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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
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Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
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"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
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the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
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Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
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All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
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Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
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Bunch of whores!
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
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thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
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Are you Natasha, my contact?
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Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
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:)
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:(
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Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
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:BangBang:
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:feels-hot
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:1orglaugh
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:Graucho
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:glugglug
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:helpme
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:mad:
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:ak47:
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