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What would you do if you had Elli at your house?
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Sleazy is gonna hit it :P lol
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the only thing i'm gona hit is my bed - we have a 7am flight- gota get up at 5:30 am to make it
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That is when you know you may be a little to business minded. . . . you have her there, and you are both on the computer.
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I'm gonna make it for the legal seminar on sunday ... only part I really need to hear
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I'd give her a laptop, a copy of dream submitter and tell her to start submitting my galleries.
Really though... seeing as I don't know her, never had a convo with her, prolly just look at her weird and wonder what she was doing here.
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I guess I'd offer her a pepsi then go back to my office and wonder wtf she is doing at my house.
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I'd hit it HARD.
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go to bed with my wife
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I smell a love connection.
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Elli has a very natural sexiness about her. I'd have a hard time sleeping in my bed if she was in the guest room.
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And with Skufty at the foot of the bed to keep our feet nice and warm ahhhh, that would be heaven.
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You two would actually look pretty good together...
Not that its something thats happening, im just saying, you two would make a nice looking couple.
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This would probably be a good time for you to step away from the computer for awhile.
*hint hint*
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Anyhow, Sleazy, I'd sit comfortably with tea or coffee and chat all night - I'm a woman though - you however should be doing whatever your heart desires and her comfort level permits ![]() |
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nopw I'm fucked ... I missread .
Gotta go to sleep asap if I wanna TRY to make it there ... it's 4 am . 5 hours drive at LEAST . |
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I would play scrabble with her
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Close down the computer. Take her out for a nice dinner Get her drunk Pass out Wake up the next morning wondering what happened ![]() Have fun in Toronto Sleazy ![]() |
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i'd ask her to call over some friends, duh
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I'd make her hot milo and risen toast with peanut butter on it and let her use the computer.
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tie her up and sell her on ebay
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I don't know, but if I was Elli visiting Sleazydream. I'd make sure to have my pepper spray bottle handy.
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"What would you do if you had Elli at your house?"
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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she's just so damn pretty. you're a lucky man, sleazy.
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get to know her and probably shoot some hot content for her.
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