How to post like a wanker... - GoFuckYourself.com

the_wizz · 12-09-2004, 05:54 AM

http://www.guidenet.net/resources/wanker.html

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Make Personal Attacks.
If someone's arguing with you, the best way of refuting them is to call them a 'fag' or a 'Nazi'. ('Pedophile' is rapidly gaining popularity in this regard, too.) Make up wild and false accusations against them: "Mike just got out of prison for raping puppies, so he obviously isn't qualified to have an opinion about Unreal Tournament." Ignore their argument and attack their credibility: "Oh yeah? Why should I listen to someone who sells heroin to kindergarteners?"

Claim False Credentials.
If you're discussing copyright law, claim to be a copyright lawyer. If you're arguing about tobacco's effects on one's health, claim to be a doctor. (No matter what, claim to be a s00per 31337 h4x0r d00d: that always goes over well.) Refuse to provide any substantiating evidence, and for bonus points, grossly misuse jargon.

Make Shit Up.
Are your arguments getting shot down because you can't back them up? No problem: just pull some statistics out of your ass and go nuts. "Well, the crime rate goes down by 33 to 37 percent in states with gun control, so clearly pro-gun control people support mugging little old ladies." If anyone ever asks you where you get your figures, make vague references to articles, journals, or even television programs. "I read an article in the paper a few months ago that showed the earth was only six thousand years old because carbon-dating is bogus." When challenged, make vague references to shadowy conspiracies hiding the truth.

I think this covers more than half the people here.

Manowar · 12-09-2004, 06:06 AM

That article covers like 70% of GFY

dasexi1 · 12-09-2004, 06:07 AM

Nicky · 12-09-2004, 06:10 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
That article covers like 70% of GFY

Roald · 12-09-2004, 06:12 AM

Wtf the fuck are you talking about you fag. You just got out of prison for raping puppies, so you obviously aren't qualified to have an opinion about wankers

Olix · 12-09-2004, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
That article covers like 70% of GFY

Where does that come from, huh?

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12-09-2004, 06:06 AM	#2
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	That article covers like 70% of GFY

12-09-2004, 06:07 AM	#3
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