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Old 12-08-2004, 05:16 PM   #1
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Dumbass puts his hand in a crocodiles mouth (video)

ha ha,,,what a friggin idiot.

http://poststuff.entensity.net/12070...media=croc.wmv
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:17 PM   #2
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:18 PM   #3
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Did he honestly think it wouldn't bite him?!? I don't have my speakers hooked up so maybe I missed some key audio or something ...
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:19 PM   #6
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:21 PM   #7
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holy shit!

that croc "spun" his fucking arm off, did u see that???!!
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:21 PM   #8
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Sounds like the audience of kids begain to laugh out loud.
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:22 PM   #9
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holy shit!

that croc "spun" his fucking arm off, did u see that???!!
Yup,,,the good ol 'Death Roll' gets them every time
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:23 PM   #10
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Holy Fucking Shit. Did they take his arm off or what ?

Crocodiles and Alligators don't seem to mind eating humans.
They are way more dangerous then a great white.

With a shark you have a 50/50 chance of them fucking with you.
an alligator or crockodile is a 99.5 % chance
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:27 PM   #11
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:51 PM   #12
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hahaha oh my god.. I can feel the pain

He's lucky to be alive..
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:54 PM   #13
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Wow how stupid is he.My stomach hurts I could not watch it second time.
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:54 PM   #14
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Looks like they killed it.
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:04 PM   #15
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Fucking hilarious

Nearly as good as that vid of that fat black newsreader and the snake that bites him, that was pretty fucking good too )
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:04 PM   #16
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The mofo had it coming.. He hit the animal in the face even.. Stupid
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:07 PM   #17
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that man is fucking idiot, what were he thinking? awww
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:16 PM   #19
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this is how folks get the nickname "stumpy"

as a side note, when I lived in Orlando, I used to feed the alligators in the pond behind my place - but I wasn't dumb enough to stick my hand in their mouth
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:21 PM   #20
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Damn, his arm would have been mangled to shit
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:25 PM   #22
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:49 PM   #23
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Fuck. Don't ever play with those animals. RUN Forrest!
Do not try to impress your woman with these beasts!
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Old 12-08-2004, 06:57 PM   #24
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you can see that his arm was ripped off
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:00 PM   #25
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Croc was letting dude hit him on the nose thinking "That's right motherfucker, I'll let you think I won't bite. Come on baby, put in my mouth. CHOMP! Mmmmm tases like chicken, BIATCH!"
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:02 PM   #26
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Damn that had to fucking hurt!!!!
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:03 PM   #27
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Looks like they killed it.
Not to me it doesn't.

It looks to me like the croc is saying "anyone else wanna try that?"
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:12 PM   #29
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Old 12-08-2004, 07:16 PM   #31
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That why it's never a good idea to tap on a crocodile. He got fuckin OWN3D
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Man, this croc did a quadruple roll, while the human only spun once...I don't know how many twists it takes to remove an arm, but that's gotta be close.

There was a vid a few years back of a guy who stuck his head in a croc or gator's mouth, with similar results. The guy survived and recovered, but I think the teeth punctured his skull, and it took a lot of people beating on the animal to make it let go. It was a stunt they performed regularly at an exhibit, but the guy made the mistake of foretting to wipe the sweat off his face first, and when a drop hit the animal's mouth, it triggered an extremely rapid chomp reaction.
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Putting his hand in the crocs mouth probably wasn't the smartest thing to do. The video gave me the creeps
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Old 12-08-2004, 08:57 PM   #37
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If you freeze it in the right spot you can see that his arm is dangling, bent in a direction that an arm is not supposed to bend.

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Man, this croc did a quadruple roll, while the human only spun once...I don't know how many twists it takes to remove an arm, but that's gotta be close.

No doubt,,,the croc spun 2x and the guy didn't move,,,at the very least,,,his skin was torn off,,,at the worst,,,his wife is gonna be buttering his toast for the rest of his life
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at the end did the croc just sit there with his mouth wide open again? looked like he was makign fun of it all haha
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Man, this croc did a quadruple roll, while the human only spun once...I don't know how many twists it takes to remove an arm, but that's gotta be close.

There was a vid a few years back of a guy who stuck his head in a croc or gator's mouth, with similar results. The guy survived and recovered, but I think the teeth punctured his skull, and it took a lot of people beating on the animal to make it let go. It was a stunt they performed regularly at an exhibit, but the guy made the mistake of foretting to wipe the sweat off his face first, and when a drop hit the animal's mouth, it triggered an extremely rapid chomp reaction.
I saw an interview with that guy... he said alligator breath is something he'll never forget
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what an idiot!!!!
they better not have killed that croc
it wasn't his fault...it was the dumbass humans!
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He touched the inside of the mouth of the croc. Croc reacts with three deathrolls. That arm is gone. Dont play with crocs.
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Not to me it doesn't.

It looks to me like the croc is saying "anyone else wanna try that?"
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