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 BastarD 1860 JamesK 788 coolone 378 VeriSexy 377 spunky 377 pornpf69 346 Dagwolf 115 There are two people at the 5th place in that thread, soooo.... who wins if it stays like that? 
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 And if pf gets to 378 he will be in 5th place untill someone else gets to 378 then I would be in 5th place. So I have to hope there is some more action in that thread  | 
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		 A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you?re not man enough to have a beer." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house with a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me  | 
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		 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I?m the breadwinner of the family, so let?s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she?s the administrator of the money, so we?ll call her the Government. We?re here to take care of your needs, so we?ll call you the people. The nanny, we?ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we?ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents? room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny?s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."  | 
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		 You can't time these contests, all you can do is postwhore! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 another try 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Cyberage  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 This Indian lad was trying to understand the reason why he and his sibling had the names they had so he asked his mother: ?Mom, why is my brother?s name Windstorm??  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	She answered: Because he was conceived during a windstorm. Well, why is my sister?s name Moonshine? She answered again: Because she was conceived when the moon was shining. The poor little boy looked sad and confused. His mother said, ??why are you so sad and confused Broken rubber??  | 
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		 Cyberage 4 LIFE!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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