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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    The Fucking Dress

    I fully blame you for this Gary. (well, you and that bottle of Bacardi I probably shouldn't have drank that night)... This was the price of your freedom. When we finally hook up, whether it's Vegas or Afghanistan or wherever... you are gonna owe me a lot of fuckin' beer brah...

    SIG TOO BIG
  • FADE19
    Snow's Parole Officer
    • Sep 2001
    • 1161

    #2
    Note to self...never do any favors for Gary!

    Damn amp, you are one ugly bitch just messin
    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
    I fully blame you for this Gary. (well, you and that bottle of Bacardi I probably shouldn't have drank that night)... This was the price of your freedom. When we finally hook up, whether it's Vegas or Afghanistan or wherever... you are gonna owe me a lot of fuckin' beer brah...

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    • tenletters
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 2079

      #3
      GOOD LORD !!
      Useless Without Pics

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      • h0st
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 1216

        #4
        why did I click this topic now I can´t sleep cause I see bad dreams..

        .:h0st
        Did you say Pimp My Sexlife?

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        • funkmaster
          So Fucking Banned
          • Sep 2001
          • 7938

          #5
          .... yepp, this absolutly suit you !!

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            Originally posted by tenletters:
            GOOD LORD !!
            Never said it was gonna be pretty...

            SIG TOO BIG

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            • Rocky
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 3022

              #7
              hey amp

              the color of that dress really clashes with your tattoos

              think maybe you can try on a slinky blue number and post another pic???

              just fucking with yah


              you've earned my respect for honoring your agreement

              and gary, you'll be paying this debt for life
              Are you down with Sin?

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              • angleaous
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2001
                • 114

                #8
                respect to ya
                and i agree gary should owe
                you big style

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                • Keev
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2001
                  • 5335

                  #9
                  Dam talk to Elvis he could use u in a gallery for his tranny traffic!
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                  • Wizzo
                    2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 15224

                    #10
                    You should go for a walk around the block and scare a few children....
                    Looking for Opportunity!

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #11
                      I went out on the balcony to finish the smoke... the neighbors all stopped what they were doing and one dog ran away...
                      SIG TOO BIG

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                      • 3Xguru
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 1281

                        #12
                        HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
                        HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
                        HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

                        Somebody stop me!!

                        HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
                        HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
                        HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
                        Please!



                        Now realy...
                        It looks good on you Amp!
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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          I wanted the bright red one, but that one was the only one that even came close to fitting... the rest I couldn't get into.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • CDSmith
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            you are a desert storm side effect

                            or is that defect. Damn, imagine waking up with that staring you in the face, the 3 oclock bitch you dragged home! OWTCH

                            Nah, ya look real cute Amp, no question about it. Well, one question comes to mind.... if that's really you, then who was the punkass kid giving the finger to Jesus?

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                            • FADE19
                              Snow's Parole Officer
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 1161

                              #15
                              Something your NOT telling us amp???

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CDSmith:
                                Well, one question comes to mind.... if that's really you, then who was the punkass kid giving the finger to Jesus?
                                Beats me... some punk ass kid...

                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075

                                  #17
                                  If my girlfriend ever sees this, you're gonna hafta get a bigger couch KimmyKim.
                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    It looks like Osama is dividing your "cheeks of Asslah" LOL
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                                    • Makaveli
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 1027

                                      #19
                                      Damn Amp if you moved to Winnipeg you'd be the best looking gal in town eh CDSmith




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                                      • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 4753

                                        #20
                                        Hey Amp ...

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                                        Please send us your resume with portfolio and salary expectaions.

                                        We are very interested in signing you, before Lensman gets his paws on you !!

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                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                          There can be only one
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 39075

                                          #21
                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                          • boneprone
                                            Hall Of Fame
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 34415

                                            #22
                                            big thumbs up to amp.

                                            He is a man of his word!

                                            WOW!
                                            What a look.

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                                            Learn about it kids.

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                                            • FADE19
                                              Snow's Parole Officer
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 1161

                                              #23
                                              hahahahah Gary is AMP's Bitch...LOL

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                                              • goodgirl
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 1680

                                                #24
                                                I think he should of shown a little more skin!

                                                hehe

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                                                • Gary
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 6110

                                                  #25
                                                  LOL

                                                  You are one scare mutherfucker my friend.

                                                  Frankly, i think you wearting that dress is well worth me being unbanned.

                                                  LOL

                                                  Up to 35$ per join...!

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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by goodgirl:
                                                    I think he should of shown a little more skin!
                                                    Trust me... you don't wanna see the legs...

                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                    • CDSmith
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      ""School days, school days
                                                      back-to-school days!

                                                      Flamin' and fightin' and make-up-sex
                                                      talk to the tune of the Bone-prone-clique

                                                      OH! School dayz school dayz
                                                      BACK TO SCHOOL DAYZ!""

                                                      [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 10-05-2001).]
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                                                      • gaby
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                        • 712

                                                        #28


                                                        OMG you're such a hunk!!

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                                                        • Exxxotica
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 4396

                                                          #29
                                                          Too fucking funny!!!


                                                          Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven

                                                          note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

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                                                          • SockPuppet
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                            • 30

                                                            #30
                                                            You should were the dress in Vegas

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                                                            • brav
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 211

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Gary:

                                                              Frankly, i think you wearting that dress is well worth me being unbanned.

                                                              How the fuck did this all start?

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                                                              • Wizzo
                                                                2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                                • Nov 2000
                                                                • 15224

                                                                #32
                                                                It all was started by Lens, to get Amp in a dress...
                                                                Looking for Opportunity!

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                                                                • titmowse
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 5320

                                                                  #33
                                                                  amp looks exaxctly as i pictured.

                                                                  love


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                                                                  • Kimmykim
                                                                    bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                    • 16015

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Damn Gary I told you to get that hem a little more even.

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                                                                    • Gary
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 6110

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Kimmykim:
                                                                      Damn Gary I told you to get that hem a little more even.
                                                                      Its hard to do it right with you throwing dishes at me.

                                                                      Up to 35$ per join...!

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                                                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                                                        There can be only one
                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                        • 39075

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Wizzo:
                                                                        It all was started by Lens, to get Amp in a dress...
                                                                        I think this is what scares me most of all...

                                                                        SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                        • Wizzo
                                                                          2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                                          • Nov 2000
                                                                          • 15224

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Scares you!!! I got to work with him...
                                                                          Looking for Opportunity!

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                                                                          • Lensman
                                                                            GFY Chaperone
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 9846

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Amp, Pensfan at our office wants your number.

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                                                                            • FADE19
                                                                              Snow's Parole Officer
                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                              • 1161

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Have you discussed this with AMP's Pimp?
                                                                              Originally posted by Lensman:
                                                                              Amp, Pensfan at our office wants your number.

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                                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                • 51460

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Anyone left thinking Lens isn't one smart fucker? Plus he's got a little "Jerry Springer" look goin' on


                                                                                GARY --
                                                                                nice calves and ankles, but damn dude you are torturing that corset-thingy to it's limits. I recommend a combination of thigh-master, ab-roller, a full body-sugaring and dubble-up on the estrogen.
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                                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 16015

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                                                                                  If my girlfriend ever sees this, you're gonna hafta get a bigger couch KimmyKim.
                                                                                  Ya, she's gonna be pissed that you stretched out one of her good dresses.

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                                                                                  • Theo
                                                                                    HAL 9000
                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                    • 34515

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                                                                                    Gary, better be careful,he sounds serious!

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                                                                                    • Gary
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 6110

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
                                                                                      Gary, better be careful,he sounds serious!
                                                                                      Ya, looks like im his bitch now.

                                                                                      Up to 35$ per join...!

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                                                                                      • Kimmykim
                                                                                        bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                        • 16015

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Gary:
                                                                                        Ya, looks like im his bitch now.
                                                                                        Don't mess up the couch boys.

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                                                                                        • qcmoney
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 291

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Amp, try some fishnet stockings. I bet your legs would look great!

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                                                                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                            There can be only one
                                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                                            • 39075

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Lensman:
                                                                                            Amp, Pensfan at our office wants your number.
                                                                                            Tell him the lap dance is $5.00...

                                                                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 39075

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Kimmykim:
                                                                                              Ya, she's gonna be pissed that you stretched out one of her good dresses.
                                                                                              Well... she came home, and she's seen it. Someone call an ambulance... she's having a laughing fit on the floor. Tears, out of breath and all...

                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                              • X37375787

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I see we have one thing in common - the ViewSonic monitor.

                                                                                                But that's about it.

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                                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 39075

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Equinox:
                                                                                                  I see we have one thing in common - the ViewSonic monitor.

                                                                                                  But that's about it.
                                                                                                  Thank god that's all... I'll trade the ViewSonic in on Monday.

                                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                  • X37375787

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Mine already got hit my a 30 pound slegdehammer a while ago.

                                                                                                    I am basically posting blindly here

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