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Old 12-09-2004, 08:22 AM   #1
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Police Dog Bites Nude Man in the Genitals (NO PICS)

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MINNEAPOLIS - A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.



According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.


While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.


The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.


Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area. Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.


"The dog did what the dog is trained to do, and that is protect his handler," Reier said.


After the man was bit, he continued to attack officers and police used a stun gun before eventually restraining him, police said.


The dog was removed from street duty while the incident is being reviewed, and the suspect is in police custody, Reier said.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:39 AM   #2
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That is fucking funny, although I'm sure it wasn't for the dude.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:51 AM   #3
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:55 AM   #4
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why fuck around if they have a dog there..lol
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:59 AM   #5
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Sounds like he was on meth or something.
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:00 AM   #6
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i hope they gave the police dog a bone for that
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:01 AM   #7
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why fuck around if they have a dog there..lol
I'd think the police telling you to stop would be reason enough.
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:03 AM   #8
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LOL Poor dog


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running naked and entering homes , eh? he deserved what he got
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:35 AM   #9
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No shit! A pic of that would make a great owned pic.
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:43 AM   #10
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Snacks for the dog!
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:16 AM   #11
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Ouch! Now that has to hurt
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:19 AM   #12
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that will teach him
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:20 AM   #13
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idiot. he go what he deserved.
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:20 AM   #14
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I'd give the dog a nice big steak that night.
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