Damn ...missed again

Missed what again?

that was *50 :winkwink:

I was never good at math :glugglug

So I was fucking your mom last night. It was hot. Can you give me her number? I forgot to get it.

(786) 664-9872

my cock is aching for pleasure.
got a sec Nexus?

do you swallow? :Graucho

i'll take that as a yes

Yeah. Let me grab my scalpel. We can fix that ache right up. Might sting a bit, though.

ouch

fagggg

We use cocaine hydrochloride, the latest in local anaesthesia. Hell, he probably won't even be worried about the fact that his penis is gone.

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Why wouldn't I be worried?

bang bang
you shot me down
bang bang

Because you'll be having a happy time for roughly twenty minutes. Or it could kill you. I'm not what one would call a qualified medical professional.

:(
You are TOO cute!

*kisses*

That, combined with your recent comment about your penis aching, makes me somewhat nervous around you, bangman.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It's all jizzle.
I'm only a little gay on weekends.

'I believe that lovers should be chained together'

So you're totally gay on weekdays. It being monday, that makes me no less nervous.

Well this page has takin a different turn

Really dude. You're freaking me the fuck out.

Whoa MPD...

I'm actually quite straight on weekdays.
Nasty habit of mine.

'taking hits form the schlong...'

Jusat thought I would say Hi to all the thread lurkers
we are getting close:winkwink:

That's not what DubiousJim told me...

It is time for me to post in this thread :)

lets give this thread a last try...I knwo I wont win...but who cares its all about playing...

DubiousJim is a guinea pig.

Less than 20 more posts to go :)

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let's go bitches

Fuck you, lurking fuckers. Post like real men! Wait a sec... I probably shouldn't be saying that, considering my history (brief though it is).

xxx xxx xxx

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go

damn it worked
any more out there :Graucho

yes

oh my god!

1100 :glugglug

no

I cant belive it

Pick me!!

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