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I have chewing gum on my ass...
Anyone got any tricks to get this out? My jeans are ruined argh
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Let's do some business!
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Just be glad its not IN your ass.
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I need a beer
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Freeze it with ice cubes and pick it off
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Does Peanut butter only work in hair??
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V.I.P.
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what flavour?
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I am a meat popsicle.
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If u touch it, I will cum
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if you give me a few hours i'll take the first plane out to help you personally
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Use ice to freeze it, and then scrape it off.
How did you get gum on your ass btw? Is there a good story BEHIND it? ![]()
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Pounding Googlebot
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God I love Google
![]() 8 different techniques to removing gum from your clothes: http://www.tipking.com/tip/4451.html WG
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So Fucking Banned
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this thread is useless without pics
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Ahem...you are aware that it's not where you chew it right?
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Reach for those stars!
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Damn, you crack me up, RRRed!
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I always said your ass looked good enough to chew.
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new niche? puts a whole new meaning to the term *bubble butt!*
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I'm here for SPORT
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post pics damn it
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Freeze it- Ice Cube- (works on carpet too!)
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use a butter knife to chip it off
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put some oil and take it slowly.
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yeap baby oil is one of the best solution on your problem, or the cooking oil if you want.
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Oh my god someone just sent me this haha
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take'em back to Nordtstroms, and just tell them there 'icky' .
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I am a meat popsicle.
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Why does this not surprise me?
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So Fucking Banned
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Now I want some gum! yummy!
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I'm just pissed she's in South Florida and didn't call me.
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pics?
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So Fucking Banned
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LOL, I get it now. That pic is a geo-targetted ad
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So Fucking Banned
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Damn if you're in Lake Worth I can be there in about 15 mins to assist with this problem.
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Nice Wiredguy, I got it about the same time you did after baddog made the mention. LOL
Nice banner!
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I think she means Carollton, Tx
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Cool so how does the pic GeoTarget??
Oh & sorry about your gum situation Rrred! |
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Use some acetone on it.
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best way to freeze it off is buy a can of butane lighter gas and use something to hold the nozel down and squirt it on from close range for a while its so cold it'lll freeze it fast then scrape it off with a knife
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Jesus loves bacon
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Ice it until it's hard. Then pull. Peanut butter for the rest.
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Only on GFY.... Can you get gum stuck on your ass and learn about geo targetted advertising...
I'm getting tons of icqs asking about the realitycash tours... Can you elaborate, JStyles??? No need to keep it private |
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you're from Burnaby, Rrred? ME TOOO!
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