accident... this guy turned in front of us... car (eclipse) was totalled... had bruises all over my body... arms, legs and face. The stupid air bag smacked rite into my face! The color of the car was red too... (red cars are condsidered accident prone why is that?) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Getting so drunk i shit myself....that was horrible 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Snowboarding.. almost killed myself on the 1/2 pipe. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I hit a car infront of me, and a van behind me didn't even break. He slammed to my rear at 35mph or so. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Broke my back in a car accident 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Drove smack into the back of an 18 wheeler when I was 17 driving my mother's Ford station wagon. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			The car was totalled and I was grounded. 
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		 two stabs with a knife in my belly and one in my damn ass 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 a long long time ago... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			    
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		 rolling into the back of some stupid lady driving 5 km hour and finding it cost the 900 dollar excess cause the car was a ride off. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Why am I actually posting this?  I have no idea, honestly. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Nearly killed at age six. Crossing the street (it was a small and I mean small street with hardly any traffic ever on it, block from my house, residential neighborhood.) Moron was driving 70 miles an hour in (I think) down the 15-20 mph limit street and creams me. I heard that my sneaks stayed exactly where they were, the rest of me flew in the air, landed a top the hood of a parked car nearby. Nearly died. Then stayed in a coma for a week. Then they weren't sure if I could ever walk. Then they thought I might walk with a limp. Had a body cast from my toes to nearly my shoulders that I celebrated my 7th birthday in. Fun times. Anyway, I'm fine, alive, not even a limp. Guess the best part of remembering is how lucky I am to even be here. I ended up celebrating (at least mentally, no cake or nothing, lol) the day I got hit by the car as my special "Happy to Be Alive Day". 
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	I was working for a landscaping/grass cutting company. Beautiful day, and it was a Friday (payday). Was running a 16 hp/ 32 inch commercial mowing machine. Due to a bit of negligence and ALOT of defective design, the machiner got away from me and ran over both of my feet with the blades running. 39 days in the hospital, 5 surgeries and 6 months of rehab learning to walk again. I lost all 10 toes, basically went from a size 12 to a size 6 foot in a heartbeat. lol Im much better now  | 
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		 Also was in a bad ass car accident earllier that year.  Was hichhiking thru Indy and caught a ride with  a couple of hippies driving a pickup truck.   We were all drinking Bud and smoking buds  lol    And it was raining like a mofo.   We were on I65 and the driver was a little erratic to say the least,     and some thing told me to put on my seat belt.   Not long after I did   the guy went to pass a truck.  I noticed he was doing like 80.   When he went to pull back into the right lane,  he over corrected and the truck skidded,  did  a 360 and went into the ditch backwards,  hit  a concrete storm drain and flipped about 6 or 7 times.   All three of us walked away.   The truck driver who stopped behind us told us he'd never seen anyone walk away from  an accident that bad.  The only injury I had was a cut on my finger.  Driver went to jail for DUI,  but they let me walk . 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 head on collision into a state trooper. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			front end of the car was GONE, Mechanic said somone should be dead. None of the 5 people in the car were injured. (was an Infiniti) 
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		 I had both of my knees broken in a head on colision. That happend about 8 or 9 years ago and I still have alot of pain from it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I was playing Superman and jumped off the roof of the house and broke my leg and arm...I was 8 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 When I was a teenager driving my parents car I lost control on a patch of ice, spun the car 360 degrees, and head on into another car at about 30 mph. Both cars were destroyed; The engine of my car was in the passenger seat. I was sent to the hospital but released the next morning with minor injuries.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I guess if your talking about car wrecks this would be it.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			wasn't that bad, didn't get a scratch but the truck did. As far as getting hurt, when I was 14 or 15 I was showing off on a skatboard ramp for some girls and I broke my arm.. 
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