Obesity No Good for Sex - GoFuckYourself.com

TheGarbageMan · 12-12-2004, 10:50 AM

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"New research confirms the worst fears of those who worry about putting on extra pounds: Severely overweight people are much more likely to report poor sex lives. In some areas of their sex lives, the obese report 25 times as many problems as people of weight levels considered healthy. Both men and women suffered from lack of sexual desire and enjoyment along with hampered performance. Many reported avoiding sex entirely. The study results suggest that many fat people share similar challenges on the sexual level, said study co-author Martin Binks, a clinical psychologist and director of behavioral science at Duke University's Diet and Fitness Center. 'It's important for people to know it's not something that's wrong with them. It's something that other people experience. They're not alone in this.'" ?China Daily (China)

Confess! You know you've thought this before. You've been walking on the street or strolling along in a shopping mall. Suddenly you see two people ? a man and a woman ? but, you think, they're less a couple than a triple or a quadruple. "Watch out," you smirk. "Wide load!" And then that dirty little thought creeps through your head. You watch them waddle by and you think: How do they do it?

Even supposing that they find each other appealing ? and you're not sure how they can find such mountains of flesh attractive ? how do they physically manage the act of fucking? Good God, they look like Weebles! Don't their enormous bellies prevent any approach from the front? How can any penis be long enough to extend past that man's enormous gut and find its way through those folds of fat to that woman's hole? And even supposing that they manage to connect somehow, they're so flabby and out of shape that it's hard to imagine them sustaining an act of passionate lovemaking. Don't they wheeze? Run out of breath? Don't they risk massive coronaries?

It seems self-evident that fat people would have unsatisfactory sex lives. But at the same time, you can draw some pretty weird conclusions from this. For example: is allowing yourself to become fat a sign of contempt for sex? That's weird, because sex is so intrinsically appealing that it's hard to imagine why people would have such contempt for it. Wouldn't the prospect of better orgasms encourage people to go to the gym? Wouldn't you rather have a good lay than another piece of cake?

But obesity, some will retort, is not a matter of having a weak will. It's a psychopathology. It's a disease. It's genetic... And yet, if that's the case, then an even weirder conclusion ensues. If it's a pathology of any sort, does that mean that sexual problems are nature's way of trying to suppress it? Does evolution try to weed out the fat gene by making it difficult for fat people to fuck?

Posted on November 28, 2004 at 11:16 PM
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What's(maybe) even funnier, think of HOW MANY fat people there are, and, not being able to run as fast,carrying(pun intended) increased risk of heart disease and strokes, more likely to be passed up for a promotion, and yes, being less likely to fuck, obesity is an interesting form of suicide.

perhaps running ads, like "Drop that cake you fat bastard, or you're dead. -Sincerely, Mother Nature" could help?

tony286 · 12-12-2004, 10:55 AM

have you always been this big of a asshole ?

candyflip · 12-12-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by tony404
have you always been this big of a asshole ?

He's just an ignorant n.igger. Don't feed the troll.

gezzed · 12-12-2004, 11:05 AM

It seems a little dangerous to be posting an article like that on an adult Webmaster board. Webmasters are notorious for being overweight, so you should expect hostility.

Personally I thought the article was pretty funny, but I can see how it would offend.

12-12-2004, 10:50 AM	#1
TheGarbageMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 643	Obesity No Good for Sex » From the BBW - Big Beautiful Women Department "New research confirms the worst fears of those who worry about putting on extra pounds: Severely overweight people are much more likely to report poor sex lives. In some areas of their sex lives, the obese report 25 times as many problems as people of weight levels considered healthy. Both men and women suffered from lack of sexual desire and enjoyment along with hampered performance. Many reported avoiding sex entirely. The study results suggest that many fat people share similar challenges on the sexual level, said study co-author Martin Binks, a clinical psychologist and director of behavioral science at Duke University's Diet and Fitness Center. 'It's important for people to know it's not something that's wrong with them. It's something that other people experience. They're not alone in this.'" ?China Daily (China) Confess! You know you've thought this before. You've been walking on the street or strolling along in a shopping mall. Suddenly you see two people ? a man and a woman ? but, you think, they're less a couple than a triple or a quadruple. "Watch out," you smirk. "Wide load!" And then that dirty little thought creeps through your head. You watch them waddle by and you think: How do they do it? Even supposing that they find each other appealing ? and you're not sure how they can find such mountains of flesh attractive ? how do they physically manage the act of fucking? Good God, they look like Weebles! Don't their enormous bellies prevent any approach from the front? How can any penis be long enough to extend past that man's enormous gut and find its way through those folds of fat to that woman's hole? And even supposing that they manage to connect somehow, they're so flabby and out of shape that it's hard to imagine them sustaining an act of passionate lovemaking. Don't they wheeze? Run out of breath? Don't they risk massive coronaries? It seems self-evident that fat people would have unsatisfactory sex lives. But at the same time, you can draw some pretty weird conclusions from this. For example: is allowing yourself to become fat a sign of contempt for sex? That's weird, because sex is so intrinsically appealing that it's hard to imagine why people would have such contempt for it. Wouldn't the prospect of better orgasms encourage people to go to the gym? Wouldn't you rather have a good lay than another piece of cake? But obesity, some will retort, is not a matter of having a weak will. It's a psychopathology. It's a disease. It's genetic... And yet, if that's the case, then an even weirder conclusion ensues. If it's a pathology of any sort, does that mean that sexual problems are nature's way of trying to suppress it? Does evolution try to weed out the fat gene by making it difficult for fat people to fuck? Posted on November 28, 2004 at 11:16 PM Comments All comment submissions become the property of PervScan.com. What's(maybe) even funnier, think of HOW MANY fat people there are, and, not being able to run as fast,carrying(pun intended) increased risk of heart disease and strokes, more likely to be passed up for a promotion, and yes, being less likely to fuck, obesity is an interesting form of suicide. perhaps running ads, like "Drop that cake you fat bastard, or you're dead. -Sincerely, Mother Nature" could help?

12-12-2004, 10:55 AM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	have you always been this big of a asshole ?

12-12-2004, 11:05 AM	#4
gezzed Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 317	It seems a little dangerous to be posting an article like that on an adult Webmaster board. Webmasters are notorious for being overweight, so you should expect hostility. Personally I thought the article was pretty funny, but I can see how it would offend.