TheGarbageMan

JOKE OF THE WEEK...



A farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in the barn. "Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and get yourself a wife."
So the boy went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son 'choking the chicken' again.
"You crazy boy!" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae is a fine young gal!"
"I know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gets tired sometimes!"


Two dwarfs go into a bar, and pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on. "The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" "I couldn't even get on the fuckin bed !"


2004 A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.
"Can I turn the light off?" he asks. "Why?" she replies. "Are you feeling a bit shy?
"No," he says. "Because it's burning my ass!"



2 guys and a girl are stranded on a deserted island. After a week the girl is so ashamed of what she is doing, she kills herself. After another week, the two guys are so ashamed of what they are doing, they bury her.
After another week they are so ashamed of what they are doing, they dig her up.


2004 This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."


2004 It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."


2004 A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yes," the pharmacist answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," he answered.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
He said, "I can if I take two."


2004 Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, "We work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for a blow job any day but Thursday."
Jon says, "Why not Thursday?" The boss says, "Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel."


2004 A guy is fucking the shit out of a blonde girl.
The girl asks, "You don't have aids do you?"
He replies, "Hell No!!"
She responds, "Oh, thank goodness... I don't wanna
get that again...!"

kowntafit

Some of those are fucking funny. Thanks for the laughs.

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Jeff aka NIGHTfall

first thread of yours that i liked

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TheMob

hehe, post some more please! good source!

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