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  • Gary
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    #1

    Wheat recipes???

    So everytime food aid is given to poor countrie, the news always shows giant bags of wheat being dropped in. Now obviously i must be missing out on a great way to save money when feeding my family.

    So, can someone tell me what i should do with it after i buy a few big bags of wheat? Do i eat it straight from the bag? Boil it?

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  • qcmoney
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    #2
    ROFL!! Thanks man, I need that too.

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    • boneprone
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      #3
      We here at the boneprone family would probably try smoking it?

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      • Tired Eyes
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        #4
        It's really good on Pizza...but I think most of the poor folks who receive this manna from the skies bind the stalks and use it to whip each other in their various ethnic conflicts.
        It also makes a delicious risotto, just keep the chaff for a garnish.

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        • boneprone
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          #5
          Im starting to wonder what these people do with bags full of wheat also?

          What are they supposed to do with it?

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          • Jamdin
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            #6
            You can eat wheat like rice but it's best when used as bread or pasta. I imagine it will be used mostly as wheat bread. However, a lot of people are allergic to wheat & don't even know it.

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            • boneprone
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              #7
              When I was poor and in college, Top Ramen was a great food source for me.. You could even eat it raw!

              And sometimes if ya find a sale you could buy like 20 for a buck!! Remeber that guys?

              Why dont we just send them Top Ramen?
              You dont even need water for it, you can eat it dry and its great!

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              • boneprone
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                #8
                Hostess Inc. should do a great promo thing and send billions of Twinkies! That would be great marketing for em..

                Everytime we tune into CNN we'd see people smiling and stuffing their faces with twinkies!

                It would be great product recognition for Hostess Inc.!

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                • boneprone
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                  #9
                  Better yet Lensman should send tons of GFY shirts to the refugees since a cold winter is upon them!

                  When ever the news focuses on the Afgan Refugies they would have a shirt that would say go fuck yourself on it.. Great marketing and name regonition! I could see thousands of afgans with GFY shirts on cant you?? Vision it! Wow! What an idea.

                  Im already thinking of starting boneprone family shirt production just for this!

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                  • Tired Eyes
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                    #10
                    Yeah, you could eat Ramen dry...but what about those flavor packs? That'd be a little like eating sand. At least the Ramen are crunchy. I don't think most of those people have teeth, either...could pose a problem.

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                    • boneprone
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                      #11
                      no teeth?

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                      • boneprone
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                        #12
                        I think you can chew top ramen without teeth?
                        Gumm it.

                        No teeth? Thats not good.

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                        • Tired Eyes
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                          #13
                          No teeth.
                          In alio pediculum, in te ricinum non vides
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                          • boneprone
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                            #14
                            Speaking of teeth. Check out the teeth of Italy! A litte pic my wife took of this beast when we were in italy last week.





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                            • yys
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                              #15
                              what the hell is top ramen, I've never heard of it.

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                              • boneprone
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                                #16

                                boneprone famliy food of choice

                                [This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-04-2001).]

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                                • boneprone
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                                  #17
                                  Top Ramen is a dry soup rather than canned. This offers several benefits. One is that the noodles and seasonings are prepared fresh, not reheated. It's easy to store and handle, and is fast and convenient to prepare; that makes it perfect for a quick meal or snack, at home or away. The main benefits are great taste and convenience.

                                  Nissin ramen is versatile. Recipe ideas are abundant and are available to customers and consumers through Nissin trade and in-store promotions.

                                  One must not forget that the primary feature of Nissin regular ramen is its quality. This is a direct result of the care taken in the quality control testing of raw materials, the manufacturing and the processing of the ramen product lines. All of these factors lead to consistently high-quality products, ultimately providing excellent value.


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                                  • Tired Eyes
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                                    #18
                                    Gary, go here:
                                    http://www.shire.net/mormon/cracked.html
                                    A genuine wheat recipe...cracked, no less...

                                    Boneprone, that's nothing...I live here in Italy, and believe me, that guy has a fantastic dentist compared to most of his countrymen!

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                                    • boneprone
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                                      #19

                                      What are Ramen Noodles?
                                      There are many types of ramen designed for fast, convenient preparation. All contain the same basic ingredients: flour, water, salt, dough conditioner, and seasonings/spices. Nissin has two main advantages over our competitors, however. First of all, we develop our products so that they satisfy a wide range of consumers' needs and tastes. Secondly, we use a kansui (sodium carbonate) in our ramen. The kansui softens and moistens the noodles, giving the dough a yellowish color, and enhances viscosity, allowing the dough to mix with the proper amount of water. This process is the main advantage Nissin has over competitors.
                                      Throughout our company's history, Nissin has been recognized as one of the major innovators in the production and marketing of ramen.


                                      Top Ramen, the first ramen introduced to the United States, has been the top of the line ramen product for the past 30 years.


                                      The Cup Noodles product incorporates numerous technologies world wide, including noodle shape and packaging of the noodles.


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                                      • yys
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                                        #20
                                        Ah, thats the shit all the viets who work at my friends factory eat.

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                                        • boneprone
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                                          #21
                                          you live in italy??
                                          Shit I was just there! I wish I would have known we could have hooked up and I could have taken more pics of bad teeth!!

                                          What part you live in?

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                                          • Squishy
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Jamdin:
                                            However, a lot of people are allergic to wheat & don't even know it.

                                            I am violently allergic to wheat. Give it all to em, so I can quit reading labels on every bit of food I buy.

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                                            • boneprone
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                                              #23
                                              Viets??

                                              Doe-Mahhha!

                                              Tell that to em.. They will like ya.

                                              Its pronounced "Dough - Mahh"

                                              Try it.

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                                              • Anal Hobbit
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                                                #24
                                                Hey squishy, remember me?

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                                                • Amputate Your Head
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                                                  #25
                                                  Cream 'O Wheat maybe?
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                                                  • yys
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                                                    #26
                                                    There good guys, even if you can't understand what there saying half the time. I'll make sure I say Doe-Mahhha! to them the next time I visit the shop.

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                                                    • Tired Eyes
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                                                      #27
                                                      Boneprone, I live in Venice, and have a country place in Umbria (Città di Castello)...next time you're here, hit me up, and I'll show you some bad teeth that will give you lifelong nightmares...

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                                                      • Amputate Your Head
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                                                        #28
                                                        Isn't there wheat in beer?
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                                                        • Tired Eyes
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                                                          #29
                                                          Squishy...check out these wheat-free gems at:
                                                          http://www.foodfunandfacts.com/wheatfree.htm
                                                          In alio pediculum, in te ricinum non vides
                                                          - Petronius

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                                                          • Gary
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Tired Eyes:
                                                            Gary, go here:
                                                            http://www.shire.net/mormon/cracked.html
                                                            A genuine wheat recipe...cracked, no less...

                                                            Boneprone, that's nothing...I live here in Italy, and believe me, that guy has a fantastic dentist compared to most of his countrymen!

                                                            Ya, thats like shredded wheat bvreakfast cereal, i forgot about that.

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                                                            • Squishy
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                                                              Isn't there wheat in beer?
                                                              Yep...Here's just another example of how my life sucks. The medical term for the wheat allergy is Celiacs Disease or Non-Tropical Sprue. It got me at age 21, and they didn't figure out what it was till I was 26 after nasty internal bleeding and constant vomiting...as I am 29 now it has been three years since I have ingested the following substances:

                                                              Beer
                                                              Pizza
                                                              Bread
                                                              Beer
                                                              Pasta
                                                              Birthday Cake
                                                              Beer
                                                              Beer
                                                              Beer
                                                              Beer
                                                              Beer

                                                              Along with about 10,000 other foods I could really get behing eating the hell out of. 93% of processed food has the shit in it too. I wanna get me some biological warfare going that kills all the wheat worldwide, so I don't have to be so jealous when I see one of you son's'a'beetches tucking into a whopper.

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                                                              • Squishy
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Tired Eyes:
                                                                Squishy...check out these wheat-free gems at:
                                                                http://www.foodfunandfacts.com/wheatfree.htm

                                                                Outstanding, Tired Eyes! Many thanks! Do you have this shit too?

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                                                                • yys
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Squishy, I thought bud used rice instead of wheat in there beer

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                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by yys:
                                                                    Squishy, I thought bud used rice instead of wheat in there beer
                                                                    They do.... good beer uses wheat.

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                                                                    • Tired Eyes
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Nope, but I was a chef in a previous incarnation, and always seemed to have customers who required special diets...and we all know that the customer is always right...right?

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                                                                      • Squishy
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Guiness is beer...most others are urine. But white russians make an acceptable substitute.

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                                                                          #37


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                                                                          • boneprone
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                                                                            wow its the anal hobbit!

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                                                                            • boneprone
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Or is that squishy?

                                                                              Squishy = the anal hobbit!

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                                                                              • kittykat69
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I always wondered why they gave those starving ppl wheat coz there's nothing to put with it. Have you ever seen thoseads where they show how filthy the water is there???
                                                                                i guess they'll just have to eat there wheat dry - uugggghhh !!

                                                                                reminds me of when i was a kid - i used to grab a huge spoon and steal icing sugar outta the cannister...then my mom caught on and one day she filled the cannister with flour! - If you've ever had a mouthful of dry flour you'll understand how bad it was...

                                                                                I saw a new bulletin last night from uzbekistan - two kids were wandering around in the desert digging up holes...
                                                                                they were looking for BRAINS that had been stored underground by RATS to be eaten later!!!!!
                                                                                Most people there only eat once a week (if they are lucky).
                                                                                Imagine having to steal food from a rat!

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                                                                                • Squishy
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I am not the Anal Hobbit, you damn boneprone, you...I type much better, he gets all the chicks.

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                                                                                  • Tired Eyes
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                                                                                    #42

                                                                                    In ancient Rome, wheat was a symbol of fertility, now it seems to have become one of hope, or perhaps desperation...BTW, what sort of brains were these Ubekistani kids snacking on, anyway?

                                                                                    animal bipes implume...they'll do anything!
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                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I could go for a rat bandwich on wheat bread right now.
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                                                                                      • ElvisManson
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                                                                                        I could go for a rat bandwich on wheat bread right now.

                                                                                        Did someone say Bandwich?
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                                                                                        • Red
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                                                                                          Oh Boney, I just had this visual of the CNN camera panning over all these Arabs wearing shirts that say go fuck yourself, eating twinkies and waving to the camera.
                                                                                          *wiping the tears from my eyes*
                                                                                          I dont know if that struck anybody else as funny as it did me, but I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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                                                                                          • Speedy26
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            the wheat is to feed the gerbils
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                                                                                            • Gary
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                                                                                              • Heinz
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Squishy and Jamdin,
                                                                                                if you want to drink beer, try german beer. Most of them use barley instead of wheat to produce the malt. "Bitburger" or "Karlsberg" should be available in the USA (and maybe in Garys Meth Lab too).

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                                                                                                • Squishy
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Heinz:
                                                                                                  Squishy and Jamdin,
                                                                                                  if you want to drink beer, try german beer. Most of them use barley instead of wheat to produce the malt. "Bitburger" or "Karlsberg" should be available in the USA (and maybe in Garys Meth Lab too).
                                                                                                  You'd be amazed whats available in Garys Meth Lab...It's not just a meth lab, it's the name of the hardest rockin' band in Canada..."Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome...Garys Meth Lab! Whooo!"

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                                                                                                  • kittykat69
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Tired Eyes:

                                                                                                    BTW, what sort of brains were these Ubekistani kids snacking on, anyway?

                                                                                                    animal bipes implume...they'll do anything!

                                                                                                    I think they were the brains of dead animals lie cows, goats etc that had died due to terrible droughts there...

                                                                                                    Brain Bandwich??? ...all right if you're hannibal lector i spose...

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