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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    What would you do if you had Elli at your house?



    we leave for toronto tomorrow morning.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692
      #2
      Sleazy is gonna hit it :P lol
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470
          #3
          the only thing i'm gona hit is my bed - we have a 7am flight- gota get up at 5:30 am to make it
          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

          Now read without the word dog.

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            • ProjectNaked
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 4309
              #4

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089
                  #5
                  That is when you know you may be a little to business minded. . . . you have her there, and you are both on the computer.

                  Nope, I'd be takin' me a break.

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                    • ProjectNaked
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 4309
                      #6

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                        • Doctor Dre
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 51692
                          #7
                          I'm gonna make it for the legal seminar on sunday ... only part I really need to hear
                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                            • Doctor Dre
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692
                              #8
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              That is when you know you may be a little to business minded. . . . you have her there, and you are both on the computer.

                              Nope, I'd be takin' me a break.
                              Or just computer addicted ... lol
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • The Apprentice
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                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 839
                                  #9
                                  Who?
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                                    • Theo
                                      HAL 9000
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 34515
                                      #10
                                      Greek

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                                        • EddiePulp
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 1332
                                          #11
                                          I'd give her a laptop, a copy of dream submitter and tell her to start submitting my galleries.


















                                          Really though... seeing as I don't know her, never had a convo with her, prolly just look at her weird and wonder what she was doing here.
                                          I dont need a sig.

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                                            • SleazyDream
                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                              Or just computer addicted ... lol
                                              i DEF have a problem....... a serious problem....
                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                • Nicky
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 30071
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by The Apprentice
                                                  Who?
                                                  Heh, you are new aint you?

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                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                      i DEF have a problem....... a serious problem....
                                                      Same here ... but hey ... sunday = no computer day I'l buy you a drink or something :P
                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                        • Mr Pheer
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 22083
                                                          #15
                                                          I guess I'd offer her a pepsi then go back to my office and wonder wtf she is doing at my house.

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                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 51692
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MrPheer
                                                              I guess I'd offer her a pepsi then go back to my office and wonder wtf she is doing at my house.
                                                              Pepsi is for faggots ... go for something stronger ... like a rhum and coke or a cognac
                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by MrPheer
                                                                  I guess I'd offer her a pepsi then go back to my office and wonder wtf she is doing at my house.
                                                                  i gave her a diet coke
                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                    • VirtuMike
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 2483
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I'd hit it HARD.
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                                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 41470
                                                                          #19


                                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                            • Veterans Day
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                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 8403
                                                                              #20
                                                                              go to bed with my wife
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                                                                                • Holly
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 10017
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I smell a love connection.
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                                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 41470
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                      I smell a love connection.
                                                                                      skufty's the one that gets all the action



                                                                                      he's the casanova of basset hounds
                                                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                        • KRL
                                                                                          Entrepreneur
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 31429
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Elli has a very natural sexiness about her. I'd have a hard time sleeping in my bed if she was in the guest room.

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                                                                                            • KRL
                                                                                              Entrepreneur
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 31429
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              And with Skufty at the foot of the bed to keep our feet nice and warm ahhhh, that would be heaven.

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                                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                  And with Skufty at the foot of the bed to keep our feet nice and warm ahhhh, that would be heaven.
                                                                                                  step away from the basset hound kevin
                                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                    • boneprone
                                                                                                      Hall Of Fame
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 34415
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      You two would actually look pretty good together...

                                                                                                      Not that its something thats happening, im just saying, you two would make a nice looking couple.

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                                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                                          You two would actually look pretty good together...

                                                                                                          Not that its something thats happening, im just saying, you two would make a nice looking couple.
                                                                                                          I dunno why, but I totally agree on this one
                                                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                            • KRL
                                                                                                              Entrepreneur
                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                              • 31429
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                              step away from the basset hound kevin
                                                                                                              He's so darn cozy looking though.



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                                                                                                                • Holly
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                  • 10017
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  This would probably be a good time for you to step away from the computer for awhile.


                                                                                                                  *hint hint*
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                                                                                                                    • Mr Pheer
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                      • 22083
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                      Pepsi is for faggots ... go for something stronger ... like a rhum and coke or a cognac
                                                                                                                      Thanks for the info, but some people dont drink.

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                                                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MrPheer
                                                                                                                          Thanks for the info, but some people dont drink.
                                                                                                                          I was just fuckign arround ...

                                                                                                                          I rarely drink ... and I never drink any soda .
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                              • 41470
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                                                              This would probably be a good time for you to step away from the computer for awhile.


                                                                                                                              *hint hint*
                                                                                                                              i'm not smart enough to do that
                                                                                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                • Holly
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 10017
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                  i'm not smart enough to do that
                                                                                                                                  Carpe diem.
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                                                                                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 41470
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                                                                      Carpe diem.
                                                                                                                                      she's just a friend. and has been for a LONG time now
                                                                                                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                        • Trixxxia
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 5600
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                          I'm gonna make it for the legal seminar on sunday ... only part I really need to hear
                                                                                                                                          Out of curiousity - what seminar is there on Sunday? Wasn't Sunday cut short?

                                                                                                                                          Anyhow, Sleazy, I'd sit comfortably with tea or coffee and chat all night - I'm a woman though - you however should be doing whatever your heart desires and her comfort level permits

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                                                                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
                                                                                                                                              Out of curiousity - what seminar is there on Sunday? Wasn't Sunday cut short?

                                                                                                                                              Anyhow, Sleazy, I'd sit comfortably with tea or coffee and chat all night - I'm a woman though - you however should be doing whatever your heart desires and her comfort level permits
                                                                                                                                              WHAAAAAAAAAAT ? Is it tomorow ? I thought the legal seminar was on sunday afternoon ?!?
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  nopw I'm fucked ... I missread .

                                                                                                                                                  Gotta go to sleep asap if I wanna TRY to make it there ... it's 4 am .

                                                                                                                                                  5 hours drive at LEAST .
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                                    • xlogger
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 9507
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                      she's just a friend. and has been for a LONG time now
                                                                                                                                                      I had girls that are friends, nothing wrong with a quicki ... i have done this .. ofcorse things will be weird the next day and you wont be friends any longer

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                                                                                                                                                        • hova
                                                                                                                                                          Traffillionaire
                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 22430
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I would play scrabble with her
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                                                                                                                                                            • Ross
                                                                                                                                                              Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 18874
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              In this order, I would....

                                                                                                                                                              Close down the computer.
                                                                                                                                                              Take her out for a nice dinner
                                                                                                                                                              Get her drunk
                                                                                                                                                              Pass out
                                                                                                                                                              Wake up the next morning wondering what happened

                                                                                                                                                              Have fun in Toronto Sleazy

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                                                                                                                                                                • kmanrox
                                                                                                                                                                  aka K-Man
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 29295
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  i'd ask her to call over some friends, duh
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                                                                                                                                                                    • shermo
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                      [B]
                                                                                                                                                                      I'd get her an updated version of Office! MS Office 97?!

                                                                                                                                                                      She's a beautiful woman. I'd respect her and make her feel welcome.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • monaro
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 968
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I'd make her hot milo and risen toast with peanut butter on it and let her use the computer.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                                                                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 71528
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              tie her up and sell her on ebay

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                                                                                                                                                                                • NoCarrier
                                                                                                                                                                                  We need more free porn
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 16356
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't know, but if I was Elli visiting Sleazydream. I'd make sure to have my pepper spray bottle handy.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • OG LennyT
                                                                                                                                                                                      Wall Street Pimp
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 14345
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                                                                                                                                      I'd get her an updated version of Office! MS Office 97?!
                                                                                                                                                                                      Done

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • fris
                                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 55679
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                                                                                                                                          we leave for toronto tomorrow morning.
                                                                                                                                                                                          cant wait to see you 2
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • slapass
                                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 14625
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              "What would you do if you had Elli at your house?"

                                                                                                                                                                                              Post about it on the message boards.



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                                                                                                                                                                                                • quiet
                                                                                                                                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 25115
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  she's just so damn pretty. you're a lucky man, sleazy.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • tony299
                                                                                                                                                                                                      lurker
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      get to know her and probably shoot some hot content for her.

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