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Old 12-14-2004, 03:41 AM   #1
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WAts the worst accident that you ever had???

Car accident... this guy turned in front of us... car (eclipse) was totalled... had bruises all over my body... arms, legs and face. The stupid air bag smacked rite into my face! The color of the car was red too... (red cars are condsidered accident prone why is that?)
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:47 AM   #2
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Getting so drunk i shit myself....that was horrible
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:50 AM   #3
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:51 AM   #4
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I hit a car infront of me, and a van behind me didn't even break. He slammed to my rear at 35mph or so.
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:53 AM   #5
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:55 AM   #6
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Drove smack into the back of an 18 wheeler when I was 17 driving my mother's Ford station wagon.

The car was totalled and I was grounded.

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Old 12-14-2004, 03:56 AM   #7
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two stabs with a knife in my belly and one in my damn ass
by a 15 year old russian
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:00 AM   #8
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a long long time ago...





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Old 12-14-2004, 04:21 AM   #9
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rolling into the back of some stupid lady driving 5 km hour and finding it cost the 900 dollar excess cause the car was a ride off.
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:00 AM   #10
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Why am I actually posting this? I have no idea, honestly.

Nearly killed at age six. Crossing the street (it was a small and I mean small street with hardly any traffic ever on it, block from my house, residential neighborhood.) Moron was driving 70 miles an hour in (I think) down the 15-20 mph limit street and creams me. I heard that my sneaks stayed exactly where they were, the rest of me flew in the air, landed a top the hood of a parked car nearby.

Nearly died. Then stayed in a coma for a week. Then they weren't sure if I could ever walk. Then they thought I might walk with a limp. Had a body cast from my toes to nearly my shoulders that I celebrated my 7th birthday in. Fun times.

Anyway, I'm fine, alive, not even a limp. Guess the best part of remembering is how lucky I am to even be here. I ended up celebrating (at least mentally, no cake or nothing, lol) the day I got hit by the car as my special "Happy to Be Alive Day".
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:04 AM   #11
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:06 AM   #12
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Sept 7, 1990 Denver, CO

I was working for a landscaping/grass cutting company. Beautiful day, and it was a Friday (payday). Was running a 16 hp/ 32 inch commercial mowing machine. Due to a bit of negligence and ALOT of defective design, the machiner got away from me and ran over both of my feet with the blades running. 39 days in the hospital, 5 surgeries and 6 months of rehab learning to walk again. I lost all 10 toes, basically went from a size 12 to a size 6 foot in a heartbeat. lol Im much better now
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:10 AM   #13
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two stabs with a knife in my belly and one in my damn ass
by a 15 year old russian
The stabbings were an accident?
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:12 AM   #14
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Also was in a bad ass car accident earllier that year. Was hichhiking thru Indy and caught a ride with a couple of hippies driving a pickup truck. We were all drinking Bud and smoking buds lol And it was raining like a mofo. We were on I65 and the driver was a little erratic to say the least, and some thing told me to put on my seat belt. Not long after I did the guy went to pass a truck. I noticed he was doing like 80. When he went to pull back into the right lane, he over corrected and the truck skidded, did a 360 and went into the ditch backwards, hit a concrete storm drain and flipped about 6 or 7 times. All three of us walked away. The truck driver who stopped behind us told us he'd never seen anyone walk away from an accident that bad. The only injury I had was a cut on my finger. Driver went to jail for DUI, but they let me walk .
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:18 AM   #15
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head on collision into a state trooper.

front end of the car was GONE, Mechanic said somone should be dead.

None of the 5 people in the car were injured.

(was an Infiniti)
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:46 AM   #16
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head on collision into a state trooper.

His fault or yours? And were there repercussions? lol
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Old 12-14-2004, 06:54 AM   #17
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His fault or yours? And were there repercussions? lol
No ones fault really...
Shitty roadsigns.

No repercussions, but He wasnt wearing a seatbelt and was really banged up.
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Old 12-14-2004, 06:58 AM   #18
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Also was in a bad ass car accident earllier that year. Was hichhiking thru Indy and caught a ride with a couple of hippies driving a pickup truck. We were all drinking Bud and smoking buds lol And it was raining like a mofo. We were on I65 and the driver was a little erratic to say the least, and some thing told me to put on my seat belt. Not long after I did the guy went to pass a truck. I noticed he was doing like 80. When he went to pull back into the right lane, he over corrected and the truck skidded, did a 360 and went into the ditch backwards, hit a concrete storm drain and flipped about 6 or 7 times. All three of us walked away. The truck driver who stopped behind us told us he'd never seen anyone walk away from an accident that bad. The only injury I had was a cut on my finger. Driver went to jail for DUI, but they let me walk .
Damn you got 9 lives man
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Old 12-14-2004, 07:09 AM   #19
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Damn you got 9 lives man
lol If you only knew.... Had a mild stroke in 1995 too . Dr never could figure out where that came from. Vision still isnt what it used to be . lol
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Old 12-14-2004, 07:36 AM   #20
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I had both of my knees broken in a head on colision. That happend about 8 or 9 years ago and I still have alot of pain from it.
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Old 12-14-2004, 07:41 AM   #21
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I was playing Superman and jumped off the roof of the house and broke my leg and arm...I was 8
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Old 12-14-2004, 07:58 AM   #22
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When I was a teenager driving my parents car I lost control on a patch of ice, spun the car 360 degrees, and head on into another car at about 30 mph. Both cars were destroyed; The engine of my car was in the passenger seat. I was sent to the hospital but released the next morning with minor injuries.

Years later while in the Marines I ran a red light with my Camaro and smashed into a van. Totaled both cars, no one was hurt.
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Old 12-14-2004, 08:04 AM   #23
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I guess if your talking about car wrecks this would be it..



wasn't that bad, didn't get a scratch but the truck did.

As far as getting hurt, when I was 14 or 15 I was showing off on a skatboard ramp for some girls and I broke my arm..
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