Israel is a 3rd world country.

In fact, I'm posting this from the only computer in my city. It's owned by the city municipality. I hope they have a long coffee break so I can post some more...

hey oracle, post a pic of that chick you bought for 6 camels last night...

and to answer this thread seriously, and this is the only correct answer to this:

Israel is a modern country, with 3rd world neighbours!

Have you been hanging out with directfiesta and joecitizen?

should I? ;)

nah, someone already posted it somewhere :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sex is that cheap over there? I used to pay 20 camels for a quick blowjob

Israel, be nicer to your neighbors.
(And get rid of that small fat guy)

prices have dropped lately... my first 5 wives cost me more then 20 camels, but recently i'm getting new ones in bulk for cheap

who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you blabbing about?

i hope everyone around the middle east gets hit by a natural disaster nothing but idiots holding down the rest of the world.

e.g. dont kill children in refugee camps with rockets fired from helicopters, thats kinda unfair.

suicide bombers hiding behind children... that's unfair

dude, you seem to be angry with the whole world...

3rd world but developing.

Who acts and who reacts?

Who has the big money, support from outside powers and big weapons?
Who has nothing but their clothes, a desperate desire to live and nothing to eat?

One of the big money wasters/blockers has died now, maybe now there will be some movement.
The world hopes so.

Circumcision has nothing to do with hygene. Israelis used to do it to still born children. Why would anyone care about hygene of a dead child? Why did King David get 200 Philistine foreskins as a dowry for his first wife? Was he concerned about the hygene of Philistines? Circumcision was designed to be a blood sacrafice.

It has no relevant use today. A man's foreskin has huge amounts of nerve endings, it is essentially a man's clitorous. It's an ancient, worthless and barbaric tradition that does nothing but mutilate an individual and deprive him of sexual pleasure.

That would make it a developing nation, which is a 2nd world country. 3rd world countries haven't even begun industrializing.

yes, it's a 3 world country, but for those who use
Intell processors: all last Pentium and other INTELL
innovations was developed in Israel, starting from MMX technology till latest P4.
I can continue how many things all you of you use daily was developed here, but you'll start winning about killed kids and other shit....

so, yes it's a 3 world country where is average family has 2 or 3 computers at home :)

why would you move there from the states?

Yep you are right
Intel has the 2nd largest r&d center in Israel, only second to the U.S.

I think that Israel is a modern developing country.
There have been really allot of changes there since 1990. Every place I been 2 improved since then Drastically for the better side of it. Anyways it is still a new country that was created only around 52 years ago so there is still long way until the economy will be equal to what most of the European countries have now. :)

It is the birthplace of Jesus.
Praise the land of Jesus

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ìëì îé ùîáéï òáøéú åáîéåçã ìàìëñ ùàéúå àðé òåùä àú æä úîéã
òëùéå àðé àëúåá ñúí îùäå áòáøéú ëãé ùîé ùìà îáéï éçùåá ùàðé îãáø òì îùäå çùåá
åàðé øåöä ùëåìí éöèèå àåúé òí èàîá-àô, åàðé àôéìå àùéí ñîééìé ùéçùáå ùæä îöçé÷

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:thumbsup

îä äèòí àáì? ëìåðå éåãòéí ùàðçðå îãéðú òåìí ùìéùé

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amen :thumbsup

you have no clue whatsoever... seriously

lol

country where normal couple does not have any legal way to make marriage if anyone of them is not jewish(even with Israeli nationality) cannot be modern.

oh but there is a legal way... you lose

yeah..to become jewish.. haha.
the only way(which actually most of such poeple use) - go to other country and form the marriage there. but do you honestly think this IS a solution?

So they are like a bunch of fascists that only like their own kind? Nice to know.

christian Israeli citizens can get married in a church and Muslim couples can marry according to their religion, so stop speaking out of your ass...

those who want a non religious marriage to be acknowledged by the government have to find different ways such as you mentioned, because the law enforces the religious institutes to soley deal with marriage issues.

but muslim or christian citizens can still get married so cut the bullshit please...

Aren't you a franco melancolist yourself? :321GFY

so 67% of people here think Iseal is a 3rd world country and the remaining 33% are Jewish. I didn't think we had such a high Jew count on this board.

never heard that local "church christian marriage" will be considered legal in Israel for Israeli citizens. If it was true many would marry this way instead of traveling to other countries.
and yes, the country where "law enforces the religious institutes to soley deal with marriage issues" cannot be modern. You may be surprised but not all the people are religious, and some just want to get fucking married. Simple as that.
anyway I don't like the way you speak, so fuck off :321GFY

recently i saw a documentary on the intimate lives of ordinary people living in the middle east.

and the thing that struck me most is that just about everyone living in this area was unhappy, cynical, and miserable.

i mean everyone seemed to have a beef with somebody else, who was fucking them over---nobody was happy, except a few tiny children (and most children did not seem happy).

and that reminded me of the natives in other desert countries.

no wonder these fuckin' camel jockeys can't get along with anyone.

they live in a fuckin' desert, they are hot and uncomfortable, and they don't eat enough fresh fruits and vegetables.

of course i could be wrong.

but i always wonder why the vast number of terrorists in the world are camel jockeys, people willing to blow themselves up just to escape life on this planet.

maybe they need to change their diet.

Israel is a third world shithole :(
and I know what I am talking about casue I live there all my life.
unlike other 3rd world countries like thailand or brazil ( which are way way.. more advanced then israel is) it's not even fun :(
basically israel is owned by its militants, what makes it a very violant and tough place to live.