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Old 12-08-2004, 03:36 PM   #1
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Stupid question - read only if bored

Where do fruitfly's go after I crush them by clapping my hand in the air? I must have got like 10 of them within the past week and I can never seem to find the guts, not even on my hand
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:37 PM   #2
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:41 PM   #3
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LMAO

You inhaled it
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:41 PM   #4
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Possible answers:

a. You missed them

b. They burrowed into your skin

c. Your hands are way to dirty to notice.

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Old 12-08-2004, 03:41 PM   #5
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check your hand
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:42 PM   #6
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Possible answers:

a. You missed them

b. They burrowed into your skin

c. Your hands are way to dirty to notice.

can they burrow ?
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:42 PM   #7
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who knows dude, i would be washing my hands though
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:42 PM   #8
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Bringing your hands together so quickly probaly generates enough air (wind to them) to move them out of the way of your clap. Be gentle with your clap and you'll see guts
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:43 PM   #9
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can they burrow ?
Not sure. I have not had the time to study their habits yet.
I will let you know when I find the time to study them.
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:46 PM   #10
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Lets have the US government appropriate some funds for proper research in to this matter.
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:47 PM   #11
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I would have to go with the volume of air pushed out between your hands sends the little bastards on a free ride ... check the wall or the floor some 10-15 feet away from you.

here is another dumb question:

why do you have fruit flies? and whatelse is crawling around your place?
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:51 PM   #12
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why do you have fruit flies?
I also have some of them...

I should wash the dishes more often
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Old 12-08-2004, 04:02 PM   #13
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The fruit flies like my left over swiss chalet chicken I seem to have be consuming daily for the past 4 days.

I know i must have got at least 10 of the bastards but my hands are spotless. Also they fly right infront of my monitor so I have a bright screen behind them and I am sure that I got them.

Maybe a 0:10 ratio is not enough to determine the answer. I will try for 1:30
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Old 12-08-2004, 04:09 PM   #14
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Bringing your hands together so quickly probaly generates enough air (wind to them) to move them out of the way of your clap. Be gentle with your clap and you'll see guts
That's why fly swatters are full of holes.
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