50 Jimmy Swaggart followers in this thread. (minus me which makes 49)

I am sitting next to her (GOD):glugglug

We're all going to hell. Why miss heaven by an inch.

I think it was Sam Kinison who said that one.

Nope, not me...

I dont......

negative, Interesting subject though. I bet some scammer preist started it all off so he could get rich just like some of the churches are doing now days. I am going to type up some semi religeous astrology thing I have here and post it.

you will laugh your asses off.


standby..

Its like they use a random bullhshit generator for some of this stuff...


The following is an exact copy of a doccument supposedy talking about me. Typed word for word.


This man was born on the third charan of the pushya constellation. His birth sign is cancer and her sign is moon. He belongs to Deva Gana, Vipra Varna, Mesh Varga, Madhya Nadi and Mesh Yoni. According the charan of the constellaion, his name should start with "Hoo" as in hukum singh, Hoshair singh etc.

He will be intelligent and tactful. His wealth will come from the money collected in temples. He will do all his works skillfully. He will be extremely good-looking and charming. His wife will never lack in wealth, luxuries and prosperity. His relatives, friends and well-wishers will cooperate with him. He might have to suffer from cold and cough.

He will be religeous and God-fearing. His heart and mind will be peaceful. He will have more sons than daughters and his sons will be devoted to him.

The brahmins and gods will be respected and worshipped by him. He will be supported and liked by the ministers and other high dignitaries. In his heart he will always cherish the desire to help and cooperate with his relatives and near and dear ones.

His body will be healthy and beautiful and beautiful. He will be devoid of disease. His behaviour will be polite and humble towards others. He will have a respectable standing in his society.


##edit:

for all the gfy girls, please take note of the following

'He will be extremely good-looking and charming. His wife will never lack in wealth, luxuries and prosperity'

I can's answer yes, I can't answer no, so STFU! :winkwink: